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 BearHeartUK

Joined: 11/15/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/14/2008 5:27:47 PM
My has to be.............................

There are two snowmen in a field.
One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

Gets me every time
So do you have a joke that only you gets?
 fry22

Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 2
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/14/2008 7:04:02 PM
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Sh*t it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Sh*t... A talking muffin!"
 daveg61961

Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 1/15/2008 8:38:05 AM
What's brown and sticky?
















A stick!
 martyn_v8

Joined: 7/5/2007
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Posted: 1/15/2008 2:40:22 PM
whats brown and runny.....?






































linford christie!!!!
 martyn_v8

Joined: 7/5/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2008 2:41:20 PM
2 birds sat on a perch. one turns to the other and asks "can you smell fish....?"

 pseudonymJay

Joined: 11/16/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2008 3:55:48 PM
^^^^ I did get it, but had to check to see if you were from the UK!
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 7
What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?
Posted: 1/15/2008 4:11:33 PM
You got to quit smoking theres no if ands or butts about it.
 Smitty82

Joined: 7/13/2007
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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?
Posted: 1/15/2008 4:16:23 PM
Why did the bicycle fall over?








Because it was two tired!
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 9
If piss is so disgusting
Posted: 1/15/2008 4:37:48 PM
why are people always taking it?
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 10
What do people who moon people become.
Posted: 1/15/2008 6:50:02 PM
the butt of jokes.
 Spirito Libero

Joined: 12/8/2007
Msg: 11
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2008 8:02:40 PM
A horse went into this bar.

bartender said, "Hey, Why the long face?"
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 12
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2008 8:24:06 PM
why do some fruits hesitate to marry?

because there poor and they cantelope.
 originalsynz

Joined: 6/4/2006
Msg: 13
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2008 10:40:11 PM
what did the zero say to the eight?



Nice belt
 chucksheen

Joined: 9/18/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 2:13:57 AM
Two fish in a tank and one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 daveg61961

Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:37:44 AM
Three blondes walk into a bar.




You'd think one of them would have seen it!
 daveg61961

Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:39:27 AM
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 17
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:10:30 PM
What did the farmer say to the misbehaving cow?

Shut up or you going to be grounded.
 Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 18
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:42:26 PM
How are catholic priest and every other guys alike?

They both cant get nuns.
 GreyNomad43

Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 19
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2008 3:53:21 PM
I'm so broke i go to KFC & lick other peoples fingers.
 prescient

Joined: 10/6/2007
Msg: 20
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2008 6:13:37 PM
What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.
 userfriendly123

Joined: 1/11/2008
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:12:45 PM
A duck walks into a drug store and says "Give me some chapstick."
The pharmacist asks, "Will that be cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
 Diana619

Joined: 8/29/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:20:52 PM
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?






* a Doberman
 SherTenn

Joined: 4/24/2007
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Posted: 2/15/2008 1:36:37 AM
Mommy.. Mommy..! I don't *wanna* go to Europe for vacation..
Shut Up, kid.. and keep rowing..

Mommy.. Mommy..! I'm *tired* of turning in circles..
Shut up, kid.. or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor..

Mommy.. Mommy..! Why isn't Daddy here for dinner..?
Shut up, kid.. and eat your hamburger.
 PostPunk

Joined: 11/15/2006
Msg: 24
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 2/15/2008 3:51:45 AM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow w...
Mooooo!
...ho?
 MtLoopHiker

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 25
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 2/15/2008 5:50:29 PM
A lame dog limps into a saloon.

He says, "Ahm looking fer the man that shot my paw!"
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