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Posted: 12/1/2007 6:32:27 PM | Ok, sometimes I read profiles and wonder to myself wow, why is this person still single???
Then it occurred to me, that none of the dating sites list things such as bad habits, fears, phobias, etc. So here it is, Im just curious who else has the guts to let it all hang out.
Single white female
Favorite Food lately: What ever has the least calories.
Bad habit: Eat in bed and watch TV with the timer on so when I fall asleep it shuts off
Fears: Terrified of any form of reptile (yeah and Im planning on moving to AZ)
What exes have called you: Besides the obvious? Stubborn, childish, dreamer, "grow up" (loved that one), crazy oh and spendthrift (yes, people our age really do use that word).
Im a woman who hates being called m'aam. I have enough shoes to open up a size 8 only shoe shop and yet still hit the shoe dept first, so any man interested in me must have a lot of closet space (I also have a full complement of clothing in 3 sizes) Must like watching tv in bed, cold feet and hot flashes.
If you are looking for a hot body in an older lady, then learn to turn the light out or look elsewhere. My kids will always come first, and you will probably have to listen to every cute detail of their childhood from a doting mothers eyes. You will probably dislike my daughter (the last three did) and on bad days my cat will dislike you.
I would like to meet a man who doesn't snore too loudly, doesn't think shoving someones head under the covers when he breaks wind is funny. Someone who thinks its charming to come home and find yet again, I have re-arranged the living room. A man who
loves the idea of exercise, will go gung ho for about a month and its back to Oh my gawd Im so tired lets just get Chinese and watch history channel.
Ok ladies and gents, we have reality shows, lets see who is willing to get real.
I know I can count on my partner in crime Aztexan
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Posted: 12/2/2007 9:34:36 AM | I must be nuts answering this. I am counting on the idea that not many folks read the forums and if I reply quickly to 5 other posts it won't show in my profile.
diovorced white male
Workaholic. With the exception of planned commitments my customers come before everything.
I snore. Some days I pass enough wind to power my truck or clear an entire production station (yeah, I did that once).
I have a very quick and noisy temper (usually aimed at myself), don't hit anybody and 5 minutes later I've forgetten all about it. I remember stuff that was said years ago so if you think I might use it later don't say it, but I can't remember where I set my glasses down. Given the opportunity I will be controlling, BTDT, if you have an opinion state it when it matters, not 3 days later.
Bedrooms are for sleeping, and well ok, maybe something else.  If you want to fall asleep watching tv the couch better be comfortable. Last one out of bed in the morning makes it.
10 AM is almost time for lunch, not breakfast.
If you kick my cat I will kick you back.
I drink several beers in an evening, don't get drunk, don't drive after 2 of them, If it bothers you, too bad. I smoke in my apt, not in my truck and not in someones's face. If I do smoke when I am out it is outside and very seldom.
You better like to walk.
I hate dirty dishes sitting around. Yes I will rinse/wash mine, and yours as long as I am there.
You better like at least some of what I cook.
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Posted: 12/2/2007 2:21:20 PM | Aww, pagypsy....now how can I let a dare like THAT go unanswered?
Hmm...let's see.
Favorite Food lately: Typically, anything Mexican or Italian...doesn't actually mean "lately."
Bad habit: I talk a lot and usually fast...especially if I'm nervous. I've always been this way and old habits are hard to break.
Fears: I'm afraid of heights, tall bridges and overpasses & roller coasters. I can aclimate to heights (worked on the 11th floor downtown for 3-yrs) and with practice can master the bridge thing. The roller coasters....after so many years, I don't think that's ever gonna be a joyful past-time for me but trusting the right guy could help (as long as he doesn't mind the screaming). 
Well, I'm certainly not a high-maintainence type gal because I can do my hair & makeup in under 1/2 hour and be in my car for the 45-minutes drive to work. My bathroom counter is a mess though due to the speedy prep and I sort of like having all that counter space to myself. I love my animals and my 2 dogs ARE in the house the majority of the time (when I'm home anyway) but never in my bed or on the furniture. The exception is my 15 year old cat who I raised off a bottle, but I figure she'll croak one day and I'll miss the cat-hair on the king-sized comforter.
I also have a wardrobe in several sizes but generally all dating within the past 7-years -- no 1980's funk or disco stuff in my closet. Not as many shoes as some people (eh gypsy?^^) but a couple more pair than I need for dressing conservatively at work.
