| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/9/2007 10:35:40 AM | In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?" | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/24/2007 10:16:10 AM | why didn't you say "Soft Drink Vending Machine", instead of naming the precise type of drink - which is irrelevant for the joke anyway.
why didn't you say "in a town of many casinos" instead of naming a city - which is also irrelevant to understand the joke.
apart from these 2 corrections aiming against implied advertisements,
your joke should be fine | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/24/2007 4:27:34 PM | | That would be stupid to say "soft drink vending machine"! Heck do we even have to be politically correct when telling a blond joke now? | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/24/2007 6:11:08 PM | Wife vs. Husband
A couple drives down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep', the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/25/2007 5:24:05 AM | LMAO!!!! thanks for the laughs!!!
and here is one for you:
A blond and a brunette were walking down the beach, brunette points at the ground and says to the blond "Oh look, there is a dead bird" The blond looks up into the sky and says "Where?" (no offense meant to blonds)  it is only a joke | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/25/2007 6:10:00 AM | A blonde walked into a building.
You'd think she would have seen it.
(The only blonde joke I've ever found funny) | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/25/2007 6:18:12 AM | Way to go message 2, life and soul of any party
One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought.
She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.
In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.
A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!
Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,
"It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."
Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,
"Ok, how about Arizona?"
The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,
"A"! | |
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| A blonde walks into a library.......
Posted: 11/25/2007 8:51:45 AM | A blonde walks into a library. She goes up to the counter and says to the woman,
"I'd like to make a doctors appointment please."
So the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library."
So the blonde says "Oh, sorry!....." and repeats in a hushed whisper, "I'd like to make a doctors appointment please........" | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/25/2007 9:30:22 PM | mating calls of women at parties
blondes - "tee hee, i'm drunk"
brunettes - "has that blonde b*tch left yet?" | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/26/2007 1:11:12 PM | Blonde walks into an electrical store and says "i would like to buy this TV please" the person behind the counter says "sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
Obviously annoyed, the blonde goes home and dies her hair black and goes back to the shop . . "i'd like to buy this TV please" shop keeper: "sorry we dont sell to blondes".
More annoyed this time, the blonde goes home and changes her clothes and re-styles her dyed hair and returns to the shop "i'd like to buy this TV please" s/k: "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes."
Seriously p!ssed off she decides to go the whole nine yards, cut the hair, dress as a man, fake moustache and sunglasses and returns to the shop confident in her disguise: "i'd like to buy this TV please" s/k: "Sorry we dont sell to blondes"
- highly irate and peeved she screames HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A BLONDE!?!?!?
To which the shopkeeper replies "because thats a Microwave! | |
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| blonde walks up to a Coke machine
Posted: 11/26/2007 7:19:53 PM | What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
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A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. | |
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