| Never trust an Aussie
Posted: 11/23/2007 1:58:24 PM | An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting.
At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex.
As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and, after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.
She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner.
The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia.
'Melbourne', he tells her.
'So am I. What suburb?' she enquires.
'Glen Iris' he replies.
'That's amazing.........' she says excitedly, '..........so am I'
'what Street?'
'Cameo Street' he replies.
'This is unbelievable.........' she says, her voice quavering.
'What number?'
'Number 20', he replies.
She is totally astonished.
'You are NOT going to believe this........', she screams, 'but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!'
'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you'
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN!-? | |
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| Never trust an Aussie
Posted: 11/25/2007 10:04:59 PM | a young bloke calls in to see his old neighbour, who had broken his leg recently in an accident. the old neighbour asks the bloke if he could go fetch his slippers from upstairs for him. "no worries mate" he replies. he goes upstairs and sees his neighbours daughters in their room. thinking quick he says "your old man just sent me up here to slip you both a length"
"bull sh*t" the girls reply
"i'll prove it" he says, and shouts down the stairs "what, both of them?"
"ofcourse" the old bloke shouts back."what's the use of f*cking one?!?" | |
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