Although my eyes are deep green (especially when I get pissed off or cry), my eyesight is a joke but I'm hoping to take care of that within the next few months.  I can still pass Oprah's "pencil test" but sometimes wish I been "gifted" with my curves in different places. My kids are either good or bad, depending on the day but at least they are over 21 (well, in about 6 weeks anyway) and in charge of their own lives. My younger son will probably dislike you as well (he hates everyone!) but generally wants me to be happy. (His attitude toward a man could probably be sweetened by someone who enjoys/owns race cars, motorcycles, dune buggys or a fishing boat.) I can rag on my own kids but anyone else better be prepared to face the brunt of Mama Bear if they do it.  At least until I get to know you and you get to know my kids more than just superficially.
I want to meet someone who keeps his body hair neat (not shaved, just not popping out the collar of his t-shirt), his facial hair ON his face (not merging down into said chest hair), showers and uses deoderant regularly. A man who knows that a t-shirt and jeans are not appropriate attire for a nice dinner on my birthday, who doesn't know 80-million bathroom jokes or think that knowing them makes him a stand-up comic. I want to meet a man who likes to push the grocery cart and doesn't mind if I study the labels to get the best bargain or fewer additives (like MSG). I tend to get migraines but can pretty much head them off before they get too bad (#1 trigger - MSG), and want to meet a man who'll understand that it's not "just a headache" (or an excuse), and will bring me a cold cloth to wipe my face when they really get bad. 
I'm a bookworm and will keep books I've already read so I can read them over and over again. Bookshelves in my home are a must but the stacks of TBR's are optional on every table and nightstand.
And I like Pagypsy's idea of a workout partner...and when I'm winded, we slow down even if it's just while we're out for a walk.
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Posted: 12/2/2007 7:10:27 PM | I'm up for the dare!!!
Single white female with no children OR pets.
Children respect me and kritters love me.
I’m a cat person over dogs but I don’t own a cat currently because my beloved friend (kitty) died recently. And no, it wasn’t suicide.
I find children to be loud, expensive and dirty – not necessarily in that order. I’m more inclined to borrow a child rather than have one of my own for said reasons.
Favorite food: Beef, pasta, bread and lots of cheese.
Favorite drink: Water – and lots of it.
I like an immaculate house except for my office. My office is a mess and I like it that way. Close your eyes or close the door – my office will never be tidy.
Bad habits: I never sleep through the night and consider myself lucky to sleep 4 consecutive hours on a good night. I snore. Not that cute little princess like snore, but rather that loud obnoxious snore that will keep YOU awake all night unless you are a heavy sleeper. Oh… and did I say I drool when I sleep?
I also have a tendency to bolt easily out of a relationship, so hold on tight because it’s nothing personal.
Fears: Abandonment. Anything I have to walk over that I can see down through from any height. Elevators that take me up or down more than the 4 floors at any given time.
I enjoy catering to your every need. I realize some of you don’t like that but that’s just me.
I enjoy dressing in more traditionally female clothes. I prefer the traditional gender roles in a relationship. You be the boy, I’ll be the girl, then there is no confusion of our expectations.
When you say you’ll pick me up at 7PM I will be ready and waiting by 6:59. You’ll not have to wait for me for very long if I am running late.
I’m a great detective if you have a mystery to solve of any type. | |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 5:36:37 AM | I forgot the food and fears stuff
I am afraid of heights, claustrophobic, I can hold any reptile that doesn't have rattles but if a bug flies or crawls near me I run. I am afraid of large animals including dogs, but I can get to know them.
I will eat almost anything. Favorite foods would be cheese and peanut butter. Going out, in order; Mexican, Asian, Italian. | |
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Posted: 12/3/2007 5:16:03 PM | Love the replies!!
Glad to know there are some real folks out there. ..
oh, and I drool too when Im overtired.
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Posted: 12/3/2007 5:37:21 PM | To know thyself is to love thyself…
Hi gypsy, great thread. So we’re comparing warts, huh? Okay, why not? It might actually help someone figure me out if they look up my post history. If it runs them off, well, then I guess this saved us both some time. But if they keep coming, then it tells me they’re a saint heaven sent.
So here we go…
Type-A personality too smart for own good seeks woman for long term friendship. Posting to this thread is not evidence of either claim. Always takes the long hard road due to being honest to a fault. Slow to warm up to certain personalities and becomes annoyed with those equating a southern accent with a lack of intelligence. Doesn’t suffer fools and/or poor service.
