| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 7:31:46 PM | Well it had to happen sooner or later i guess, I am after all on the wrong side of 40, it's just such a damn shock when it finally happened.
She said all the right things "It's alright, it happens to all guys at some point, lets just cuddle, that's just as good" But all i heard was "You sad pathetic example of a man, does your tongue at least work or is that a limp noodle also, I can't wait to discuss this with the girls at work tomorrow"
Thank god the lights were off, I most likely would have died seeing that much pity in a womans eyes.
I have had friends that let me down before, life had dealt me some pretty hard blows at some point or another in life. But the one thing i could always count on was the "hammer" delivering. Now that i can no longer count on the "hammer" to deliver, what else is there for me? It's just a matter of time now until i start taking those pills. God i don't want to be one of those guys having to take those damn pills.
Or maybe i will be one of those guys going into those back rooms in China town paying all that money to some old medicine man. but even those guys look at you with pity when you go in "what you looking for??? something to keep your yang up? You having problems with your yang" . Then his wife comes out and asked "what he looking for"
" Him have noodle dick" and they both start laughing at the poor guy. It's just a matter of time now before i am that guy.
I think i might just give up on sex all together, If i can no longer depend on the "hammer" then all is lost. Althought i must admit that even if someday i totally lost it in my hips, I will never lose it in my lips. | |
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| My life is now officially over....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 7:38:39 PM | Oh for goodness sakes. Lighten up.
First of all, the woman is questioning herself more than you are questioning yourself. She thinks she wasn't hot enough to turn you on. Second of all, it does happen to all men. Third of all, take the tablets. It's your wanker we're talking about. Take the medicine if it helps.
I'll tell ya. I used to date a guy who had pre-mature you know whats. We'd be kissing, grinding and 'bam' he'd be done. I don't know if he's taking pills or doing kegel exercises or what, but he can last now! He still, ahem, "arrives" fairly soon, but not like before. Don't whine, feel lucky that you live in a time when such things can be treated. | |
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| My life is now officially over....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 7:44:40 PM | This is the funniest story I have ever heard on here. I have a group of male friends that I drink with and we brag about experiences like this. If you were in my support group at the bar telling this story we could laugh for hours about this one.
Don't forget this is just one event that is part of your life and it doesn't define it. It is the event that is funny, not you. | |
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| My life is now officially over....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:25:27 PM | I do not think having to take pills to help a situation is a bad thing.
Women have menopause to go through where our sex drive decreases exponetially and we suffer from vaginal dryness so that personal lubricants are needed.
It shouldnt be embarassing for a man to need an aid if women need them as well.
~Freya  | |
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| My life is now officially over....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:37:41 PM |
Msg 7: I was actually thinking about hanging myself with a celibate rope. I didn't know ropes had sex ... or is that just your "pet name" for a certain part of your anatomy? And if so, how do you get it around your neck? Seems you have little reason for frustration if you are able to perform such a feat!  | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:47:50 PM | I think i might just give up on sex all together, If i can no longer depend on the "hammer" then all is lost.
I have to point out.. with that kind of attitude, it may never rise again.
It seriously won't kill you guys IF you can't get it up now and then. Maybe there's another issue going on.. maybe not. Either way, these things tend NOT to be permanent. | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 8:55:36 PM | | I honestly don't see what the big deal is. I mean they have drugs for that kind of stuff, just take them. You don't see women going around all 'Oh my god, my vagina's drying up and I can never ever ever have sex again! I may as well die!' They just reach for the bottle of lube. Also, it sounds like a one time thing. Sometimes it just doesn't want to get excited. | |
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| My life is now officially over....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 9:39:30 PM | It is medically prudent that you go see your doctor. Impotence is often a precursor for cardiovascular failure.
The average age for a man's first heart attack is between 45 and 55.
You need to go get a health screening and make a point of asking your doctor to look into whether or not this is a broader cardio issue and not just a limp noodle issue. | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/18/2007 11:28:35 PM | My goodness OP~ I've never understood why any man thinks this is the end of world. It isn't even close. From what I recall [not exactly sure on the numbers] less than 20% of adult sexually active females are able to achieve orgasms with just sole penetration. So, who cares? There are plenty of other activities you can engage in.
Be creative!  | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/19/2007 4:36:36 AM | It can happen when you have performance anxiety, sounds like you were under pressure from someone who demanded to be taken care of. Most guys might have reacted the same way...and it is pretty common for men at one time or another.
I have to point out.. with that kind of attitude, it may never rise again.
It seriously won't kill you guys IF you can't get it up now and then. Maybe there's another issue going on.. maybe not. Either way, these things tend NOT to be permanent.
I agree with this. Overthinking this can kill you...make sure if something like this happens again, that you not make too big a deal about it, or focus too much on it. That WILL make it worse.
If the woman knows her stuff, she can override stuff like that and turn a night around (maybe even get it to work). Apparently that woman didn't know how to handle it (no pun intended).
Women aren't immune either. Hopefully when she goes thru that time in her life when her body parts won't cooperate with her, the guy she's sleeping with goes to work the next day and tells everyone. That'll learn her. | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/19/2007 6:22:55 AM | Somewhere there is a woman with a voodoo doll, that doesn't like you very well.
She's cursed your virility.
To counter-curse, go outside, take three giant leaps backwards, pick your nose, sing a "song of sixpense", donate to the blind, wear toe socks for two weeks, adopt a cat and place an eagle over your bed while ya sleep.
You should be fine in no time.
 Seriously, the more emphasis you place on this lack of wood in your wood shed, the worse it will get. Make friends with your pee-pee and forgive him. He was just lazy that night. | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/19/2007 6:44:32 AM |
Ok so how are we supposed to react when these things happen? Seems the "it's ok hon, lets just cuddle" approach isn't the right thing to say. Inquiring minds would like to know..
Yeah I was kinda wondering the same thing....I personally think she reacted well, she could have kicked you outta bed or got upset....Instead she made the sex NOT the most important thing (and it isn't) .....There are plenty of other things you can do....And so what if you take pills....I am 26 and willing to date guy's in their 40's if there is attraction....I could care less if they need pills to make it happen, cause again it's NOT the most important part..... | |
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| My life will never be the same....I experienced my first failure to launch.
Posted: 11/19/2007 5:55:42 PM | "Ok so how are we supposed to react when these things happen?"
damn if i know it's never happened to me before( I know all guys say that)
But i do know that "It's all right, lets just cuddle" come across as abit codescending. Telling a guy cuddling is better than sex, is the last thing he wants to hear when he is having a failure to launch. | |
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