| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2008 11:14:55 AM | Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman:
Reveal how much your car cost.
Clean your gun.
Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).
Refer to your mother as your best friend.
Rap.
Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.
Question our footwear.
Blow-dry your hair.
Tip less than 20 percent.
Celebrity impressions.
Impressions of us.
Forget to carry cash.
Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.
Wii.
Boot and rally.
Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.
Talk about former exploits. Ever.
Use the words ****, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.
Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2008 11:36:52 AM | Things a woman should never do in the company of a man:
1. Discuss your inability to pay your rent or utilities.
2. Get into a texting 'conversation' on your phone.
3. Discuss feminine hygiene.
4. Make a dramatic situation worse (e.g. "You gonna let him disrespect me like that?") | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2008 4:20:30 PM | It's funny, OP, but it's probably better to concentrate on things you should do on a date rather than all the oddball things that normal guys wouldn't do in the first place.
Plan the date well and have a backup plan.
Have a good, upbeat sense of humor.
Pay attention and show genuine interest in your date partner.
Be honest about what you're looking for.
Focus on doing good things, and you won't fall into doing a bunch of gaffes. | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2008 4:56:42 PM | | Dont compare us to other women, whether it be an ex-girlfriend, an ex-wife, or previous date.....You may be trying to tell us that we are better than your ex or the last two dates you went out on but in reality no woman wants to be compared to another woman. | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/26/2008 5:57:41 PM | Whoever made this list has way too much time on their hands haha. "Tip less than 20%"? That's just silly. How would we even know what they tip to begin with? And I personally love it when guys impersonate me...It's quite funny to see how I actually behave at times!
I've created my own list!
Things a man should never do in the company of a woman:
Break wind
Make out with another chick
Talk about how hot other chicks are
Suggest we should "lose a few pounds" | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/27/2008 9:10:33 PM | Thing's a Woman should NEVER DO when in the company of a Man....
Tear across parking lot, totaling her car against a light standard
[big concrete standard's]
Wave and pose sans clothing in window at busy intersection.
Ask him to drive 250 mile's to rescue you from FRANKENSTEIN
boyfriend you left him for .
Talk about how good you have it since you left, next breath, SOB
[I want you BACK!!] 
Call from Police custody...Drunk driving..again...NEED BAIL.
Discuss your day....locating your drug supplier.
Call from another state....Release assured if he will provide lodging.
Can I borrow your car? just wrecked my MOM's!
Ask if he will pick up your new boyfriend at county PRISON.
Ask cop to file PFA, cop tell's you your boyfriend has all the WOUND'S!!!
Scream at cop, get arrested, wasn't even involved!
Start car, plow into vehicle parked in front of you, arrested...no license
Arrested by state constable, failure to CUT GRASS! [NO!...lawn I mean]
Discuss your long distance phone bill...relative's in prison charged your phone.
[with YOUR PERMISSION!]
Walk across freshly laid macadam, barefoot!...WALK FAST AS HELL!
[laid 3 minute's before]
Keep pulling the sight's up, shot ricochet's in tree's, game warden arrive's.
Get drunk, smash boyfriend's truck, good job! WRONG TRUCK!! arrested
D U I, 3 time's.....IN ONE DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL TRUE- REALLY HAPPENED! SOME..happened to me,
other's happened to my friend's. | |
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| Things a Woman Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/27/2008 10:05:30 PM | Things a Woman Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
This is too easy...
1; Reveal how much your shoes cost
2; Show me the gun in your purse and ask me how to clean it
3; Polish all the rings on your fingers and tell me stories about the guys that gave them to you.
4; Bring your mother with you on the date
5; Sing and think your good at it
6; Ask me if my son is dating anyone
7; Question my belt buckle
8; Put on your make-up in my rear view mirror
9; Take the tip money while I'm not looking
10; Talk like Opra
11; Make fun of my accent
12; Ask how much money I have
13; Complain about your feminin napkin riding up on you and pulling on it like your scrathing your butt.
14; Playstation
15; Flip flop
16; Talk nonstop as if your not using periods or comma's or any type of punctuation until my ears begin to bleed.
17; Show me your tattoo and tell me how drunk you were at the time and how hot the artist was.