Physical deficiencies include the following: Mouth has been known to defy heart. Face will not cooperate and hide thoughts in head; therefore, making travel plans to Vegas casinos is not recommended. Walks with a permanent limp after shooting own foot countless numbers of times.
Has various memory problems including forgetting to eat lunch or to drink enough water producing an irritable disposition. Also tends to forget drinking coffee creates dragon breath leading to scorched eyebrows of those in the direct vicinity.
Will be chronically misunderstood and cause consternation due to the following ten reasons:
1) Eloquence often mistaken for sarcasm
2) Passion often mistaken for intensity
3) Realism often mistaken for negativism
4) Intelligence often mistaken for insanity
5) Preference for privacy often mistaken for anti-social tendency
6) Demureness often mistaken for being aloof and guarded
7) Tends to be pensive and brooding when something’s weighing heavily on mind – furrowed brow is dead giveaway
8) Occasionally needs to be hit over the head with a two-by-four to recognize the social signals everyone else sees as blatantly obvious
9) Hard to tell when joking or serious – 80% of the time when confusion arises, will be joking
10) Sense of humor on the corny, quirky, and/or dry side – hard to “get” (see complicating factor above) resulting in foot with no bullet holes landing squarely in mouth on a regular basis
Other idiosyncrasies worth mention:
1) Tends to get antsy going into second week of vacation
2) Will procrastinate
3) Known to drive the posted speed limit – often mistaken for procrastination
4) Once ball is rolling, becomes an over-achiever (you’re reading an example right now)
5) Likes to keep things organized and well maintained. Like others, exception is office space. If everything starts to look like the office, there’s definitely something wrong.
6) Will sometimes take criticism personally rather than letting it ride
7) Requires significant amounts of “alone” time
8) Loves to problem solve when sometimes it’s best to just let it go
9) Not at best on the fly in certain conversations, especially passionate conversations concerning matters of the heart – will clam up and think of what needs to be said later when it’s usually too late to reopen discussion
10) Has been known to suddenly bolt off road in truck to go check out the tarantula crawling on the rock or other various fauna to the surprise and horror of passenger(s)
Known fears include, but are not limited to:
The dentist’s office, abandonment, abandonment at the dentist’s office, not being appreciated or respected, not being liked or trusted, growing into a crotchety old man alone, that green thing in the back of the refrigerator, being eaten alive by a large carnivorous mammal, scorpions and those half-a-foot-long big-ass biting centipedes! | |
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Posted: 12/4/2007 4:36:56 PM | OMG OMG the dentist office.. ack!
So I guess I just have to ask, is growing into a crotchety old man alone much different thatn growing into a crotchety old man with a crotchety old woman?
Great Post
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:32:13 PM | Is growing into a crotchety old man alone much different than growing into a crotchety old man with a crotchety old woman?
This reminds me of a joke. Stop me if you’ve already heard it…
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'
'A can of peaches,' she replied.
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied, ‘Because I was hungry.’
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She told the judge 6.
Then the judge said, 'Then I sentence you to 6 days in jail.'
The woman's 85 year old husband sitting in the courtroom suddenly stood up and spoke.
He asked the judge, ‘Can I please say something?’
The judge said, 'What is it?'
The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'
Lol!… so, which scenario would be worse? Well let’s see… Alone, I’d be lonely, and I’d smell bad. With, I’d have the old crotchety woman staring me down with disdain telling me for the hundredth time to put my teeth back in and that I smell bad. In that case, I’d be wishing I were lonely. Hard to say gypsy, but I’m really glad you brought this to my attention! | |
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Posted: 12/17/2007 4:02:06 PM | I guess my ad should also say, already preparing for my retirement years by paying for my dentist's new hummer as he looks at me, smiles that sweet geeky smile and goes.. we need to do another root canal, this one is just tooo close to the nerve for comfort. so I may smell bad but by gawd I wont be gummy.
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:33:01 PM | Oh, OK, I'll bite (not very hard though).
Divorced (3 times, count em) white male, happily childfree.
Favorite food lately: honey. Haven't eaten it for years, suddenly took a notion, eating a bit every day now. Also like ramen noodles, beans and wieners, frozen dinners, canned mangos, bread and strawberry jam, takeout Chinese and pizza. Will eat straight out of the can. Prefers spoons to forks for just about anything edible. I'll happily eat at McDonalds, but prefer Burger King.
