| "Quote of the Day"
Posted: 3/5/2008 7:19:04 AM | This is something I started a long time ago and I thought I would share with you all...
Quote of the day is when you say something that during the conversation sounds fine but taken out of context it is funny...
I will share mine and hopefully you will all add some as well..
During a conversation my friend and I were talking about the founder of a sandwich chain called Jimmy Johns. He kept saying jimmy this and jimmy that... He got done and my only quetion was "so who's the john?" Yup.. quote of the day....
I had one last night too... While talking about the "proper" way to eat pringles chips per the food network i said "you have to straddle your tounge" Yup.... I am a dork!!
an old roommate was playing guitar with metal finger picks.. "oh, I have two thumbs"
Yup... we all say dumb stuff like that... now tell yours!!! | |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 8:20:40 AM | Uh no, I don't think so, not on the world wide web anyway. But I
will admit to a blunder or two, maybe three, haha.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 9:44:41 AM | | Aww what fun is that?? I will gladely admit that say sumb stuff all the time | |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 10:01:09 AM | I can make a fool of myself without much effort  , so actually
telling on myself would be a poor plan. Just kidding, sort of. | |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 1:08:38 PM | Yup... I jsut made another one!!
Talking to a friend about surgury we were talking about the drug that they give you to put you to sleep.. my words??
"I was out before he put it all the way in" | |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 3:30:54 PM | 92 people have looked at this and nobody has anything to add?? This is pathetic!! | |
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Posted: 3/6/2008 2:37:03 PM | I got your back.
The harder I tried the harder it got
shhh did you see that? (what was I thinking)
working on my car with my buddy (whoops looks like i busted a nut)
Ya we all do it | |
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Posted: 3/7/2008 8:28:14 PM | Ok this one time we were out in the woods, and some people were sitting in a tent. Me and two others were chillin outside near the fire and we heard them talking in the tent, and they were saying things like "you have to flick it with your tongue" and "that one stuck to my lips!!"
Turned out they were just talking about blowing smoke rings. | |
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Posted: 3/17/2008 1:10:14 AM | " No one dies a virgin life screws us all"
when your in deep water its a good idea to keep your mouth shut
the problem with the rat race is even if you win your still a rat
sex only becomes a problem when u are not getting any
behind every **** is a man that made her that way
isnt it funny the way that shit has its way of floating to the top | |
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Posted: 3/17/2008 8:09:40 AM | | THank you RYAN!!! TOO FUNNY!! I swear some of the most innocent convo's bring the best quite of the days!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2008 1:30:09 AM | Not really a quote of the day per se, but me and a friend would usually respond with"Thats what she said" to something that doesn't sound right; like "hey that (something off in the distance) is smaller than I thought it was".
It still ends up humorous. | |
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Posted: 3/18/2008 2:24:37 PM | | I can't beleive that I am the only person that says dumb stuff on an almost daily basis!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:46:06 PM | | that shit is so funny,i would say something like that!!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2008 3:49:58 PM | | minds not really a quote but everytime i leave somewhere i say" im out like a fat kid in dodgeball" some think its funny some think its mean.i never mean to insult ppl though | |
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| ....Gulp
Posted: 3/20/2008 7:45:13 AM | "After you do him, can you do me?"
From my female co-worker when discussing my running her monthly financial reports after another co-worker's reports. Get your minds out of the gutter, please.
SG417 | |
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Posted: 3/20/2008 8:04:28 AM | | too funny -thanks for starting my day with a chuckle | |
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| ....Gulp
Posted: 3/20/2008 11:25:28 AM | hey stargazer...
I once read a t-shirt that said, "F..k nike, just do me" | |
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| ....Gulp
Posted: 3/20/2008 11:02:51 PM | If I pull it 6 inches closer to my mouth can you hear me better?
(Meaning her Microphone. Heard at a conference I was at a couple years ago).
And um, no, we didn't hear ya better darlin, we were laughing too hard! | |
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Posted: 3/21/2008 7:09:28 AM | | I am the manager of a flooring store. This past christmas my girl friend stopped by with a nice big sample tray filled with peanuts, pecans, almonds cashews you name it it was there. The owner was walking thru the office one day and stop and took a small handful for himself. Without thinking I blurted out " get your hands off my nuts" Every customer in the store looked at me and started busting up. | |
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Posted: 3/21/2008 11:35:19 AM | | I was helping a co worker move a load that was off balance. When we put it down we needed to place 2X4's under it so the lift could get it. I asked her to bend over the load so I could stick it in better. Thank goodness she had a sense of humor. I didn't even catch it til she busted out laughing. | |
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Posted: 3/21/2008 1:38:42 PM | I walked over to a group of coworkers standing around talking, and the first thing I heard one of them say was something to the effect of, "Well, after that, you're going to have to wash your hands!"
Great timing on my part or what!
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