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Posted: 10/16/2007 9:26:49 PM | Met someone online thru another service...went for coffee. As soon as I saw him I knew it wasn't going to be there for me...we ended up having a great conversation until about 2 hours into the date when he told me that since I lived closer than he did, were we going back to my house so I could give him his blow job....WTF????
I gave him kudo's for having the nerve to ask me for this....after I stopped laughing because I thought it was a joke. Gave him my 4 reasons:
1. Just met you
2. Don't know your last name
3. Don't know if you 'trim' down there
4. Don't know if you are circumsized or not | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 9:34:37 PM | | What if he just answered the last three questions in rapid fire. You would have only been left with one reason why you wouldn't do that on a first date. * something to think about. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 9:35:21 PM | My only question is...Why would you even feel the need to give him ANY reason?!
Talk about inappropriate...
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Posted: 10/16/2007 9:36:29 PM | I met a woman on another dating site. We went for coffee, had a great conversation, and about two hours into the date, I asked her, that since she lived closer then I, could we go back to her place for my BJ. She started laughing at me and said:
1. Just met you
2. Don't know your last name
3. Don't know if you 'trim' down there
4. Don't know if you are circumsized or not
What a weirdo, huh? | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 10:02:40 PM |
I met a woman on another dating site. We went for coffee, had a great conversation, and about two hours into the date, I asked her, that since she lived closer then I, could we go back to her place for my BJ. She started laughing at me and said:
1. Just met you
2. Don't know your last name
3. Don't know if you 'trim' down there
4. Don't know if you are circumsized or not
What a weirdo, huh?
Small world. I was sitting at the table behind you two. Heard the whole thing.
I looked at my date... then, I  followed by 
And, told him..... Don't even think about it. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 10:40:54 PM | I had the strangest thing happen the otherday, I was walking down the sidewalk when this women stormed out of this cafe and told me some jerk she met online just asked her for a BJ on their first date! Then she grabbed me hand dragged me down the alley and blew me! Weird huh? | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 10:48:02 PM | Hope you have thick skin OPie. I doubt it will get any better.
OT: If you aren't just making it up, how the he// did he know your house was closer than his? Must have been an interesting conversation. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 11:07:35 PM | | This is all very peculiar. I was at a cafe the other day too. After I was seated and had my coffee ordered, this handsome European fellow dressed like Elvis came up, stuck his HAND out, introduced himself, told me he was freshly mowed and powdered and that he was circumsized. He stood there like he expected something... Now I know! | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 11:10:53 PM | I think everyone on this thread should go undercover and follow the OP on her dates.
Interesting..to say the least.
My strangest first date went like this:
Met him for coffee. He said he felt strong emotions for me... and wanted to 'show me'.
I said... No Way Hose'....
He called me a 'hoe. Then left...crying. Him crying. Me...I sat in bewilderment.
Called me later and I apologized. What for, I can't say. I felt guilty for some reason. Me..I..felt the guilt when it was him who was suggestive on a FIRST date.
But... it was explained.
He said... I called him by the wrong name and was terribly upset that I couldn't, at least, keep my men straight. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2007 11:16:27 PM | OMG this is so freaking Hilarious! Kudos to all the quick thinking smart asses on here!
And OP, if this is a real post, next time just end that type of conversation with ONLY the laughter!
:)
Plus! We'd like to know his repsonse please......LOL | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 12:32:31 AM | | Beershark,that was me she ran out on....she also didnt pay my tab....you now owe me the bj... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 5:57:18 AM | Hmmm the last 2 reasons dont make sense
3. Don't know if you 'trim' down there
4. Don't know if you are circumsized or not
That does not stop some women from giving BJs
It sounded like you were saying " I would totally give you a BJ if i knew your last name, met you yesterday, if you go ahead and go trim down there right now and oh, i hope you're circumcised!!" | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 6:27:03 AM | | Next time act as if you are totally in agreement. Once he gets his pants around his knees, grab the offending member and twist that puppy until it pops off. MUWAHAHAHA! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 6:42:41 AM | Sounds like he was going for the Gold.
Wonder if it works and how often?
2 out of 10 ??
and Trimmed or Circumcised , Humm
we have preferences in this area
I have my opinions about that ~ I'll keep them to myself
dar | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:00:54 AM | So, if you knew him a little bit, knew his last name, he was trim, and circumcised, you would have given him the BJ?
"Earth girls are easy."
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:08:49 AM | Your reasons are as warped as his request.
Thanks for the laugh and memory though...I had a very similar situation....he pees crooked now! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:12:41 AM | | Hahahaha, especially at the no way hose. Clicking this was a great way to start the day :) | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:20:50 AM | | and you know what, women can't really turn the tables on this one......being on a first date...what if the woman said, I'll pick up the tab...then can we go back to your place for my ...gee what would you call it? Men have BJ....women....? LJ? Because if it went the reverse way, and the woman asked for it...the guy wouldn't get her home fast enough!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:23:59 AM | | How funny--should have found this place sooner--started my morning off with a laugh--but seriously tho....what is the thing with men and bj 's--doesn't anyone have just good sex anymore...? | |
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Posted: 10/17/2007 7:30:11 AM | | This is ridiculous. Next time ask for driver's license, proof of insurance and a valid triple card. | |
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