Bad habit: nodding and smiling when somebody is talking, even though I'm pretty deaf and miss half of what anybody says, unless they look straight at me and speak clearly.
Fears: scorpions (came within a hair of stepping on one in my sock feet, when I was in San Antonio). Lifelong fear of being in a car wreck, never been in a bad one though.
Summer wear: t-shirt, jeans, sandals. Winter wear: long-sleeved t-shirt, maybe a flannel shirt over it, jeans, running shoes, denim or leather jacket. Never wear a hat or cap, almost never dress up.
I'm really bad about vacuuming the floors, leave it until I can't stand it, then I'm sooo proud of the way my floors look for the next couple of months. I do keep the dishes cleaned up, the bed more or less made, my clothes clean, and I don't leave clutter around.
Risk averse and conflict averse. I don't handle anger or rage very well, so if someone goes off on me, I'm outa there.
I'm somewhat of a cheapskate, always look for the best price. Keep bills paid and checkbook balanced.
I spend a LOT of time on my computers. Not just dating/social sites, but I read news online, and read a lot of technical forums (and occasionally post). I am constantly tweaking the computers, trying new things, making them more efficient.
Restless sleeper, 2 hours max sleep segment, sometimes get a snack in middle of night, sometimes turn on computer and surf the web. Snore sometimes, toss and turn a lot. Early to rise, and usually early to bed.
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| what your ad should really say
Posted: 1/24/2008 11:11:29 PM | OMG OMG I CAN'T!!!!!! You're evil !!!!!!
It's a good thing I don't give flyinfeck what others think of me.....
Like Likketty (yum), if someone were to read my post history (under any of my past names used here too, LOL) It should scare off all but the hardiest nutcases.
I've confessed to just about everything here, except the fricken nuttiest *flaw* which happens to be something I hold with great pride these days. I just won't spell it out here, since part of the reason I leave PoF now and then is because of a woman who keeps studying me and stalking me (maybe she's done and moved on? It's been quiet for months) because my friend is her ex lover and she got caught up in the fantasy that I am her enemy. Ah well, her choice. So while I have no real secrets and I will divulge just about anything in an honest conversation, there are a couple of things about me that are no body's bidness.... until it is theirs. I mean, I'll tell you, privately, if I think you give a dam about me and if I give a dam about you. Interestingly, as juicy as it is, no one I've trusted has ever betrayed my tale, yet, after a fashion, the whole town and any perceptive person reading the posts and my profile knows the truth. They just don't know they know it.
So give me a perceptive man who can see exactly what is on my sleeve, and he sees that he loves me as much because of my flaw as he does in spite of it.
If my best friendship could function as a relationship, wouldn't that be great? It won't. This friend and his patience and understanding for my flaw has spoiled me for other men. Yeah, there's the real secret guys: You're gonna have to be even better at loving and understanding me than my best friend is... and that won't be easy to do, because I'm a trial, and wyrd as He'll.
Fears? Absolutely nothing, though I can't stand to watch movie scenes like the dog dying in I am Ledgend, and I have residual issues with all things "Titanic" and spearmint and low ceilings. Each time I discover that I fear something, I face it head on. | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 6:04:52 PM | Lol This such a good idea.
Single Black Male
19 years old
athletic (or at least I work out enough to keep from gaining wait, and some days I have a 6 pack)
My biggest problem is that I'm not interested in anything but cars and music, so most people can't relate to me, and vice versa. If you're interested in any kind of fighting sports, ufc, boxing, wrestling, I will usually blow you off. I'm not interested in guns, off roading or motorcycles, you know, the kind of stuff guys are supposed to like.
My second problem is that I am lazy as hell. I will seriously sleep all day if there are no consequences to it. So basically if I'm not working at school or working on my car, neighbors, brothers or friends car, I'm sleeping or otherwise being a couch potato. Sometimes I play video games, but that usually takes too much work.
Another one people usually hate is that if you're not telling me something and I know I'll keep pressing the issue.
I'm also a big fan of Fall out Boy, and most people hate that band.
Oh, and I don't act black. Like black girls, but they ignore me. White girls like me... their parents usually don't.
