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 SWEETNTARTY

Joined: 7/10/2007
Msg: 1
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/26/2007 10:58:37 PM
I saw a great bumper sticker today and I wanted to share it......"I have a great body, but it's in the trunk and starting to smell".......
Let's hear some of the great ones that all of you have seen!
 hilldebrandt

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 2
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/27/2007 5:55:37 AM
Here's one...

"Reduce CO2 emissions...tape a liberal's mouth shut !!"

 Low Risk

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 3
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/27/2007 8:17:39 AM
Having spent many years in Florida two of the one I remember best are: The more you **** the longer God lets you live! and Will the Last American to leave Miami please bring the flag
 nonsensical

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 4
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/28/2007 9:16:56 AM
On the back of a Jeep:
If I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister.
 rumyhero

Joined: 12/10/2005
Msg: 5
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/29/2007 9:19:38 PM
This saying is not only on a bumper sticker, but I had a license plate frame that said the exact thing:


Next time you think you're perfect........... try walking on water!
 nonsensical

Joined: 8/20/2006
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/30/2007 6:19:20 PM
Grow your own Dope,
Plant A Man.
 lizinpa_44

Joined: 11/27/2005
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/30/2007 7:52:47 PM
Seen in the walmart parking lot: "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair".



a few years ago I saw one I'll never forget: "Keep honking I'm reloading"
 rumyhero

Joined: 12/10/2005
Msg: 8
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/30/2007 7:55:24 PM
Forgot about this important one....

I miss my husband...........but my aim is getting better!
 arniep

Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 9
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 10/31/2007 12:00:28 AM
i eat vegetarians
 bernta

Joined: 9/3/2007
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/1/2007 2:57:54 PM
"I got a dog for my husband. . .I thought it was a good trade!"
 hilldebrandt

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 11
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/2/2007 4:04:48 PM
Here's a few more....

"PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals"

"Remember my name.....You'll be screaming it later..."

"Even though this is a stupid sticker...you're squinting to read it !"

"A$$HOLE ! It's not just a word...it's a lifestyle !!"

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions..."

and...

"If you can read this, thank a teacher...If you can read this in English, thank a SOLDIER !



 grizz07

Joined: 2/27/2007
Msg: 12
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/5/2007 4:37:10 PM
On the back of a new red Mercedes drivin by a older blonde lady
WAS HIS!!
 Zeanah59

Joined: 9/25/2007
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/12/2007 4:35:38 PM
One that made me laugh....

"My Dog is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"
 DesertFox3

Joined: 8/6/2005
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/15/2007 11:31:54 AM
The one I had on my car in the '80s.... I'm not Prejudice, I HATE Everybody!
 threedbow

Joined: 10/6/2007
Msg: 15
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/23/2007 5:00:41 AM
wen we were kids they used to have bumper stickers that said i heart my dog and we used to put a sticker of a screw on the heart
 tammyff

Joined: 11/25/2007
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/28/2007 5:54:05 PM
"Better living through sarcasm"
 SWEETNTARTY

Joined: 7/10/2007
Msg: 17
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 11/29/2007 11:01:41 PM
^^^ I love it!!!!

Can I adopt that as my personal motto?
 Wherefore Art Thou?

Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 18
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 12/19/2007 9:33:09 PM
On a refrigerator magnet: "JESUS LOVES YOU! Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole."
 quiettype915

Joined: 3/13/2007
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 12/20/2007 5:45:03 AM
It's a tossup between...

"My other car is an Autobot"

or

"My ruby slippers are at home next to the Quidditch Broom."
 ginapa

Joined: 1/5/2007
Msg: 20
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 12/22/2007 9:35:51 PM
COULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF THAT PHONE WAS UP YOUR A$$. I love that one, have it on a T-shirt too.
 tdc63

Joined: 12/8/2007
Msg: 21
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 12/27/2007 7:39:39 PM
My X must have been a pyromaniac cuz I really got burned
 MrWisdom

Joined: 5/26/2007
Msg: 22
What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 12/31/2007 12:50:49 PM
Hillary Clint?? raises skirt up while giving a speech and says, no more bush
 stanimal1980

Joined: 12/11/2006
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 1/1/2008 7:56:22 AM
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
 zuan

Joined: 1/13/2008
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 1/17/2008 10:11:26 AM
Mine says "How do you like Armageddon so far?" One as to being In Woodstock Ny an artists and poets town. "Welcome to Woodstock and please roll up your windows and don't feed the artists and poets"
 salisme13

Joined: 4/26/2006
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What does the last great bumper stickers that you've seen say?
Posted: 1/17/2008 7:08:34 PM
So Many Cats....
So Few Recipes!!
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