18; Kiss me with your eyes open | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/27/2008 10:16:35 PM | Okay... I agree with most of those things... I wouldn't mind a guy blow drying my hair!...anyhow...who is Bill Belichick?
..men or women should never ever never ever pass wind...be it a burp or from the arse.....well not until you are going steady and by that time it is too late and you are practically engaged and on the road to doom! | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/27/2008 10:54:21 PM | One of my favorite subjects. Here's a blog I posted on MySpace awhile back .
1. don't date if you've recently lost your mother and you were very close
2. don't call up someone you've just met when you are drunk and want to vent about someone else
3. don't show up for a date 3 sheets to the wind
4. don't claim to be a good kisser if you're not
5. don't come to the date with your own agenda and you haven't considered she might have an agenda also
6. wear clean clothes, practice good hygiene
7. compliment her
8. don't profess "Love" after only one date
9. don't judge someone on their looks only - you may be passing up the love of your life
10.don't talk about other women, your ideal, your ex
11. be upfront if you don't feel any chemistry and don't plan on seeing her again
12. come prepared (if you don't get this, I'm sorry)
13. engage brain before engaging tongue
Well, that's enough for tonight. I have to go get some rest, after all, tonight is "date night".
Peace, Love & Good Sex (please)
Ms. Moon
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/27/2008 11:04:53 PM | What's wrong with playing the Wii? Girls like playing the Wii. Playing it in front of her is one thing but if she's playing too. I must say though the girls like playing RockBand, not as much as I do though  | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 12:48:19 AM | Sort of reminds me of the questions a woman should never ask a man:
1. Do these ________ (fill in the blank) make me look fat?
1. If you have to ask, you won’t like the honest answer.
2. Do you love me?
1. If you don’t know, he is not the man for you.
3. Am I your dream girl?
1. If he has not already told you so, the honest answer is no.
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
1. Please this one is obvious
5. Am I the best?
6. Where do you see this relationship going?
7. Where were you last night?
8. Do you know where you are going?
9. Are we lost? | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 4:14:40 AM | Use the words ****, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.
Sexist much? :) Seriously, if you can't refer to women that way, you shouldn't refer to men that way either.
As for the tipping part, if the service is terrible, tip less than 20%. If you're tipping 20% for lousy service, you either don't know the value of the dollar or just like to flaunt money about. | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 6:57:40 AM | ... Scratch his Balls!
When are men ever going to learn to put your hands in their trouser pocket and like women discreetly scratch the offending part... Instead of grabbing them from underneath with four fingers and shifting them from right to left (depending on which hand being used) and then go on to let us know just how sticky they are today... | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 7:41:57 AM | How about "Things a woman Should Never Do in the Company of Men"...
1) Dont tell men how many years youve been in therapy..
2)Get rid of the Farrah Faucet hair-do
3)Claim you were once rich but your ex-husband cleaned you out..Right!
4)Dont get upset when another woman checks your guy out...
5)Lie about your age, when its apparent your really older...
6)Dont tell men about your lunatic children, that are out of control...
7)Dont slam down those shots of whiskey...
8)Claim you live on a ritzie side of town..Who gives a rip!
9)If your over forty dont talk about your exploits with younger men, meanwhile thinking you had control of the situation...Geez, another delusional whack job!
10)Dont get mad at a man if he looks at you and sez "I GOT MY CONDOM ON RIGHT NOW".. | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 8:02:03 AM | Go ahead and clean that gun.... And I don't get the blow drying..... what's wrong with that.... It means you've got a full head of hair, and in my book that's a plus!! Clean that pistol and blow that mop. What the hell do I care?
But do NOT raise your voice to the dog, the guy stealing your parking spot or Bill B..... because YES, it's a definite sign of things to come our way. Raise it in a normal, competitive way when watching sports... hell, try to match my tone... but in anger? Scary.
And I will open my eyes at times when I kiss you.... because sometimes looking at you while doing so makes it oh so real and sexy. And if you're bothered by that, you might wanna work on your trust issues.... or try it yourself and see how beautiful it is! | |
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| Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman
Posted: 2/28/2008 9:07:29 AM |
Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.
Are you kidding? I realize no woman is likely to ever understand this, but for a man it is absolutely necessary from time to time to adjust himself.
Women are on a loser with that one and should give it up... | |
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