| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/1/2007 5:24:27 PM | Two days ago MSN ran and article about the Do's and Don'ts of kissing from Men.
One man said, "I thought this was common knowledge, lean right!" Honestly I had never heard that before, but it makes sense. Is this a long-standing, I should be so embarrassed rule, or just this guy's preference?
Also, a different guy said, "Close your eyes!" Now, I almost always do, but sometimes it is a real turn-on to watch, and to have him watch too. So gentlemen, I ask, eyes open or closed? Is sometimes open, o.k?
Can you give me a little masculine insight here, before I kiss again?  | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/2/2007 6:43:47 AM | | hehe Great thread, joy! Am waiting for some male responses! lol C'mon guys,,,lets have it! lol | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/4/2007 7:38:41 PM | Rules????? There are Rules?????Ok...who forgot to copy that memo to me?
Its been a while....but I think it's lean right and close eyes...(and thats close eyes AFTER you know your going to hit the target) It really tends to upset the woman if you knock her glasses off when you kiss her....plus you kinda look like a dork doing it. | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/5/2007 5:35:43 PM | 
Rules?? Is there a manual somewhere?? If someone has a manual please... please let me know where to get one.
Loved your reply about knock off her glasses when you kiss her... | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/6/2007 2:46:00 AM | LOL....thanks for the compliment.....
I am not sure a manual would do me any good....I have been advised that I have 3 fatal flaws that prevent me from learning anything....
1. male
2. Taurus
3. German descent
all of which means ( so I am told) that I am hardheaded
besides...I don't need a manual.....I need a practice partner.... | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/6/2007 2:05:08 PM | Hey! I resemble that! Well, 2 out of the 3 anyway....
Hiya Ripley  | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/6/2007 2:55:03 PM |
Hey! I resemble that! Well, 2 out of the 3 anyway....
I was going to say....must be my vision is getting REALLY bad, cause you dont look like ANY male I have ever seen before! | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/6/2007 5:12:01 PM | You never know...Maybe....it was just a REALLY good sex change operation?
Nah...I'd be really rich though....considering I did give birth to 2 children....... | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/6/2007 7:14:39 PM | Good....I didnt feel like sending my optometrist to Hawaii again this year... | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/7/2007 5:24:26 AM | Heyyyyyyyyy Showme,,are you that long lost chicky from wayyyy back? How've you been?! Great to see you and wb!
OT: Yanno something i noticed yesterday on tv? I watched 2 ppl hug each other and i noticed that they leaned to their left. lol It immediately reminded me of this post! haha And yeah,,,leaning to the right just sorta seems like,,,,oh i dunno,,kinda natural when you do the ol lip lock thing. And regarding hugging,,,now that i think of it,,i think i lean to the left like they did on tv. Pretty weird huh? lolol | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/7/2007 10:13:31 AM | Rules? I thought those were meant to be broken
I do know one thing about kissing, if someone tells you to kiss their butt its not a good thing.................usually ............. and if its in public it never is | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/7/2007 6:38:25 PM | This kissing manual thing has me stumped! I was married for so long, I think I must have missed the update!  But I sure like doing it my way. I just really hope this whole kissing thing doesn't become like my check list when I am about to T-off in golf.
Ok, head down, feet apart, line up a little behind the ball, bend knees slightly, line up your grip, shoulder toward target, head down dummy, watch your grip, loose hands, what are my hips doing, don't kill the ball, just let the club do all the work, head down, swing...dang....repeat.
Kissing just can't be this complicated, or can it? | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/7/2007 7:52:43 PM | | I certainly hope not or we'd all be walking around with bandages on our heads, tape holding our broken glasses together (for those of us who wear glasses LOL), and swollen lips. lol | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/8/2007 2:37:28 AM |
I certainly hope not or we'd all be walking around with bandages on our heads, tape holding our broken glasses together (for those of us who wear glasses LOL), and swollen lips. lol
Even if that happens...it is sooooo worth it.....I mean...good golly.....its still KISSING! | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/8/2007 9:17:14 AM | Yep Rip....I think you knew me as Melusine....
Doin good...but, apparently not so good in the "love life" department...Hense, my return. LOL
The rules of kissing? hmmmm...do NOT bite!....
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/8/2007 4:43:04 PM | | I love to (kiss...) but not everyone appreciates all the yucky stuff (kiss....) unless it leads to other things (kiss...) which is great too (kiss...) it's great when your partner loves to GIVE and GET affection (bigger kiss.....) shows you/me that you appreciate me/you...(kiss kiss...) we either then watch TV and KISS or get all hot and bothered and quit typing.....(KISS KISS KISS goodbye!) | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/8/2007 6:37:21 PM | I posted this in another thread but it applys here also LOL....
When you kiss a woman:
1. Never "dive" in....move in carefully so that you dont give her a migraine by crashing your forehead into hers.
2. Keep your eyes open till you make contact with the target...it tends to upset the woman if you knock her glasses off, stick your nose in her eye, or miss her completely.
3. Be gentle....don't loosen her incisors by bashing yours into hers...her dentist may like it, but she wont.
4. Don't put so much pressure into the kiss that you cut off her breathing...that blue tint and passing out is NOT a sign of lust.
5. When you break the kiss and lean back, if you feel the need to say something, say it softly....again...it tends to upset them if you deafen them with a scream of elation.
6. If after the kiss she looks tenderly into your eyes and leans back in for another kiss...then disregard all aforementioned rules and ENJOY!!!!! | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/8/2007 7:52:42 PM | | Kiss me both ways and I will tell you which I like best! | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/11/2007 1:46:13 PM | Holy crap, there are rules?
I mean, beyond "if both are wearing glasses, at least one must remove them"?
Geez... that explains a lot. | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/11/2007 3:51:24 PM | Just take it slow, and show some passion, it only takes a moment to discover how they like to kiss, what feels good, I like to start with just my lips, and sneak just the tip of the tongue in there, just let her know it is there, ready.......and waiting........... for a lil more when she is ready. I like to do small lil swirls, almost a tickle of the tongue, how you hold her will make a difference too.. Make each kiss last, like it is your last one for a long time.....
I miss kissing......Sigh ~ | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/12/2007 3:24:52 PM | Good Advice Blue Eye, sorry to hear you are missing it. Sad! | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/14/2007 2:30:13 AM | i have one rule for kissing if it feels goood do it ,if there a good kisser make sure you take a breath make sure you dont lose it when your kissing they might take your breath away | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/22/2007 5:22:26 AM | regarding rules of kissing....there are only two rules in my eyes....
1. There are no rules
2. Since there are no rules...enjoy | |
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| The rules of kissing
Posted: 11/23/2007 9:16:14 AM | Chemistry and Passion! If you are both feeling it......there are no rules.......Allow your instincts to lead you.
One tip I would add....Gentleman, get your hands involved........Enjoy! | |
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