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Posted: 1/27/2008 10:11:21 AM |
" I also have a tendency to bolt easily out of a relationship, so hold on tight because it’s nothing personal.
Fears: Abandonment. "
Oh, what Freud would have to say about that....
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Posted: 1/27/2008 1:44:01 PM | i've been told my profile is pretty long. the intent was to try to give a fair snap shot. i think it's a good start.
i did not mention that i'm really afraid of bears. family connections to Alaska have kept me up on bear maulings and killings up there (2 or 3 people eaten per year, really), bear myths - yes they can run down hill and climb alot of stuff. and if you get into the wrong situation with one; the options are not very good. but you may live thru it. unless you have a really big gun and are a very good shot. in which case you will be investigated for killing it. and even camping in Heber last summer was a little traumatic the first night, yes , there are bears. i just have to remember the time i was camping in Valdez , AK and my idiot friend poured bacon grease on the fire after dinner. that's like Chanel No. 5 to a bear. it was a freaky night.
got scorpion stings out of way as a kid growing up in AZ. not that bad, no reaction. but black widows, if you are allergic, the anti-venon is good for only once. after that suggest you not get bit. have avoided that knowledge so far.
no problemo with snakes, at least so far. lived in a cabin for 1 1/2 years south of Sedona. saw one king snake. rattlers are not everywhere you step, you just gotta look. but of course was back-out' out of a an abandoned chicken coop in NE AZ by a really big rattler once. did not stumble, was not a movie. and a freind was bit and it was severe. she lived. she was bit at dusk, in town walking with her husband, the snake was in the gutter. in Clarkdale, near Cottonwood. so do be aware of your area.
here's the biggy - i really really really dont understand women. - ok? go that off my chest. no have not read '...Mars.....Venus'. but did read 'Passages' 30 years ago. hated being so predictable. such is life.
have been divorced 30 years, yes still love her, or at least some of who she was, nostly fantasy i guess. do not love the person she is now, really boring. we do a couple emails a year. have been in love 3 times since, and wanted to marry (wrong reasons in retrospect) and have been proposed to 3 times since. (wrong reasons for them, and the issues were mine, not theirs, even if George Costanza says he invented the line)
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| what your ad should really say
Posted: 1/29/2008 2:31:12 PM |
I've confessed to just about everything here, except the fricken nuttiest *flaw* which happens to be something I hold with great pride these days. I just won't spell it out here, since part of the reason I leave PoF now and then is because of a woman who keeps studying me and stalking me (maybe she's done and moved on? It's been quiet for months) because my friend is her ex lover and she got caught up in the fantasy that I am her enemy. Ah well, her choice.
moved on, quiet my azz. about a week before that she was going strong with the hate mail in my name as if I sent it. I just now found out. That's what my ad should say: Dude, I think you're awesome, but can you handle my stalkers?
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Posted: 1/29/2008 4:19:09 PM | I love to read how honest some people are on this forum. So I'm going to try to put it all out there on my end.
My biggest problem is that I am so cool with lots of activities that I can't tell you exactly what I want to do at any given moment, or what I want to eat for that matter. This caused my last b/f to call me complacent, which I took as an insult, which I have to say...I might agree with everything, but name calling isn't nice.
I love to cook, but I hate cooking for one, therefore I rarely eat a real meal when I'm on my own. I eat A LOT of cereal.
I am picky when it comes to the things I eat/drink and the type of hairstyles I have. I love having short hair and I drink A LOT of Dr Pepper.
I do not excercise, ocassionally I will go for a hike, but only to be nice to my mother. She loves to hike. I am incredibly lazy. I sit on my butt in front of the tv or computer on my days off. I can watch tv for four hours at a time.
I conplain about everything, from being sweaty (which I hate) to not wanting to get up if Iam sitting comfortably somewhere.
I feel that people who have the means to help others if they need the help, should.
Little kids are loud and annoying. Especially the ones that are under 7 yrs old and live on my mom's street. They don't care if you are trying to back out of your driveway, they'll stand in the way anyway. And their parents don't even keep an eye on them.
I am always on my own schedule. If I want to stay in bed an hour longer, I will. And I go to bed whenever I want too. Most of the time I fall asleep stretched out in the reclyner.
I love to watch Jay Leno do "Jay Walking" and "Headlines". I love Conan O'Brein simply for his hair and the fact that he's Irish. I am Irish too.
