| Signatures In The Snow
Posted: 11/14/2007 12:25:29 AM | Hi guys we women have a thread going on in "Ask a Girl Forums" right now . As I was reading thru it I noticed that there was some real common things that alot of us women wanted to do..
No not all the sexual things..
So my question is..
Is it a myth or can you really Piss your names out standing up?
If it is true When did you learn this particular skill ?
Now I want to make sure the Guys, that haven't the pleasure of pissing in freezing weather join in.
I will include is this something all men do or just the ones that have snow?
Thanks for all the imput Guys
 
Sassy | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:27:12 AM | | Thankfully, I only have 4 letters to work with. Also, one of my favorite bars has a trough urinal, filled with ice. I draw a smiley face every time. It's not easy to bore a hole through a pile of ice cubes. Sometimes it takes 2 times. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:31:57 AM |
So my question is..
Is it a myth or can you really Piss your names out standing up?
If it is true When did you learn this particular skill ?
No, it isn't a myth. It isn't a particularly hard skill to learn as we pee quite often. It's something that just about anyone can do with a good squirt-gun (harder, and a bit different,) and a little practice... | |
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| Signatures In The Snow
Posted: 11/14/2007 12:42:25 AM | It isn't a particularly hard skill to learn as we pee quite often. It's something that just about anyone can do with a good squirt-gun (harder, and a bit different,) and a little practice
So let me see if I can get this straight.. If I can right my nam with my super soaker. Then I have perfected the art .. Dang I thought it had to be harder since my pistol has a longer grip and barrel...
Guys thanks for being such agreat sports with this type of question | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:48:18 AM | I've learned, that it takes about a 12 pack,
if I wanna write out my full name.
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:56:10 AM | Well Sassy,
Is it a myth or can you really Piss your names out standing up?
We CAN. but the shorter names are easier and you can do it in print or script.
If it is true When did you learn this particular skill ?
In my case I was 3 years old. I had to go pee and my father pulled off to the side of the road. When we were done I saw that he wrote his name in the snow. I tried mine the next day in our back yard. Took me 3 tries to get the WHOLE name. If you have less control you get less letters out of it. there's kind of like an art to it. And when I was in Europe, I KNOW for a fact you can do it in really dry dusty dirt and even on white sand. Just doesn't turn yellow.
I will include is this something all men do or just the ones that have snow?
As for all men, I have no idea. I know I showed a few guys in Europe how I did it when I was 7 years old. The girls loved it. guys were practicing and some were able to do it and thanked me before I left to come back so I guess it's possible anywhere a guy has time to Pee and is a bit bored.
The Super Soaker usually carries more fluid than we do. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 6:54:35 AM | One of the things I will miss about the NE.
Granted, crossing a T and dotting an I were a pain in the ass.
If a woman tried it, would they look like a crab scurrying on the beach? | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 9:04:29 AM | There's no way the OP is 47 as stated on her profile. Wow, I thought I looked young.
Anyway, no it's not a myth. We develop the ability as soon as we learn to walk/standup and spell our names. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 9:48:51 AM | | Its also really the only time we need to write in cursive, but dotting that 'I' in Chris can get messy. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 9:56:34 AM | The OP has good genes and lives in a cold climate. both are condusive to looking younger than your years.
And I've met a few women in their mid 50's that looked like they were 25. I remember one women who looked younger than her 28 year old daughter and she was 52 at the time.
And the T's and I's are a pain in the behind.
After I perfected my name I began doing profanity.
And when I was about 22/23 I stopped it completely. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 10:15:59 AM | | YEAH I HAVE SEEN ONE GIRL DO IT ..WELL KIND OF HALF AN M..WAY UP NORTH ,DURAM YEAH..OK SNOW & GUYS THAT "L DO IT ..TERRITORY AND ALL THAT GAME...PISSING ABOUT..BUT YOU GIRLS NOT YOUR FAULT ..NO CONTROL..NO LEARNING...WAT PISSES ME OFF NOT ENOUGH LAVS IN NITE CLUBS 4 U GIRLS...IF ANY GIRL IS IN MENS ILET THEM GO FIRST...CIAO | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 10:17:27 AM | Generally guys start off with basic distance training in late teens. Usually after several beers, late at night and out of town. Have to walk and pee continuosly. Winner (though there are no prizes) is one who can walk and pee the furthest without wetting their clothing in any way. This is followed by height training which requires a tall wall or tree. Only guys who pass these basic skill tests are allowed to progress to developing their writing skills.
It is true that when guys hit about 22/23 for some reason these games lose their appeal. May be result of not wanting to get done for exposure (both of the illegal type and the cold) or guys start going out with gals more and not really a level playing field. Or, heaven forbid, we just grow out of it. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 11:55:49 AM | you will truely never know unless you owned one yourself -sure there are plenty of guys willing to loan theirs out. however just like a sports car -you will never experience the exceleration, handling around the curves and power under the hood,
unless your behind the wheel driving it... | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:18:55 PM |
you will never experience the exceleration, handling around the curves and power under the hood,
unless your behind the wheel driving it...
I can totally relate to that analogy since I drive a high performance car and a truck that is just a truck
But I was just wondering and now I am going to add a twist here guys I can't help it
If you can write your name with such aplomb..Why can' you hit the hole in the toilet.
Yes,I am a girl I had to ask it some where..So now you'll can {try} to spank me
Huggs and kisses
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:30:15 PM | Simple answer. Because water rebounds much better than snow.
More often than not, we're not 'missing' - we just fail to have adequate rebound control (Andrew Raycroft?).
*spank* | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:36:03 PM | | I always like writing the girls (i'm with at the time)name ,I even ask if they want to try writing with it the next time. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 12:48:32 PM |
Why can' you hit the hole in the toilet.
For modern civilized man, in a domesticated setting,
isn't it proper etiquette to take the dishes outa the
sink first?
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Posted: 11/14/2007 2:45:27 PM |
Its a whizz you should try it
I did put this as one of the first things I would want to learn if I could be a guy..But since I don't have the same equipment I can't sorry..
I also am not going to do this little crab walk with my jeans around my ankles
My luck someone with have a cam going and blackmail me for life | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 2:52:22 PM |
But since I don't have the same equipment
I'll let you use mine! | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 2:55:52 PM |
I did put this as one of the first things I would want to learn if I could be a guy..But since I don't have the same equipment I can't sorry..
If your penmanship is good I just might be willing.......... | |
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Posted: 11/14/2007 3:32:41 PM | I can only spell my 1st name if I've drank enuff liquid.
6 letters.
Any guy can spell their name standing in one spot.
Even though girls don't have the same equipment,
I think yall could do it too
if athletic enuff
and if yall can move quickly.
Shake a leg as they say.
:-) | |
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