| Guy Rules
Posted: 2/29/2008 9:24:26 AM | (I'm sure these may well have been posted before at some point... but what the hell. They're funny!)
1) Men are NOT mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3) Sunday sports . It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4) Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5) Crying is blackmail.
6) Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
9) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
10) If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11) If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
12) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
13) You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14) Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
16) ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17) If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
18) If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
20) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
21) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
22) You have enough clothes.
23) You have too many shoes.
24) I am in shape. Round IS a shape! | |
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| Guy Rules
Posted: 2/29/2008 4:07:12 PM | well! i find that insulting actually! what nonsense!
1, not mind readers, well you bloody well should be !
2, ok i have to agree with the toilet thing, but if your at mine, YOU PUT IT BACK DOWN!
3, changing of tides.. full moon, what rubbish.
4, how stupid do ya think we are? we know its not a sport, its a hobbie, we enjoy it, deal with it.
5, crying is blackmail, well no, you are the reason we cry.. so you should be the one to stop it.
6, may i point out you have 2 number 6s!
let US be clear on this one,
your too stupid to get hints, that is your problem!
and at least we speak when asked a question, you just grunt, or ignore us!
7, erm ok, but this works both ways.. keep your problems to YOURSELF.
8, im not even gonna bother with this one...
9,same goes for you! if we say your mate is fitter thatnyou are, within 7 days.. its got to be forgotten.
10, according to number 20, you dont care what we wear!
11, that ones nice!
12, who you tryin to kid?
13, thats rich, you expect us to do your washing.. cleaning.. cooking.. you do it for a change if you feel that way!
14, ok when we are watching our soaps.. you do know you have to SHUT UP dont you?
15, nah maybe not, but neither do we? got that?!
16, yeah i dont really get that one. (at least im honest)
17, ok but if we have an itch, you dont mind if we do the same??
18,fair enough, again, the same applies for you.
19, that ones a little obvious, thats one of my mottos in life!
20, great, so dont moan about the low cut top when other men start lookin!
21, if you were to tell us what you wer thinkin, th conversation would be over in 5 seconds.
22, no we dont.
23, nope, we dont,
24,not if you want sex its not!
that was so much fun! guy rules.. how ridiculous :) :) :) hehe | |
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| Guy Rules
Posted: 3/13/2008 2:09:37 PM | | I'm seriously considering having these tattoo'd onto my chest. | |
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| Guy Rules
Posted: 3/14/2008 9:56:47 AM | | well done ,, was thinking about pasting it into my profile to attract normal women ..can see a lot of humour in a lot of the truth .. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2008 10:18:23 AM | LMFAO............
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