I wasn't sure if I should field this one, but having looked at your profile, I figured I'd have a go.
You're looking for: Hanging out. Your first date: Something nice and romantic. Those two things just don't jive.
You've also got some (terrible) shots of yourself bare-chested. I say terrible because they're out of focus and you're the one holding the camera. I'd get a friend to take a decent still shot if you're going to bother. Of course, showing off your form says "intimate encounter" which doesn't really fit with the above, either.
Humour... Without it life would be shit! and no one would smile.
You managed to swear in your very first line, might put some off.
I love to see smiles... and love someone making me smile as well!
That's good, nothing wrong with this!
If I can make someones day by seeing if I have nose hairs, by all means I did my job!!!!
I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means. I hope I have no clue what it means. Either way, it's a problematic statement.
I also love attempting to keep fit :D and consider myself an immense footballer!
Only attempting to keep fit?
Sometimes less is more, but I really think you need to give people (and by people I mean ladies) a bit more to get excited about. I'm talking about what you have to say, more than your profile picture.