| | Sayings that should be on buttons!Page 1 of 6 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) | * Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
* Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
* Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
* Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
* This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
* I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
* If I throw a stick, will you leave?
* You! Off my planet!
* Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
* I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
* Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
* A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
* Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
*I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
* Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
* Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 7:25:31 PM |
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Have some balls dude, replace the word men with women. I doubt you'd be that brave.
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Posted: 1/11/2008 9:42:47 PM | More funnies......
Rebel - looking for a cause
If we quit voting - will they all go away?
If you want a clean house, elect women to office
Lottery: A tax on people that are bad at math
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
Only the dead fish actually go with the flow
Thanks - a good laugh is always welcome | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 2:37:13 PM | A million years ago when my girlfriends and I used to go "clubbing", they got me a button that said "Life is too short to dance with a ugly toothless man".
I saw one once that read "I am the one you're mother warned you about" could be worn by either gender. | |
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simha
| | Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 10 | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 5:47:12 PM | Jesus would slap the shit out of you!
You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem.
I'm not Mr. right,but I'll phuc you until he shows up. | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 6:46:31 PM | To all: add them to the list. I did laugh out loud to them!
hahaha, I am heading out with this frame of mind...God help me! | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 11:20:23 AM | * Where are we going? And what the hell am I doing in this handbasket??!!
I used to have a bright purple button that said, "I hate to wait." I'd like to have that button now, although I mean something totally different by it today. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 2:24:59 PM | | My fave that I have says "If I throw this stick will you leave?"- works alomst as well as "Don't make me violate my probation" | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 5:36:01 PM | I plan on living forever, so far so good....................Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician................Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible.......................All men are not fools, there are still some batchelors..................Age is just a number and mine is un-listed....................If you can't laugh at yourself, i'll be glad to do it for you.  | |
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xodara
| | Joined: 10/7/2006
Msg: 18 | |
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Minau
| | Joined: 9/2/2007
Msg: 20 | |
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Posted: 1/22/2008 9:03:31 PM | Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are all taken, the rest are handicapped.
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You call me a B*tch like it's a bad thing?! | |
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Posted: 1/22/2008 11:54:12 PM | I Need A Beer.
I only drink on days that end in "Y"
Saw one that said:
"Don't make me come down there!"
GOD!
And another that had tiny lettering...
"Nosy little f***er aren't you?"
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Posted: 1/24/2008 6:08:47 PM | my daughter has a t-shirt with this one:
"You say Psycho like it's a bad thing"
I have one that says:
"Out of my mind. Leave a message. | |
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