| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 11:38:52 AM | *WARNING*
Only use this on girls you want to see again!!!
if youre great in bed she will never look anywhere else. put your hand under her ass while youre on top. like youre hugging her, but a little lower...and do it slooooooow and hooooooold. also try grabbing her hair in this position.
and yes i mean it when i say only use on girls you want to see again | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 11:40:11 AM | | LOL...are you talking about just the hand or the finger?? lol | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 11:59:25 AM | | this a tip something not to say while haveing sex. dont wisper in her ear as your doing doggy tell her her sister is better in the sack than she is lol | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:08:36 PM | A tip for sex??
A tip is for foreplay.... they want the whole thing for sex!! | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 12:28:17 PM | | thats an old cowboy joke it says while your riding her whisper in her ear ...your sister is better ...and if you can stay on for 8 seconds you win | |
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Posted: 1/10/2008 2:56:38 PM | | what a genius idea, i never could have read that on the front of Cosmo! | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 3:58:25 PM |
if youre great in bed she will never look anywhere else.
And yet you are single and on this site.
Back to the drawing board, eh spanky? | |
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roddw
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Joined: 1/7/2008
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:04:16 PM | being great in bed is all realative.
what's hot for one girl is not for the other...so open your mouth and ask what she likes,
oh right they like suprises and mind readers! | |
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Posted: 1/10/2008 4:04:22 PM | Man that sounds so good..
But I have to ask....what if she aint the one looking elsewhere?? | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:07:22 PM | | Ok second post........was the adivce so good you had to post in two threads...........Man I really need this done if it is!! | |
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Posted: 1/10/2008 4:16:17 PM | Deerdog that reminds me of the joke that says:
How can you make a guy happy and sad at the same time?
Say " Your Weiner is bigger than your brothers" | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:30:06 PM | Can I add something to the hair pulling thing?
it seems that a lot of women shreak at the mere thought of getting their hair pulled, as if we're gonna rip it outta your head...not so!
Yes, some like it a lil harder and such, but the truth is, in my opinion, if it's done softly, yet firmly enough to just make her arch her neck back, as if to allow you to kiss their neck... her reaction is usually positive. And again, don't hold a death grip on it the entire time, either!!
Now seeing that I'm typing this here instead of practicing this art (LOL), do note that I'm no expert here, just personal experience... | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:32:41 PM | | Don't smoke while doing her doggie, those cherries off of your cigarette can be a downer in bed. That's my tip for the day. | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:40:28 PM | Much like anything in 'bedroom sports', there's a right way to do something, and a wrong way. The other person in the game is ONLY person that can tell you the right way. ;)
Oh! To the OP...
Easier just to put a pillow or small cusion under her rump, then you have both hands free to hug whatever she (or you) wants to. :) | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:53:11 PM | Don't smoke while doing her doggie, those cherries off of your cigarette can be a downer in bed. That's my tip for the day.
Don't be ridiculous, of course you can smoke doing her doggie style. You just need to be careful. The best thing is to find a really heavy ashtray. One of those enormous glass monsters that are very low and flat and way about 20 pounds. Get a pillow, put it under her chest (for her comfort) and pull her wrists up behind her waist. With most girls you can get a good grip on both wrists with one hand. Now, her upper back should be pretty flat and you can rest the ashtray there. If it's heavy enough it won't move.
You might need to check for respiration once in a while. Do this by changing the angle so that you come down against her cervix hard. That should make some sort of noise from the other end if everything's working right.
enjoy... :)
**This is not in any way an endorsement of smoking. Cigarettes kill!
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roddw
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Joined: 1/7/2008
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 4:58:16 PM | | ok while your huggin in missionary the rest of us are trying that thing we saw in the last porno and evolving our sex life to the sernior level. | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:06:10 PM |
or better yet stick a finger in her ass at the same time. they like that too makes em cum faster
"They" don't.
The last two girlfriends I had specifically mentioned an aversion to anything with hole #2.
So either talk it out beforehand, or get ready to have your mojo forcibly dropped and your jimmy painfully kicked if you get the wrong reaction. | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:08:54 PM | Roddw...did you men Senior level?
And does that mean you use a walker? | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:10:17 PM | Not seeing any great tips on this thread - pretty standard stuff so far, though the old rodeo ride joke about the sister is an oldie but a goodie.
You guys need to up your game!!  | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:19:26 PM | I like...it feels like he is pulling me in closer for better penetration. He takes complete control with his hands......Ohhhhhh, hell yeah! | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:22:34 PM |
being great in bed is all realative.
what's hot for one girl is not for the other...
Exactly^^^^^^ Why don't all guys know this? | |
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| A tip for great sex!
Posted: 1/10/2008 5:26:17 PM | Not seeing any great tips on this thread - pretty standard stuff so far, though the old rodeo ride joke about the sister is an oldie but a goodie.
I know what you mean...
It's just not even worth the effort anymore. But I did find a new one the other day. I brought this chick home and stuck her on the sybian machine that I have converted to operate to the beat of the music. Usually I play Slayer but when I came back from having a smoke on the balcony I noticed she had changed it to Pantera. She also seemed to gag less when I was skull fucking her than the last chick. I didn't even need the bucket.
learn something new every day... | |
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