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BearHeartUK

Joined: 11/15/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/14/2008 5:27:47 PM
My has to be............................. There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?" Gets me every time So do you have a joke that only you gets?

fry22

Joined: 6/14/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/14/2008 7:04:02 PM
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Sht it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Sht... A talking muffin!"

daveg61961

Joined: 9/28/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 8:38:05 AM
What's brown and sticky? A stick!

martyn_v8

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 2:40:22 PM
whats brown and runny.....? linford christie!!!!

martyn_v8

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 2:41:20 PM
2 birds sat on a perch. one turns to the other and asks "can you smell fish....?"

pseudonymJay

Joined: 11/16/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 3:55:48 PM
^^^^ I did get it, but had to check to see if you were from the UK!

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? Posted: 1/15/2008 4:11:33 PM
You got to quit smoking theres no if ands or butts about it.

Smitty82

Joined: 7/13/2007
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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? Posted: 1/15/2008 4:16:23 PM
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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If piss is so disgusting Posted: 1/15/2008 4:37:48 PM
why are people always taking it?

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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What do people who moon people become. Posted: 1/15/2008 6:50:02 PM
the butt of jokes.

Spirito Libero

Joined: 12/8/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 8:02:40 PM
A horse went into this bar. bartender said, "Hey, Why the long face?"

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 8:24:06 PM
why do some fruits hesitate to marry? because there poor and they cantelope.

originalsynz

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/15/2008 10:40:11 PM
what did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt

chucksheen

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 2:13:57 AM
Two fish in a tank and one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

daveg61961

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 7:37:44 AM
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!

daveg61961

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 7:39:27 AM
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 3:10:30 PM
What did the farmer say to the misbehaving cow? Shut up or you going to be grounded.

Knightrider08

Joined: 12/23/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 3:42:26 PM
How are catholic priest and every other guys alike? They both cant get nuns.

GreyNomad43

Joined: 11/19/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 3:53:21 PM
I'm so broke i go to KFC & lick other peoples fingers.

prescient

Joined: 10/6/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 6:13:37 PM
What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her head.

userfriendly123

Joined: 1/11/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 7:12:45 PM
A duck walks into a drug store and says "Give me some chapstick." The pharmacist asks, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."

Diana619

Joined: 8/29/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/16/2008 7:20:52 PM
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney? * a Doberman

SherTenn

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 2/15/2008 1:36:37 AM
Mommy.. Mommy..! I don't wanna go to Europe for vacation.. Shut Up, kid.. and keep rowing.. Mommy.. Mommy..! I'm tired of turning in circles.. Shut up, kid.. or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor.. Mommy.. Mommy..! Why isn't Daddy here for dinner..? Shut up, kid.. and eat your hamburger.

PostPunk

Joined: 11/15/2006
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 2/15/2008 3:51:45 AM
Knock, knock. Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient cow w... Mooooo! ...ho?

MtLoopHiker

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 2/15/2008 5:50:29 PM
A lame dog limps into a saloon. He says, "Ahm looking fer the man that shot my paw!"

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