| How To Turn Down Unwanted Men
Posted: 2/20/2008 5:42:34 AM | This was emailed to me, and I thought I'd share it with you all for a laugh:
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
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> HE : Can I buy you a drink?
> SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
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> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE : I must've been given your share.
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> HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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> HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
> SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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> HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> SHE : Okay, get out.
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> HE : I think I could make you very happy.
> SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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> HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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> HE : Can I have your name?
> SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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> HE : Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE : I've already seen it.
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> HE : Where have you been all my life?
> SHE : Hiding from you.
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> HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
> SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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> HE : Is this seat empty?
> SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> HE : So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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> HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE : Do not enter.
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> HE : Your body is like a temple.
> SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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> HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. | |
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Posted: 3/4/2008 9:59:18 PM | | you are way too funny,,,,, and your jokes seem to have a distain towards men,,, we really not as bad as you may think,,,,,quite possibly you're you're looking in the wrong place..so the question is,,,,where do you look next!......ntime2you | |
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Posted: 3/4/2008 10:04:01 PM | | you evidentally you have quite a following from all the people that respond to you with the 'one liners' you write......ntime----martin | |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 2:23:15 AM | He: Hi!
She: It burn's when i pee. | |
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Joined: 2/17/2008
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| How To Turn Down Unwanted Men
Posted: 3/5/2008 8:11:09 PM | He: I really get you! Ha Ha Ha
She: (fill in here please)
You crack me up
Thanks for the laughs | |
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| How To Turn Down Unwanted Men
Posted: 5/15/2008 9:05:50 PM | He: I really get you! Ha Ha Ha
She: (fill in here please)
He: I really get you! Ha Ha Ha
She: Not in this lifetime...but good luck to you, Clueless! | |
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| How To Turn Down Unwanted Men
Posted: 5/16/2008 9:09:00 AM | HE: Hi
SHE:Hi there, I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to go?
HE: Sure, where are we going.
SHE: To get you neutered.
HE: You are sexxxy.
SHE: [speaks into her purse..."See I told you."]
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Only if you can guess my name.
HE: Julliet
SHE: Good guess.. now do what Romeo did
HE: What is a beautiful lady like you doing in a place like this?
SHE: Hiding from the cops.
HE: Why are you hiding? I have a place you can hide at.
SHE: My last bf went missing; but don't worry, they won't find anything. I cleaned up everything. Are you ready? | |
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| How To Turn Down Unwanted Men
Posted: 5/19/2008 12:20:25 PM | HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: Oh, good. Because that's my wife's seat, and she's on her way back. Learn how to read a ticket, okay?
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