| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 9:15:50 AM | Ok, here's a question I just GOTTA ask if its happened to others. When we first got married, my ex and I used to like fooling around in the shower. Well every single time my semen would turn into a crystal-like substance when it hit the water. We would have to spend a few minutes with a pair of clippers delicately trimming the hairs to get rid of it. The damn stuff turned almost into cement! Eventually we got tired of it and stopped our water games.
Does this happens to other peopel who play such aqua-activities or is my orgasmic excertions just slightly off on the chemical balance scale?
Sorry if it sounds wierd but in comparison to some of the topics here, I think this is actually pretty tame...
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 9:57:59 AM | 
Sorry i had an excellent mental image from that.
I find it dries when left out in the air..
and I will admit to waking up stuck to the bedsheet once or twice from being stuck sleeping on the wet spot..
But crystalizing when it comes into contact with water? Thats just not right!! | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 10:12:00 AM | | A crystal like substance?Maybe that is like your super power. What's your super hero name? SugarSpooj? | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 10:27:52 AM | | That sounds very strange. Maybe the water did something to his semen, if not, maybe you should be checked out by a doctor. I have had sex plenty of times in the shower, different showers, with different men, and i have never had that happened before. That dont even sound normal, maybe the water had too much bleach or chemicals in it. That stumped me. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 10:45:40 AM | Yeah, if it's floating around in there, it pretty much kills the sperm and it does get thicker - but it doesn't 'crystallize'. When you towel off you don't get it, and it mats down the hair on your feet or legs or wherever it hits and then dries before you notice it. Can be a pain in the foot to remove.
Solution: Don't waste the cum - put it where it belongs or share it in a kiss, but don't dump it in the drink. If you do, make sure you get it all off your hair before it dries completely, or you'll have hell to pay. haha | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 11:06:59 AM | | Shit son, I think you're making diamonds! Collect all that, put it on a ring and give it to her!... | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 11:24:47 AM | Um sperm liquifies after a few minutes - sooooooo sounds a tad wierd and not normal!! I would really be overly concerned and rush straight to the Doctor to see what the heck is going on!  | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 11:54:14 AM | theonly1 writes:
Shit son, I think you're making diamonds! Collect all that, put it on a ring and give it to her!...
OMG--Thanks for the laugh! Too funny
beershark writes:
A crystal like substance?Maybe that is like your super power. What's your super hero name? SugarSpooj?
I think that would be Sugar Foot
OP, I think it might be kind of weird too-if it wasn't dried completely off like Heathenistic pointed out. Perhaps a trip to your local doc might be in order. Though I'd think after this time, if something was seriously wrong that you'd have other symptoms. Could you have been dehydrated or something?
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 12:33:28 PM | | yea i have had this happen ...and ladies its normal ..it mats the hair down but it is like any blood product it jells not crystallizes...cool blood quickly and it can do similar things just trim the hair before the shower ...and if it jells on leg hair just clip it ...ladies you will notice this if you had long leg hair ... if you dont believe this normal just ask any teenage boy that masturbates in the shower | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 6:58:16 PM | | umm try soap and some sort of cloth or something to get it off.. works for me, not need to trim hair. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 7:11:58 PM | | OK, I've never had it crystalize IN the water, but if it gets wet, it becomes extremely tacky, like RUBBER cement, and becomes a b*tch to clean off after. If it dries afterward, I could see it becoming more "crystaline" or ew, crusty, but I don't let it go that route. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:01:51 PM | | omg, what the hell were you eating....ready mix before having sex? like a few others, i had bedsheets stick to me but the most horrifying thing was stepping in it. yeah render, it's very sticky and omg was i so mad. i had to scrub my foot off immediately and clean up the floor from my ex. oh, if anyone needs something to strip the wax off a hard wood floor, there you go.....it ate it's way through 7 heavy coats of wax on a hardwood floor right down to the bare wood. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:19:14 PM | | Well. I have seen my sperm get get hard a bit when mixed with water, but not cement hard that you are describing. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:28:25 PM | well, never heard or seen that before. u alien species u...
one thought: DROP THE HAIR, NOT THE WATER
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:28:55 PM | Wonders if this means that they will call your children......block head?????...... 
OT......Me thinks you need to scoop some of that poop up and take it in for testing.....and for god's sake......do not plant any of that in a woman until you know....... 
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:37:14 PM | deerdog1 writes: -
yea i have had this happen ...and ladies its normal ..it mats the hair down but it is like any blood product it jells not crystallizes...cool blood quickly and it can do similar things just trim the hair before the shower ...and if it jells on leg hair just clip it ...ladies you will notice this if you had long leg hair ... if you dont believe this normal just ask any teenage boy that masturbates in the shower
OMG.....I have two male teens and all this time I thought it was conditioner on the shower walls! EEWWW! Now I wish I hadn't of read this 
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:37:59 PM |
Well every single time my semen would turn into a crystal-like substance when it hit the water.
me thinks the op is looking for kicks and has seen one to many science fiction movies.
"The Man with the crystal seamen"
cumming soon ...err?...... I mean coming soon to a theater near you | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 8:55:33 PM | deacon and gunner...you are both too funny!
my younger son was conceived in the shower and his father and i never had that problem, as a matter of fact soap and hot water will wash it away quickly without hardening. if you're not in the direction of the water then you should be and make sure you scrub before it does harden. there is a difference with fresh semen and semen that was left without cleaning. i already said about the fresh stuff. and as for conditioner on the tub walls....ewwwww, i'm glad i don't have to share my shower with anyone. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 9:50:48 PM | | In cold water it stays liquid. In hot water it cooks sort of like an egg white and congeals. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/20/2008 11:10:29 PM | | It turns to cement. Huh, maybe you could get a job patching potholes in bridges and overpasses during rain storms. Just a thought. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/21/2008 1:15:12 AM | not really like cement. more like rubber cement.
semen congeals after contact with air. this is normal. if you wait another half an hour or so, it should liquify. | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/21/2008 3:40:01 AM | It makes you wonder what they used to clean the floors in
in Adult Theaters and Vid Parlors ( back in the Bad Old
Days before the Internet) | |
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| Semen that turns into cement?
Posted: 2/21/2008 3:54:01 AM | | Sounds like your ex's cum would make a great drywall patch, or foundation repair compount. | |
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