| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/7/2008 6:27:15 PM | | So I heard a song on the radio today called "things a guy would never say" or something like that on Country Radio. It gently poked fun at the differences between how men and women think. One of the things was "Does this make my butt look big?" which probably a great many of us women have said or thought at one time or another. I am betting that we can come up with quite a few more. Any ideas? | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/7/2008 6:34:09 PM | | Honey, tonight I don't want any sex, beer, or television. I just want us to talk about our feelings. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/7/2008 7:09:14 PM |
"Does this make my butt look big?"
A: “No honey it doesn’t make your butt look big.”
At this point most guys stop and don’t finish the sentence what they actually were thinking, they are just to pu$$yfied or afraid they will be sleeping on the couch. I’ll finish the sentence for all the guys out there.
“It’s not the fault of the jeans or the dress. You just have fat ass.”
Why do you have to ask the question you already know the answer to? | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/7/2008 8:27:07 PM |
Why do you have to ask the question you already know the answer to?
Because we're not getting enough attention. We like the reinforcement of your desire for us.
Pretty simple really. | |
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Joined: 3/3/2008
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/7/2008 9:24:47 PM | | I have often said," The only difference between men and women is, men never mean what they say and women never say what they mean." Think about it. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 7:04:18 AM | Speaking of guys in general not ALL guys right?
Would you like a foot rub?
I will cook and do the dishes too.
Just getting you off is enough, I do not need a B.J.
Can I hold your purse?
I am going to the store, need Tampons?
Screw the Superbowl, lets go shopping!
I love it when you are bloated, cramped and irritable.
You relax, I will do all the house work.
Can I get you a beer?
Want to discuss our feelings?
Those Playboy Playmates are all exploited!
I don't get off on porn.
I just log on PoF for the forums.
>mak^o> | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:04:21 AM | ^He hired me to 'whack' you but, after meeting you at Cooky's, I just didn't have the heart to do it. Musta been the good night kiss.
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:14:50 AM | ^^ that reminds me Cap'n, a few years ago a friend bought me this little doll, it's a guy named Mr Wonderful, and he has 7-8 phrases that he says when you pull his string kind of like the ones you used. I haven't seen him around lately.
Hey Ali! did you eat Mr. Wonderful? | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:18:09 AM | ^^I remember seeing him and he was funny. Ok Ali, hork him up.
Honey, you seem too tired to cook dinner. Let me make reservations at 5 Crowns. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:24:31 AM | So Barbe, how was the dinner with a friend ? Tasty ?? 
Here's some more :
I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
Her breasts are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.
I'm deeply offended by young women who go braless.
Does my butt look fat in this?
and...
There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 8:39:41 AM | 1. No, I insist! let me get out of bed and go in to the bathroom to "break wind"so as not to offend!
2. Let me pick up this pair of diry underwear that you've been stepping over for two weeks now baby.
3. Does this shirt look good with my eyes? | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 9:28:13 AM | "I'm SO motivated to go take a 'Communication 101' class so I can feel worthy and capable of holding up my end of a happy, healthy relationship. I'm just SO dang tired of acting like a knuckle-dragging caveman and not being able to articulate how I feel, and then ****ing about how I can never find a 'good' woman when they continually give up on my sorry ass. I'm finally seeing my part in all this, WOW!!"
I like dreamin' ....................... | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 9:38:27 AM |
I know you need more shoes, let me take you shopping. This is why my new dream man has to have a foot fetish, dammit.
I am the proud owner of a Mr. Wonderful and his female counterpart. They give us hours of amusement. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 9:55:17 AM |
This is why my new dream man has to have a foot fetish, dammit.
One of my guy friends wants to go shoe shopping with me and when questioned, claims no foot fetish and he's not gay. 
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am the proud owner of a Mr. Wonderful and his female counterpart.
Ali, I withdraw my purging request. | |
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