| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 2:18:13 PM | To simplify future story lines, Marvel Comics has decided that Spiderman needs to be single again. But of course, this being comics, rather than getting him divorced, they've found a way to explain that the marriage of 20 years to his (former??) wife never took place in the first place. .........Is there just so much material here for a discussion, or what???
BUT,
The question becomes instead,......which Superhero, given the chance, would you rather be married (or not 20 years later) to and why?
For myself, just call me traditional I guess, WonderWoman would just be fine for me. Bring the shorts and the boots! lol | |
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| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 2:23:42 PM | Chat topic?  Just because we're talking about what attracts men and women (even in fantasy) on a DATING SITE! | |
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| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 3:06:59 PM | I dig Superman and his alter ego Clark Kent. I like believing that inside every ordinary guy there is an extraordinary man.
There's a great song by a band called Uncle Bonsai about Lois Lane not being able to recognize that Clark Kent and Superman were one and the same:
Lois Lane
If only Lois knew
Clark Kent could see through her dress
She would have flown to his arms
And uncovered his "S"
She could have torn off his trousers
Discovered his tights
He wouldn't put up a fight
If only Lois knew
That at the time of ascent
Superman blasted off
And there wasn't no Kent
She would have clung to his wingspan
A fly on the wall
He wouldn't let her fall
But her mouth never moved
And her hair stayed in place
Too little magic
In so stiff a face
Framed in the funnies
Captioned and stripped
Ten cents a copy
Too cheap a script
If only Lois knew
That Kent was light years away
That in the name of Krypton
He was saving the day
She could have leapt on his steno
In one single bound
But he was never around
She wouldn't know love
If it wasn't out flying
And it broke all her pencils without trying
If he took off his glasses
And he blew her a kiss
And a windstorm ensued in Metropolis
Lois was lost on the man made of granite
Lost in her own daily planet
If only Lois knew
That at the scene of a crime
Kent was not to be seen
But always filed on time
He always scooped up a story
In super disguise
She always looked so surprised
He kept an x-ray eye upon her
She slept alone on Loveless Lane
He never sacrificed his honor
He never took her on his plane
She didn't like the meek and shrinking
She always thought she'd like to fly
He always knew what she was thinking
When she was staring at the sky
She wouldn't know love
If it only went one way
Taking off with her desk as a runway
If he told her the truth
And the rules of the order
As he dressed in the phone booth
And he asked her for quarters
Lois was lost on the man made of granite
Lost in her own daily planet
If only Lois knew
Clark Kent could see through her dress
She would have flown to his arms
And uncovered his "S"
She could have had herself a layout
Some news she could feel
With the man made of steel
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| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 3:47:19 PM | Good on you 04. I think a good fantasy is in order here.
Spider man single again can only be GOOD GOOD news. | |
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| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 3:53:57 PM | I'd marry firewoman because she is smoking hot, she can BBQ like nobodies business, she can melt the snow outside, I'd save money on heating the house and she can fly me where ever I want to go. My kind of woman. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 8:04:23 PM | All right. Hands down- the best superhero is Batman.
Think about it- all of the other ones get their super powers from being born on another planet or hit by lightning or bitten by a spider or whatEVER. But not Batman...oh, no! He's an ordinary mortal just like ourselves, and yet he CHOOSES to spend his money on really cool toys and Albert and puts his little ordinary mortal neck on the line every week just to save humanity.
Besides, he looks so stern and macho and mmmm and yet still keeps a manboy around just to make him look bigger.
I am so hot for Batman right now. | |
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| Spiderman is single again gals!
Posted: 1/14/2008 8:10:22 PM | The best is 100% Real Man. Works a full time job, can actually take a girl on a date and pay from his pocket, open doors in a single bound and can tell the same story to three different people and it will be the same every time!
Sigh.... MY HERO! | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 8:18:57 PM | Well let's see how the date in city goes first, k? I mean he may chew with his mouth open!
Ack !!!  | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 10:44:42 PM | Spider man, sticky webs, eats flies, yuck. Wonder Woman, lassos, tights. Yum!
Electra, Yum, yum ,yum. Have your Spider man. Give me Electra!
Electra would so kick Spiderman's ass. | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 12:32:45 AM | Notice how there was never a Spiderwoman. I think it's because spiderwomen eat spidermen after sex, right.
That so contradicts the human sex experience. | |
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