| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:45:21 PM | Sometimes late at night...no actually all day...these weird little thoughts pass through my head, so I thought I'd share them here .
Why do Doctors always walk out of the room when you get undressed if they are going to see you naked anyway ??
If the Professor on Gilligans Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix the hole in the damn boat ??
Just some thoughts to ponder while I sit back and wait to see how this thread morphs.....hehehe  | |
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:05:53 PM | | I've often wondered if Glinda the Good Witch was so good, why didn't she tell Dorothy from the beginning that the ruby slippers would bring her home, instead of making her jump through all those hoops. I think she was really the bad witch. | |
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:13:05 PM | The thing that makes me go Hmmmm at POF is profiles from women who call themselves serious Christians..but their profile is filled with close up cleavage shots! Thank the Lord for 'em though.
Ok, others...
Aint it weird that we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
If the pen is mightier than the sword,
and a picture is worth a thousand words,
how dangerous is a fax?
What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:45:03 PM | Actually, I can think of a perfectly good reason why they have braille on the drive thru ATMs. because they are exactly the same ATM as out front, just higher off the ground. It would cost too much to make custom ones for the drive thru...but..it still sounds funny and makes ya think.
ok, others....
Why do we say that a building burns up when it is burning down?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? What color their hair used to be? Pubic hair color? What if he shaves there?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 5:49:27 PM | Here are some more head scratchers. I think I have to go lie down!
When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? | |
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/24/2008 7:29:03 PM |
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Because blind people are often passengers in vehicles and even though they may be blind they're not stupid enough to give out their PIN number (even to a friend).  | |
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