I am afraid of owls. Don't ask. I love animals more than most things, and I fear I will one day vbe a cat lady.
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Posted: 1/31/2008 1:13:20 PM | Here's some more things that I thought of just now.
When I'm sick, I can be a ****, sorry.
I can hold full text conversations while I'm driving, though I don't do it often.
I love the snow and would gladly live where there is some. Just don't ask me to shovel any.
I don't act or look girly, but my fave color is hot pink (look at my purse and phone).
I started to guage my ears, I'm at a 12 for the moment. I have an eyebrow piercing and want others but with my career choice I am hesitant to do anything else.
I have two tattoos, but definately want more. I have one on my leg that I would love to add to as time goes on and get something like a sleeve (yeah, that probably not what it's called on your leg, but you get the idea).
My dad was very verbally abusive to me when I was little. I have come around and we talk more now, but I still have not forgiven him for being a lousy father.
Again, this is it for now...or until I think of more. | |
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Posted: 2/16/2008 6:40:09 PM | Ok ok why not lol .
27 years old , divorced , two kids .
I work for a shortline railroad . i am too honest for my own good meaning that i do not hold back what i think , even if it might hurt someones feelings , i think that if a hair do makes someone look like an idiot they ought to know .
i work hard and love to play hard , i dont like drama and will bolt if a woman even starts to act like a controll freak . my children come first in my life , always will .and i dont always remember birthdays and aniversarys .
i can be an a## at times .... ok most of the time .
i'm deathly affraid of needles yet getting a tattoo dosent bother me , figure that one out ha ha . i love to laugh and dont trust many people and once my trust is lost usualy never regained .
i love mexican food but it dosent always like me , and oh yeah i work to live not live to work . if there is anything i forgot let me know . | |
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Posted: 2/27/2008 5:32:22 PM | More from me on the topic...
I am slightly addicted to coffee, Starbuck's if I have to choose. I can't drink it black. I
I'm one of those that adds the sweet shit-milk, flavor, sugar-to it.
I am Irish and DO like to drink. Go figure. And I am a bit of a beer snob too. I will pay upwards of $7 for a 6-pack. I WILL NOT drink things like Bud Light, Miller Light, or Coors Light. I prefer things like Fat Tire and Dos XX Lager/Amber.
Tattoos are addicting. I have two and would like to get more. I just need to save my money right now.
I don't have problems sleeping with people who are not my b/f.
That is all from me for now. I will add more later if the mood strikes me. | |
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Posted: 2/27/2008 6:39:42 PM | | This sounds like fun ....SO..Here it is.....I am an exceptionally clever person. I have an intelligence that stems from my shrewd ability to observe and judge character in almost any given situation. There is a strange beauty about me. I love life and have an exquisitely sensual, tactile nature. It's important that i am caressed or touched often. Without this affection, I may grow depressed or listless. I have many secret feelings and thoughts that I've revealed to no one. Some of these are wonderfully creative ideas that could make me a fortune one day. Im industrious, with wonderful potential, but lack the confidence to develop creative ideas and "flesh them out."I am like a mysterious doorway that no key truly fits. A healthy debate allows me a chance to cleanse my soul of any negative emotions. Even the most heated discussions can make me feel much better. Once an argument is over,I carry no resentment or bad feelings for the other party that is just me! | |
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Posted: 2/28/2008 6:05:19 PM | Oh hey runswith.. that could BE in your real ad,
come one.. give up with the reality.. Something tells me you have a killer beanie baby collection.. or still have your old transformers in their boxes in a place of honor on a shelf in your living room.
Let me help you out here..
Repeat after me... I drove my last partner crazy because I..... ____________
fill in the blank
In my case it was needing to fall asleep with the TV on and when he would turn it off Id wake up and go I was watching that!
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Posted: 2/28/2008 6:28:30 PM | | I drove my last partner crazy because I..... __have my teddy bear from 45 years ago still and talk to him___and i got upset when i found him on the floor(that seemed to happen alot )_______ | |
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| what your ad should really say
Posted: 2/28/2008 9:18:12 PM | Maybe this should be a new thread, but here goes anyway.
I drove my last partner crazy because I.....tap my hands on my knees, legs, the table, the chair, or anything within reach when I'm listening to music and getting into it. My ex HATED that, was always telling me to stop. Which I would, until the next time. She tried to break me of it and failed. Can't get the rhythm out of that boy! | |
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