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 billy_styles

Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 1
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Posted: 11/26/2007 9:22:22 PM
Do you know, or have you ever met someone with a name that is so funny yet so awesome that you think it has to be fake... but it ain't!? I'm lucky to have known two dudes, with "awesome" names... (both from high school)

1. Nimrod (Forgot his first last name)
& the best for last...
2. D*cky Long

I know there must be more out there... please share :)
 meplusedog

Joined: 5/5/2007
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Posted: 11/26/2007 11:20:20 PM
I was in Texas about 10 years ago and I had ocation (trough my x wife) to have dinner at the home of Govener Hog , now Govener Hog has twin girls and you know he named them Ima and Ura so that makes there names Ima hog and Ura Hog well it was all I could do to keep from falling on the floor laffing
 UjGearhead

Joined: 10/30/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 3:48:52 AM
I knew of this girl named Kandy Caine and her Dad looked like Santa Clause.
 ashley2586

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 8:54:47 AM
my mom works in an attorney's office that handles the HOG's cases...she said that one of the twins told her that thier dad was mad he didnt have any sons so he decided to name them ima and ura. what an @$$! and i wonder why the mom allowed it?!
 billy_styles

Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 5
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Posted: 11/27/2007 10:50:14 AM
PFFTTTT... HA HA HA... Ima Hog & Ura Hog... oh man, ha ha ha... sucks for them..., BUT think of all the joy he has given us... ... yay! & Kandy Caine... lol... how "festive"! In university I had a class with this one guy named Jor-el... I'm not sure if it was spelled like that, but that is how it is pronounced. For those who don't know who Jor-El... he's superman's biological father... ha ha... I was talking to my friends about this and we figured that his dad must have been in his late teens, early 20's when he saw the movie... and decided to name his first son Jor-El... probably hoping that he in turn would name his first son Kal-El (superman)... ha ha...
 Rednek99

Joined: 8/9/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 11/27/2007 1:08:50 PM
Santa Claus- Yes he does exist and resides in Dallas, Tx.

Harry D1ck- Friend of mine is a telemarketing and this is one of the names on her list she had to call.
 Curious and Smart

Joined: 8/29/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 11/27/2007 1:18:03 PM
how about this...

Mr. Ben Dover


 huskerboy

Joined: 10/1/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 3:24:42 PM
here are a couple of locals that are actually in the phone book here

Sharon R. Beaver

Richard Schrunk Jr.
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 4:00:52 PM
One of the local M.P.s (Members of Parliment in England) is called Ed Balls.

Manchester United footballer Gary Neville's Dad is called Neville.....Yes you guessed it Neville Neville

There's a comedian over here who goes by the names of Doc Cox & Ivor Biggun

and there's a racing driver called Will Power How determined is he?
 raavek

Joined: 1/25/2005
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Posted: 11/27/2007 4:12:03 PM
There was a guy in my highschool named Mike Hunt. Not even joking. Poor guy. Was called to the office once...Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt to the office please.
 neil1955

Joined: 9/23/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 8:06:44 PM
used to know a guy called Conrad Postumous a few years ago
 mikki815

Joined: 10/1/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 8:32:51 PM
I worked in a hospital and one of the doctor's names was Samuel Gotoff
 stageright

Joined: 8/2/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 8:53:32 PM
Pat McGroin was a character I made up to piss off a producer once. Turns out ol' Pat really existed and the studio pulled the name.
 loonywitch

Joined: 7/6/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 11/28/2007 6:39:08 AM
Worked in a hospital once where one of the drs surname was De'ath lol
He always insisted it was pronounced de arth but no one ever said it that way lol
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 11/28/2007 6:51:48 AM
I went to see an eye specialist & the Dr I saw was Dr. Yoda
 loonywitch

Joined: 7/6/2007
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Posted: 11/28/2007 7:02:05 AM
lol....when 900 hundred astigmatisms you have seen, experienced eye surgeon you will be!
 Ice_Rink_4_Nits

Joined: 7/27/2007
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Posted: 11/28/2007 7:29:43 AM
^^^^^^^^ Hahahahahahahahahaha

She wasn't so wise, but then again she might have been having a bit of an off day. After all I thought she looked a bit green & hunched, maybe it was something she ate

Ah young Jedi, these drops put in your eye I will hmmm!
 billy_styles

Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 18
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Posted: 11/28/2007 8:09:23 AM
hahahaha... this is great... I'll take a break from work, log in and laugh for a bit... I wonder if De'ath's first name was Jack? ;)

I forgot to mention that in my first year of uni' my english prof's surname was D'anger, but pronounced French, but we all pronounced it as danger. The best part was when we learned that she was pursuing her Ph.d... making her Dr. D'anger.

btw, the coffee mug... awesome!
 torybabe

Joined: 9/13/2006
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Posted: 11/28/2007 9:42:09 AM
Ed Ball says that he has a sister called Ophelia Balls.

My mother knew a boy named Robert Sole, = Mr R. Sole
 nangirl123

Joined: 11/20/2007
Msg: 20
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Posted: 11/28/2007 6:23:13 PM
My sister went to school with a boy whose name was Justin Case
 KatyH1981

Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 21
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Posted: 11/28/2007 6:45:12 PM
I went to school with a kid named Donald Duck III, and yes he had a sister named Daisy.

My mom told me of someone she went to school with named Tina Turnipseed.
 DITLONDON

Joined: 11/8/2007
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Posted: 11/28/2007 6:56:58 PM
My brother once had a client and when her rent was overdue her father arrived in my brothers office to pay it " I'm here about the rent for annette kurtin" which as you can imagine had the predictable effect, my brother was totally professional and asked him to wait a moment while he popped into the back office to nearly wet his pants! On another occasion we had a dr Wanker checking into a hotel I worked in, the Australian girl on reception was looking at the list on the computer for the name as pronounced in German "Vanker" When she finally worked out that they were one and the same, she very calmly asked in a beautifully annunciated manner if DR WANKER would like to sign his registration card!
 tootsyloots

Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 23
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Posted: 11/29/2007 3:12:04 AM
i know a william**** ( aka****dick )
and my cousins are jessi- james and lisa- marie??? my aunty must like those ppl!
 jessejess4747

Joined: 10/9/2007
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Posted: 11/29/2007 4:22:20 AM
I know a guy that goes by Flyer MacDonald ,but his real first name is Ronald,guess i would rather be Flyer
 Intrinsicatz

Joined: 11/24/2007
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Posted: 11/29/2007 1:17:53 PM
In college I placed calls to parents and alumni for donations. One of the parents I had to call was named Mr. Harden Long. I still can't believe that was his name.
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