| the gas passing room
Posted: 9/12/2004 2:43:12 AM | let it all out here....lol
btw, you are being rated on this....
lets here about all your bad experiences
treat this as the POF bad gas idol room
the funniest gas experience wins...
hell i don't know what you win
ask Admin...
he will probably erase this in no time
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Posted: 9/12/2004 2:45:49 AM | | i am one of the judges, and i am waiting for two more....going to bed now, butt when i wake up, i expect to hear about some funny experiences... | |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 4:19:45 AM | | There is said to be statistics how many farts anually get lost into sofa cushions. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 7:42:48 AM | | me and my friend were in Lowe's yesterday and I burped from the green peppers we had on the sammich eariler, and she accused me of farting! I guess its not a gas story but it reminded me of it. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 5:54:08 PM | | I have a chronic stomach disorder, so gas is my middle name. No really just ask my kids. Anyway, I'm sitting in physc class oneday, and I had a cold sneezes and all. I had eaten burritos for lunch even though I am not supposed to because that contributes to my problem. LOL, LOL, So any way now I have gas and sneezes. At a moment of complete and utter silence, and I do mean silence, I sneezed...only nobody could hear the sneeze because I farted so loudly at the same time. OMG, I was so embarassed, I just wanted to die. No one made a sound after, nor did anyone look at me when it was time to leave the room. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2004 11:07:05 PM | | Had a rather loud machine-gun number go off in polite company that went on for about 5 seconds. Want to talk about deer startled by Headlights?...lol | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 1:01:47 AM | OK this one beats all of you and is so funny I still fallover laughing when I remeber this.
Ok we have already established the fact that I have a tummy problem and, therefore an unatural amount of gas, which unfortunatly can become quit noxious. In the middle of the night I awoke with a sick tummy, my partner at that time used to act as though there had been a nuclear holocaust if he heard me passing gas. So there I am in my own bed in the middle of the night, sick tummy, the gas has to come out or I am gonna get real sick real fast. So I quitley started to release the gas, the more that came out the better I felt. I must admit that in a period of 10 or 15 minutes 20 farts or so did not seem like much. Well all of a sudden my partner sits bolt upright in bed and starts inhaling deeply. OMG I can barly type this I am laughing so hard. He starts freaking out, jumps out of bed screaming oh my god there must be a gas leak in here. He spent an hour running around the house inside and out, checking the meter, the furnace, the hot water tank, the firplace. HE WAS GOING FRANTIC. He comes back to bed and says, I don't know what that smell was there is nothing wrong with any of the gas fittings. In the meantime I had to stuff a pillow in my mouth because I was trying not to laugh so hard...He never did clue in that I was THAT smell. | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
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Posted: 9/13/2004 12:40:23 PM | hmmok lets see....the most embarrasing one was having sex.. and blowing a huge one..it killed the moment..i had to leave the room i was so mortified..
but giving birth....you lose all control....PPPPUUUSSHHHHHHHHHHHH "FART" | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 12:53:20 PM | | Geeze ladies...i never expected so many of you to respond ...i actually thought the guys would have contributed more stories to this thread....it's nice to see some real people out there...i had a good chuckle at some of your posts....although i would have to admit...the last post made by Alarmed almost had me choking on my popcycle....most of my stories wouldn't be as humorous as most of them happen to be burping stories...such as the one time when we had that blackout and i was sitting in my living room drinking beers and lighting candles and one massive belch accidentally slipped out of my mouth and the people who were approximately 5 doors down were laughing because they heard it...i swear to God, some of my burps could wake the dead or cause an earthquake.... | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 12:55:35 PM | | Ya guys do this so often and think nothing of it. So the stories have already been told. | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 12:56:20 PM | | Personally I think it funny when you let out a big one and the bed springs rattle from it. | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 14 | |
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rjn40
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 15 | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 16 | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 1:33:54 PM | | to help releive pressure on my stomache ulcer i burp alot..and sometimes quite loud and in public..but i cant help it, so it doesnt bother me as much as it does to anyone else.. | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 3:14:37 PM | | My dog actually farted once and attacked itself over it...it had no idea what the hell it was!! May not sound as funny, but to see this was utterly ridiculous!! | |
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Posted: 9/13/2004 3:20:09 PM | | my friend told me her story, she was in a bank, in line, and did a little fart and her 4yo daughter says, "mommy, you farted!" in a not so quiet voice. that had to be embarrassing! | |
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rjn40
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 21 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 3:20:20 PM | | I know one of my cats can clear a room fast.... that animal stinks bad sometimes.... | |
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