| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 9:39:55 AM | My former girlfriend has her cats totally integrated into every facet of her life. Her "kitties," as she calls them, are fully-grown and totally uninhibited about jumping on the kitchen counters, the dining room table or even into the toilet. I discovered this the first time I was relieving myself and Ziggy, her favorite, pushed open the bathroom door and literally jumped in the toilet as I was in the familiar standing position for most males. Maybe you can imagine the panic I felt having my hands full with one hand on the scruff of Ziggy’s neck pulling him sopping wet out of the toilet bowl, and my other hand where one would imagine it to be, dealing with my own problem. This was my first intimate introduction to her cats. Fortunately for Ziggy and his white fur, there were no detectable traces of any other colors and I was in no mood to give him a bath. I dried him off as best I could.
The next problem involved Ziggy watching us make love. I don’t mind a cat in the same room minding his own business, but I do object to being stared at while in the act of intimacy. It’s unnerving.
Now, I know people walk around naked in front of their pets all the time. I find nothing wrong with this, but there should some limits. I would draw them at the toilet and lovemaking.
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 9:58:10 AM | | buy a big dog............................................................................... | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 10:07:45 AM | There are animal people and there are non-animal people.
Don't trust the latter. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 10:21:04 AM | When I was sixteen, I was about to lose my virginity to my "cool older boyfriend" in my parents' basement. My boyfriend took off his pants and sat on the couch. I sat next to him. My mother's cat, a scruffy red tom, walked into the room, puffed up into a defensive cotton ball when he saw my boyfriend, hissed, and jumped on my lap.
"Get him out of here," my boyfriend said.
I picked the cat up and the cat dug his claws into me. Then he proceeded to walk across my lap and onto my boyfriend's lap and knead his claws into a certain area. My boyfriend screamed and left, and my virginity was intact for one more day, at least.
I feel weird having sex while family pets are around. The rare times I've done it, the cat is usually glaring boredly into space and the dog is more interested in sniffing out the origin of the poopy smell in the basement, so it's not like they mind much, but I feel weird. Also, the cat in particular jumps on the bed and tries to cuddle when anyone else is on it, so I generally can't get freaky while the cat's in the room. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:16:08 AM | I have 4 Dobermans.Which were developed to be guardians of their masters....
Might not be a good plan if my dogs misinterpret what's going on.  | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 11:19:04 AM | My ex and I had three cats. They all knew that I had certain rules.
1. Don't come near my plate.
2. What I do on the toilet does not require assistance yet.
3. When I'm trying to get busy, do NOT come up on the bed.
Violators of these rules were subject to harsh punishments, such as getting tossed, kicked, used as entertainment at parties, etc.
Animals can be taught. It just takes perseverance and an iron FIST! Hee hee! | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 11:20:25 AM | | Don't worry about making love in front of a pet until you hear the pet telling your friends about your latest exploits. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:24:15 AM | I'd be a bit creeped out if my dog sat and watched. My animals are like my kids and I sure as heck wouldn't have them in there!!!!!
OP: As for the cats on the counters and such, I hope she keeps antibacterial cleaner on hand. I sure wouldn't want a cat on my kitchen counter, but especially if it is prone to dancing in the toilet......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:27:05 AM | I have 3 90lb dogs and they don't seem to notice when there is sex going on. One of them does seem to get concerned with the noises I make when I am really into it.
One time I opened my eyes and there was his giant face looking right down into mine with numerous wrinkles of concern covering it. I started laughing so hard we had to start all over....what a shame that was....LOL | |
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Nona37
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Joined: 12/4/2007
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 11:46:52 AM | | We "humans" are animals forms of "porn", are they not entitled to porn as well? Sheesh!!!!! | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 12:29:39 PM | LOL My stbx and I had 4 cats. I remember after having sex and comingout of our self-absorbed state, we looked over to the side of our king sized bed...and there was one of the cats, contently sleeping. 
All we could do was laugh and laugh. We didn't even know the cat was there and apparently we didn't generate enough action for the cat to care!
I'd say, if it bothers you, shut the bathroom door when you go in there, and shut the cats out of the bedroom before you get busy.
We had a cat that lived at our office and he would very often follow patients into the bathroom there and jump up on their laps while they sat to potty.  pretty funny reaction the patients would have! Mickey was an attention seeking cat - he'd find a lap somewhere, somehow!
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:26:40 PM |
Don't worry about making love in front of a pet until you hear the pet telling your friends about your latest exploits.
That is what I would be worried about mostly. Her cat tells the cat next door who then tell it to the bird on the window sill and before you know it, word is all over town that she is doing you with the strap-on.
I feel for you, I really do. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 1:30:25 PM | I can tell you that dogs noses are cold
I can also tell you that you will want to be especially careful, should she happen to be on all 4's with you behind her..... one or more of her cats may get curious about that thing dangling below the thing that ain't dangling and take a swipe at it.... you may orgasm immediately or you may not = my guess is not...  | |
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Nona37
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Joined: 12/4/2007
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 2:29:11 PM | | This thread makes me wonder......do animals discuss "us" the way we discuss "them"? | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 2:51:15 PM | "Now, I know people walk around naked in front of their pets all the time. I find nothing wrong with this, but there should some limits. I would draw them at the toilet and lovemaking."
Are you serious? Your moving around of course they are watching you.
Cats are curious by nature they can't help it. Hell every morning when my BF had his cat it would come into the bathroom with me while I peed. He just wanted to be pet since we had been ignoring him while sleeping all night.
No they souldn't be on the counter or tables though, thats kind of gross since it's where you eat. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 3:00:29 PM | I don't allow my cat to be in the bedroom when I am making love to someone.
It makes me feel uncomfortable to have a pet in the room.
Also,cats are like children,and I don't see why my pet should be exposed to such events.lol
I guess it's a matter of personal preference. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:02:19 PM |
Don't worry about making love in front of a pet until you hear the pet telling your friends about your latest exploits.
...or see them taking notes or holding a camcorder between their paws.
This thread makes me wonder......do animals discuss "us" the way we discuss "them"?
It's possible. This might explain why cats from the neighborhood are forever peeping into my ex girlfriend's window. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:03:21 PM | This thread is so funny 
I got caught my my bulldog Alfie, i called him "Alfiekinny winnie" ever since he was a puppy and he loved to jump up on my bed and snuggle upto me and while i was having sex with my ex at the time i forgot to closs the bedroom door and as we were in the final stages of the most amazing sex that we'd had while together well while were doing it doggy style my door swung open and as my ex was seconds from o alfie jumped up on my bed and proceded to snif and lick my ex's a*se | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:06:48 PM |
Cats are curious by nature they can't help it. Hell every morning when my BF had his cat it would come into the bathroom with me while I peed. He just wanted to be pet since we had been ignoring him while sleeping all night.
Yeah, but you were sitting rather than standing so you could block the toilet dive and avoid the back splash. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:09:43 PM | It was so bad he started to come so didnt stop to move the dog 
I cant even look at my little "Alfiekinny winny" in the eyes without feeling guilty | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:51:41 PM | "ex was seconds from o alfie jumped up on my bed and proceded to snif and lick my ex's a*se "
How do you live that one down?
"Yeah, but you were sitting rather than standing so you could block the toilet dive and avoid the back splash. "
Ok your right there but I would have prolly just laughed it off and yelled at the cats owner to come see and get it out of the toilet. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:55:40 PM | | Sounds like you need to talk to your gal about your concerns making love in front of the cat. Did the cat wake up? Did the cat watch? I am wondering why you would notice the cat watching while you were making love? | |
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