| | The truth about us men!Page 1 of 1 | WE LIE! WE ALL LIE! We tell you exactly what we think you want to hear, when we say 9inches we mean 6! We prey on your vunerability, we suck the emotions out of you. we say we do not want sex to be the be all and end all...yet we lie it is! We love big tits ! nice arse! we think about sexs ALL the time, we wank constantly, we wonder if you girls are going to lay there or pull our hair screaming yes yes YES!
We brag to our mates..all the time, then remember, and if you were good we wank about you again. we do WANT a women with no hang ups, a woman who is different, a woman who MAKES us laugh and doesnt expect us to make you laugh all the time!
We want a woman to be independent bossy articulate..we add you to our favourite if you show a bit of cleavage! But we would never marry you, yet if you flaunt your cleavage, we probably have left you! Oh Ladies I tell the truth for I am a man and I lie! for I am not like the other men I describe, yet they are just as I describe!
Okay prt I of truth or dare..........your turn girls x
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:12:00 PM |
we wank constantly,
which makes using the shift key quite difficult, i find. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:12:32 PM | Ok. I may have lied about the 'Great cook' or the 'Large Todger' thing. But you won't know which is the fib until i ask you to put either into your mouth,blindfolded.
Off Tedy's profile see SEX SEX SEX! | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:15:43 PM |
WE LIE! WE ALL LIE! We tell you exactly what we think you want to hear, when we say 9inches we mean 6! We prey on your vunerability, we suck the emotions out of you. we say we do not want sex to be the be all and end all...yet we lie it is! We love big tits ! nice arse! we think about sexs ALL the time, we wank constantly, we wonder if you girls are going to lay there or pull our hair screaming yes yes YES!
We brag to our mates..all the time, then remember, and if you were good we wank about you again. we do WANT a women with no hang ups, a woman who is different, a woman who MAKES us laugh and doesnt expect us to make you laugh all the time!
We want a woman to be independent bossy articulate..we add you to our favourite if you show a bit of cleavage! But we would never marry you, yet if you flaunt your cleavage, we probably have left you! Oh Ladies I tell the truth for I am a man and I lie! for I am not like the other men I describe, yet they are just as I describe!
And this is news how?
we wank constantly, which makes using the shift key quite difficult, i find.
You need both hands Davey? Well, heeeelllllooooooo.
Oh bugger, you're married aren't you.
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:25:52 PM | | I don't lie ever and the reason is because I could never disrespect women like that. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:30:19 PM |
Okay prt I of truth or dare..........your turn girls x
No thanks OP this is your thread - keep digging! | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 3:50:02 PM |
So what is the difference between women and men then?
I so chuckled at this with my gay sister thank you.
At last someone of courage who gives voice to the bisexual community . | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 4:03:46 PM | Darn it! You've outed me as a gay man in a (born female XY) woman's body. True!
No offence, but thought bisexual means you have to buy it.
Many friends trisexual (anything once!) though not me; love my testosterone fixes, gay bars always good for those, and that gay gene that keeps the visual pleasures I love so much slim and soooo fit! | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 4:09:12 PM |
Darn it! You've outed me as a gay man in a woman's body
Hee hee i thought as much . Good luck in your search hun  | |
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Posted: 1/6/2008 4:34:38 PM | I find that After 6months, peoples' true colours start showing. They can't be bothered to lie anymore..
Oh, and ofcourse, after 6months, the girl stops shaving her legs, and all of a sudden, you will realise that yes, she too does use the toilet!!! And no, it doesnt smell of roses
so its tit for tat really  | |
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