| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:16:08 PM | | It has come to my attention that while there is an "ask a girl" and an "ask a guy" section, I have yet to see anything from the "gay guy" point of view. Since we supposedly comprise at LEAST 10 percent of the population, I am here to help you. Anything gay you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask? Hit me with you best shot!(of scotch) | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:35:12 PM | Well, this could be interesting.
Two queries come to mind (tee hee):
Gaydar: fact of fiction?
The second is more serious: are long term monogamous relationships an endangered species among gay couples; if so, why? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:46:39 PM | Gaydar: I and my gay and gay friendly friends believe it to be fact (whilst there is no scientific basis) we can all spot a gay person from 100 yards.
Second, LT Monogamous relationships are no more endangered in the gay community than they are in the srt8 community. People are who they are. I personally believe that gay LTR's are more fought for only because you have an entire group telling you that you are going to HELL, so putting in more work and making things work just seems to come a little easier. My opinion. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:47:27 PM | | What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinosaurus? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:50:58 PM | | ELEPHINO!ELEPHINO!ELEPHINO! | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:53:05 PM | | If you "cross" them you get stamped on hard but the best an*l you ever had | |
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Posted: 12/17/2007 10:53:40 PM | | Where is Osama Bin Laden? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 10:55:06 PM | | He was having a drink at the Eagle in San Fran last week with Elvis | |
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Posted: 12/17/2007 11:10:17 PM | | How many peppers would woodpecker pick if a woodpecker could pick peppers? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 11:14:10 PM | woodpeckers don't like peppers they prefer WOOD!  | |
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Posted: 12/17/2007 11:16:19 PM |
How many peppers would woodpecker pick if a woodpecker could pick peppers
Just out of curiosity, why are you asking a gay guy about peckers?????? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 11:30:02 PM | Have fun with your thread. I'm not Dear Ali nor am I here to answer questions for GAY GUY.
But I think this thread has potential for a lot of comedy. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/17/2007 11:38:42 PM | | If I'm Greek, does that automatically make me gay? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 6:32:37 AM | No but you like anal. But that could be with a woman and thats not gay. I've had a woman, ask me to go Greek on her and I had no idea what she meant. I didn't know what to do, bake her a pizza? a Gyro? Apparently going Greek is back door loving with a girl or guy.
Hope that answers your question. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 7:00:11 AM | Where were you when my ex needed help in the fashion department?  | |
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Posted: 12/18/2007 8:08:16 AM |
If I'm Greek, does that automatically make me gay?
YES...(as though the vibrating spatula was not a dead give away) | |
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Posted: 12/18/2007 8:24:20 AM | pdstevie: In your profile you said:
looking for something more substantial than the 1 nightstand.
Does that mean that gay guys don't like an excess of functional furniture in their bedroom? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 8:32:38 AM | ^^^oh, let's not get into what's "Functional" in the bedroom! | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 10:05:11 AM |
No but you like anal. But that could be with a woman and thats not gay.
OK, so, let me see if I've got this straight - gay sex with a woman isn't gay? Now, how about if I'm having anal with a woman but thinking about a man... let's make it a Greek man... how about then? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 10:11:47 AM | | ^^all are varying degrees of the same thing...GAY!! | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 11:11:22 AM | Homo-sexual, by definition it is not possible to have homosexual interaction with a person of the opposite sex.
Despite what the gay boys would like to think.
--Serenity | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 11:43:03 AM | Stevie- couple more questions-
Was thinking you're a hoot, fun and cheerful. Then it dawned...he...is...gay!
1. Now that you-all have basically seized popular usage of the term gay, making it hard for straight guys to show too much exuberance, what are some other previously innocent words that are now standard terminology in gaydom. You may offer a few, or cover the subject from top to bottom, but please let the straight guys hang on to "****" a little longer, it's nearly all we got.
2. Sorry I didn't check your profile before asking about monogamy! But some more serious questions (your answers needn't be) about politics.
On November 9 Congress passed the Employment Non-Discrimination Act intended to protect gays in the workplace, but only 35 Republicans voted in favor, and opponents successfully stripped protection for transgender persons out of the legislation. So...Log Cabin republicans aside, how can homosexuals vote GOP without self-loathing? Secondly, why do you think transgender persons get less respect than the late Rodney Dangerfield, even in the gay community?
3. Back to fun nomenclature...you clever folk are always on the cutting edge of style. After fag hag and size queen get admitted to Webster's what's some other gayspeak on the cusp of popular consciousness (near the coasts anyway, lol)? | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 1:34:13 PM | I think we need a "gaybonics" dictionary! Can you help?
Love,
Your hag. | |
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| ASK A GAY GUY
Posted: 12/18/2007 1:53:59 PM | My best male friend is gay and I have known him since the 5th grade. For many years I defended him and insisted he wasn't gay. One day he broke it to me and explained that all those fights (verbal) and times I stood up for him not being gay were misguided; He in fact was gay and had been since he could remember. I recovered quickly. I love him and that's all that matters to me.
I have been to the best dancing, parties, entertainment, and shindigs of my life with him. When I was 22 he took me to the first gay bar I had ever been in and the name of it was BJ's (now ain't that a hoot!) Of course this was back in the late 70's mid 80's. The gay bathhouses were still the thing in SF, and the city was fast becoming a Mecca to gays the world over. He was my date at my 30 year reunion.
All his friends watched All My Children and several of them wanted to Phoebe Tyler, the matriarch back then of the show. They called eachother Miss Thing, or Miss Tona, or Miss Michaelina and any name they could feminize with Miss in front of it. The best cooks, gardeners, hostesses, and gossips to be found and we stayed up til the wee hours of the morning talking, talking, and talking! I laugh til I am sick with him and no matter how much of a tizzy fit he has with me, and boy he has had whoppers, he always calls me and acts like we're back in the 5th grade and not one second has passed. He is one of the best damn dressers I know of and he has an eye for interior decorating that makes me drool. | |
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