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 laughinglibra
Joined: 11/6/2007
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What is it that sends you into a laughing fit?? Is it Bill Cosby's take on natural childbirth? Is it Jeff Foxworthy? Is it something your kids did that you just have to think of to start off a giggle fit? How about Larry the Cable Guy or Achmed the Dead Terrorist?? (if you've never seen either of them, do a search on YouTube lol)

Share some memories on those times where you just couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard you tried..... it actually made it harder to stop the more you TRIED to stop!!

My mom and I were at Christmas Eve service in church many years ago..... someone behind us let out this bodily function that, from sitting on those hard pews, sounded like fingernails going down a chalkboard. Mom and I took one look at each other and burst into laughter!!! Terrible, I know, but just "one of those moments! No matter how hard we tried, there was just no stopping..... many people around us started to giggle and teehee..... it got so bad that after a couple of minutes, one of the ushers came and asked us to step out until we regained control!! Geez.... escorted out of church.... that can't be good. giggle giggle....

Another one that just sends me every time is Tim Conway and Harvey Korman..... The Dentist. Check out the link and enjoy a good laugh!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEGuVb-mtf0

 m409998m1
Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 2
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Posted: 1/16/2008 6:57:36 AM
I saw an HBO special with Gilbert Godfreid. His jokes were old, but his mannerisms, and delivery crack me up. He also does impressions of other commedians. His Jerry Seinfeld is a hoot.

My all time favorite was Rodney Dangerfield. He was so animated and believable in his act. He also never changed from character over the years.

Originality in a commedian's act is what I like.

The good ones refrain from profanity as much as possible too.
 m409998m1
Joined: 2/18/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:16:57 AM
One more.....

A while ago I saw a show where several commedians did the same joke.
Have you heard the one about the Aristocrats?

The joke is filthy, but the style and the way different commedians told the joke, is the joke itself.
 rsx11s
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:19:31 AM
I've seen Gilbert Godfreid in person. For an hour and a half I didn't laugh. I think he's a retard.

Anything with Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes is another story though.
 OTTO BONN
Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:24:50 AM
Kevin Pollack's impression of William Shatner as Captain James Kirk. I like to do that one myself too.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is another favorite.

 laughinglibra
Joined: 11/6/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:44:10 AM

Kevin Pollack's impression of William Shatner as Captain James Kirk.


OMG!!!! Had never seen that!! Just about died laughing!! Thanks so much Otto!!!
 laughinglibra
Joined: 11/6/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:47:30 AM

Have you heard the one about the Aristocrats?


ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I usually don't enjoy Gilbet Gottfreid, but his rendition of this joke at Hugh Heffner's roast was hillarious!! You are so right, it is absolutely filthy, but his delivery and the reactions to all those comedians in the audience is what makes it! Thank you too.....

Oooooooo I'm having FUN this morning!
 rsx11s
Joined: 3/28/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 9:49:22 AM

the Aristocrats?


Don't do that. You owe me a keyboard.
 mary_jane_420
Joined: 1/6/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/16/2008 10:31:27 AM
What cracks me up? Very little considering I have a morbid sense of humor. Happy things don't make me smile they make me sick and put me in a bad mood. I think death, serious issues, health nuts, grammar nuts, etc crack me up.
 imalitltpot
Joined: 2/11/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 11:28:44 AM
I have a Christmas Eve church story too......

Several years ago, an older man was reading the Christmas story, and I swear he said, "....gold, FRANKENSTEIN and myrh. We had two pews of family members and we were allllll giggling uncontrollably.


When my niece was 6 or 7, her family was going to the beach for vacation. They were staying in a "condom" on the beach. When she said that, I swear I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing. Her daddy had to explain to her what a "condom" is as opposed to "condo" or "condominium".


It doesn't take much to get me going. And it's embarrassing because I turn REALLLY red.
 autumnsessence
Joined: 2/11/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 11:34:10 AM
every time i see an old rerun of SNL's "jeopardy" sketch with "TRABEK" and sean connery i lose it.................

for some reason i also can't stop laughing when i am watching the TMX elmo doll................cracks me up everytime.
 bearwoman1959
Joined: 8/25/2006
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/16/2008 11:56:19 AM
"That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek!" That sketch cracks me up to. I love Mystery Science Theater, but can't get it now, miss the hell out of it. The things that kids say and what some past co-workers have said and done crack me up. Oh yeah, and babies laughing uncontrollably, and kittens going sideways on their tiptoes before they attack each other.
 joeys gurl
Joined: 12/5/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 12:29:28 PM
What cracks you up?..lets see here LL..all the Redneck comics!!


Share some memories on those times where you just couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard you tried..... it actually made it harder to stop the more you TRIED to stop!!


