| Paraplegic blind date
Posted: 5/27/2005 10:46:06 PM | A woman who had a past of nothing but bad relationships puts an ad in the paper. "I don't want a man that will walk out on me or beat me"
Later that next week, the doorbell rang.
She opened the door to find a paraplegic smiling at her.
She blinked in disbelief and asked, "Are you Thomas?"
He replies, "YES! I'm the man of your dreams!"
She says, "Hmm, what makes you think that?"
He replies, "Well, your ad in the paper. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can't walk out on you..."
She cuts him off, "Wait wait, and how are you with sex?"
He grins and says, "Well, how do you think I rang the doorbell?" | |
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