| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:12:01 PM | What was the most severe injury you or others have sustained in the heat of passion. I have heard of rug burns. Some have left lasting scars that remain even after the relationship is long gone. I have heard of an accident involving a stiletto heal piercing an appendix. It seems there is more to worry about than the sexually transmitted diseases. If you have an unusual story that you can share, please do. Give us the heads up so we may avoid the embarrassment of ending a night of passion with a trip to emergency. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:19:09 PM | | Well I seriously almost wrecked my car will getting a BJ while driving the hour home. I still regret not having pulled over instead of having her stop. It was one of those moments were everything was just perfect except for the fact that I had to keep us alive. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:22:36 PM | | Ok I got one! This happened to a sex party owner I know...she had a new toy on the market and decided her and her husband should try it before offering it to her clients. Well her hubby must not have known that you can't just turn a BOB on high as soon as you put it in because she threw her head back and hit the wood headboard of their waterbed...she didnt know she needed stiches until they were finished and she had a lot of caked blood in her hair...they went to the er and she told the dr she slipped and fell down some stairs. Her husband looked at her after the dr left the room and said you better tell the truth because he looked at me like i pushed you...she then looked at him and said "If you tell the truth I will push YOU down the stairs" we all lol for an hour with that one! | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:28:42 PM | Sorry to withold the details, but ......
Handcuff keys should always ALWAYS be kept within arms reach and preferably tied down so that a wayward pet can not mistake them for their newest present from Petworld. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:41:44 PM | True story ... Direct from a local emergency room ... a guy was brought in via ambulance ... with a broken penis !! ... Happened during the act ... OUCH !! He required immediate surgery ... Am I the only ignorant one who was unaware that a boneless part of the anatomy could be broken ?? ... I neglected to ask for more facts ... Was there much/any swelling ?? ... Would casting be required ?? ... Length of heal time ...   | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 7:56:34 PM | "If you tell the truth I will push YOU down the stairs"
wantsumthinreal
That one had me in stitches!
FYI ... 'BOB' is a girls best friend ...... if used properly!
This could be fun.. keep up the great work!
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Posted: 11/1/2007 7:59:16 PM | There was a story about a broken penis in cosmo not that long ago... it does require surgery... and it's torn really rather than broken... the penis fills up with blood and it often looks like an eggplant... or at least that is what the article said... might be able to look the article up online... HOW BAD WOULD THAT SUCK THOUGH? OUCHIE!!!  | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 8:02:10 PM | My younger brother and his wife were on a marathon and he had a major heart attack at 32!! We laughed about it afterwards at the hospital.
Just remembered this story from a friend who works in a drs office.
One of their patients came in to the office in a great deal of pain, the dr sent for an ambulance. The man had a bob stuck inside of him for over a week! The man did not want to go to the er afraid of people laughing!! He said he waited as long as he could stand it thinking it would come out on its own!They had to surgically remove said bob. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 8:21:51 PM | Give us the heads up so we may avoid the embarrassment of ending a night of passion with a trip to emergency.
You can avoid the embarrassment of using the wrong word by consulting the dictionary - throes, not throws. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 8:40:21 PM | to shore aka the spelling police,....perhaps it WAS meant as a play on words and there was throwing involved ?????
I used to work in the radiology of a large hospital I can't tell all the things I have seen as a result of sex and passion... if you can imagine it it HAS been done! Most things involve items NOT intended for ingestion, application or "probing". NOTHING surprises me anymore. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 9:07:05 PM | Well, my brother-in-law was a firefighter/paramedic and he told us a story about what happened one night.!!
They got a call for the paramedics and he was oncall that night. When they arrived, there were two people with a blanket over them. He was visible, but she was not. As they spoke with the man in question, they discovered that she was under the blanket...attached to him!! Apparently, she was giving him oral. She had braces on her teeth, and her braces locked together.
They tried to pry them apart, but failed. They transported them to the hospital just the way they were...with the blanket covering her, and his parts!
He said it was the funniest thing he had ever come across! All the paramedics had a hard time to contain themselves. He said the firehouse was full of laughter that night. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 10:24:50 PM | | well i have a story (this time it isn`t about me.. ).. a # of yrs ago there was a woman who was in the mood 4 some lov`n.. since she had no one in her life.. she grabbed her vacuum cleaner & had 'fun' w/it.. apparently the hose had gotten stuck inside`ve her.. she was rushed 2 emerg. w/the hose still attached inside`ve her.. i can just imagine what the conversation was like that nite around the nurse`s station.. .. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/1/2007 11:21:04 PM | During a handcuffed session, the slat on the headboard broke and the screw of the slat I was attached to impaled my hand. Nothing like a screw through the hand to ruin a screw.
Don't have kinky sex on Ikea furniture. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 11/2/2007 10:58:58 AM | Hm, after a night of lovely sex on me and my boyfriend's trip... I had to go to the ER.
Somehow, rough sex ended giving me a bad flare up with my bowels... which caused severe pain and I couldn't walk...
Ugh. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 12/10/2007 10:26:02 PM | | In the Emergency Room, what will happen most often is for people to come in with items shoved up their asses. Items that really ought not be shoved up there-like light bulbs, small children's toys, assorted fruits and vegetables, billiard balls-and I am not going to begin to talk about small animals. Totally bizarre. I don't know what some people think. | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 12/11/2007 4:52:56 AM |
You can avoid the embarrassment of using the wrong word by consulting the dictionary - throes, not throws.
argh! It's spelled THROES not THROWS. argh!
I agree with thanking the POF grammar police as GreenEyedOkieGirl says----get a life!
OR it could be these cops have NEVER been in the throes/throws or whatever of anything hence their lack of anything else to contribute here.
I once had very badly burned feet (on the bottom only) from a moment of passion on a painted and treated tennis court. I was a new surface and at a somewhat wealthy younger widowers house and the tennis lessons for me were going no where---I was too distracted by that cute little butt in white tennis shorts. I guess she got bored and had to think of something else to do? LOL
The burns were more like blisters that soon after removed most of the first layer of skin which was not pleasant but didn’t require a trip to the ER----just a lot of Solarcaine which seemed to help. I’ve NEVER stepped foot on a tennis court since----not barefooted anyway! | |
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| Throws of Passion Sends People to the Emergency Room
Posted: 12/11/2007 4:57:12 AM | | A couple in St Louis were found shot to death in an alley,obviously enjoying each others company,during an investigation of a drive-by that got two others in a drug deal gone bad.Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time....... | |
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