HS drivers ed....3 of us in back seat...#4 in 'hot seat'...the teacher in passenger seat...lord, i dont know what happen , but ur above statement is exact description of our 1st day in drivers ed....oh the humilation of it all....we just were 'suppose' to be real quite or else kinda thing ....

suddenly...gigglecity sets in...thats the hardest, when ur suppose to be quite!! it gets worse...all 3 of us....busting at the seams...and holding it in...



why does that happen? a feeling of being put on front street


Cable Guy, lotza movies...Cosby's (HBO?) special talking about kids, Camille...the 'commode'...yep..I like good clean humor here

oh, I get serious giggles from certain POF posters...yep..spit on my screen mor n once
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 14
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Posted: 1/16/2008 4:38:10 PM
I laugh quite a bit and quite often so many things crack me up.. And I’m always doing something for a laugh. Not to much on the TV makes me bust a gut but a few that do are Dave Chappell show has some funny stuff. Seinfeld is always funny..or any show that has people getting scared like just for laughs type of shows.
 imalitltpot
Joined: 2/11/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 5:11:00 PM
The informercial for The Carol Burnett Show DVD collection. I'll sit and watch it for the whole 1/2 hour!

Now THAT was good television.
 DJMac
Joined: 5/13/2006
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Posted: 1/16/2008 5:22:38 PM
The only stand up comedian that I have ever been able to listen to without getting bored is Richard Pryor. That man was comic genius and what was so unique about him is he talked about real issues but had you laughing hysterically. Thats what he did for me.

That Geico commerical with the Pips, I cant stop laughing at that.
 The_Scarecrow
Joined: 4/9/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/16/2008 5:31:29 PM
I was raised on british humor and anything by Monty Python I think is the best or close to it. Alot of other good british humor.... Mr.Bean, Little Britain, Faulty Towers, Garth Marenghi, etc.... I can't think of a big list now.

For stand up comics I like Classic Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dane Cook, ... I don't know, there alot of great comics out there.

If I want instant laughter I got to youtube and check out funny animal videos.... there are limitless funny animal videos on there.
 laughinglibra
Joined: 11/6/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 5:56:26 PM

The informercial for The Carol Burnett Show DVD collection. I'll sit and watch it for the whole 1/2 hour!

Now THAT was good television.


Oh yes LilTpot.... I totally agree with you!! From Mr.Tudball and Mrs.(ah)Wiggins to Mama and Eunice!(omg.... do you remember the one with Tim Conway describing the siamese elephants?!?!) I miss the Carol Burnett show soooo much! Always had to make sure the bladder was empty before watching!!
 KissMyMapleLeaf
Joined: 7/1/2006
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Posted: 1/16/2008 6:00:17 PM
I love British comedy too ! Little Britain is especially irreverant and hilarious !! "We're just two ladies don't you know" "uh uh uh" "Margaret, there's a fellow here who wants to know if we have any books on yellow breasted swallows that migrate to the North Pole" Monty Python "He's not dead -- he's pining for the fjords" "I came here for an arguement -- no you didn't -- yes I did -- you did not -- that's not arguing, you're just being contrary -- no I'm not -- yes you are" to cite just a few examples of what cracks me up amongst those.

Marty Feldmen in Young Frankenstein driving the coach with Terri Garr back to FrankenstEEn castle -- Cloris Leachman's character (who's name escapes me) .. at the mention of her name throughout the movie, the horses in the barn whinney !!

Steve Martin.....I think I have all of his albums. And Stephen Wright.

Oh, and almost anything my 3 yr old nephew tells me ! That child has a gift for the gab... and in such an earnest manner.

These people all crack me up !
 oceanpearl202
Joined: 9/21/2005
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Posted: 1/16/2008 6:10:18 PM
Chris Rock - I love that guy

He did a bit once about how to end gun violence - make every bullet $5000 - pretty funny stuff.

OP
 neilalagel
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 1/16/2008 6:58:04 PM
Google "Italian Spiderman"
It's on youtube & ebaumsworld
 YearoftheCat
Joined: 9/26/2007
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Posted: 1/17/2008 3:54:20 AM
Kathy Griffin does a great sketch on Barbra Streisand going on the Oprah show, but the last I looked they took it off youtube.

South Park's Scientology episode and Guitar Hero episode-awesome.

AE-That Trabeck episode is hilarious. Don't know about TMX Elmo, but look for Emo Elmo on youtube, it's great.
 Next Time Round
Joined: 9/16/2007
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/17/2008 4:12:23 AM
'Trailer Park Boys' and some of the shows that follow it from time to time. I like Bubbles coz my cat sleeps on my head too. Just about any of the stand-up routines on the Comedy channel no matter if the show is a repeat or not. The guy who we later find has a twin brother in the movie 'Casino'. Most of his lines are great.

Song lyrics that I discover using Google because my computer is old and I can't do the video thing.
 abrethoffreshair
Joined: 2/10/2007
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Posted: 1/17/2008 6:36:41 AM
...my little 5 & 6 year old grandsons...I laugh so hard with them until I simply have to sit down in order to handle some of the things they can come up with!
 cubanguy
Joined: 8/1/2007
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Posted: 1/17/2008 9:00:18 AM
George Carlin... Chris Rock
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