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 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 1
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What is the worst line you have heard on the end of a breakup....might even be poetic, if thats how it turned out...
 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 2
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:01:38 PM
The classic " it' s not you, it's me "
 unbroken
Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 3
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:15:53 PM
^^^^Yes just heard that 2 weeks ago
another fav is I don't know what I wont.
 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 4
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:18:14 PM
" I just need some time "
 callmejen
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 5
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:38:05 PM
Sorry I haven't called... I've been in the hospital for the past few weeks. Then I called the hospital to find out his last visit... like 2 months back. I was not impressed.
 T,D and H
Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 6
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:48:55 PM
This is a beaut I just got a few weeks ago from someone who was on this site!

"You're a really great guy but this other guy I've had a sort of crush on at work, just became available"
 Kenny27
Joined: 2/13/2005
Msg: 7
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/28/2005 9:54:12 PM
"Don't let the door hit your a$$ on the way out."

Hehehe, that one always brings a smile to my face because my chums and I have told so many jokes about it. :D
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 8
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 3:17:01 AM
we need to see other people which usually means she is already seeing someone else and is tired of hiding it
 Sarahmichaels
Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 9
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 3:36:20 AM
He said "I love you but I'm not in love with you" What the f*ck does that mean?
 Matador_AAO
Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 10
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:32:38 AM
the worst i've heard was on highschool, she said "i'll be a nun"
 cazar
Joined: 4/28/2005
Msg: 11
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:50:01 AM
I'm not physically attracted to you anymore
your butt's not big enough

you dont make enough money to date me..

you dont drive a nicer car...


and my all time classic ...

my psychic said to get rid of you ...
 IanGilez
Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 12
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:36:42 AM
''It's not you, it's me''
''We both want different things''
''I like your sister/friend/mother''
''I have found a job XXX miles away''
 Matador_AAO
Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 13
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:56:30 AM
I told her that i already have a girlfriend
weeks later I was dating her best friend so that girl was pissed


"let's just be friends"
 Babylonia
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 14
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:58:58 AM
**Moving this to the Dating Experiences forum**
 WickedZoot
Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 15
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 7:11:30 AM

What is the worst line you have heard on the end of a breakup....might even be poetic, if thats how it turned out...


"It's not me, it's you."
 Just_Mike
Joined: 9/5/2004
Msg: 16
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 7:30:00 AM
" I just want to be alone/single right now" and there is someone else in thier lives immediately. In my case, it was the mother of my child, her and I had been living together, I moved out so give her space, she got engaged within a few weeks to the guy that came around alot immediately after I moved out. He had been there before I left but was 'just a friend' of course. *rolls eyes*
 gym_beam
Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 17
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 7:30:51 AM
I had to re-invent myself.....
 taurus516
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 18
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 7:34:26 AM
"I consider you my best friend..." I usually respond with,"You can find a friend between f*a*r*t and fuk you in the dictionary".
 Babylonia
Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 19
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 8:33:26 AM
^^^ OH SHYTE! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
 grubeci
Joined: 10/30/2003
Msg: 20
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 8:46:53 AM
I thought I always did the dumping LOL
 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 21
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 12:36:55 PM
We are better as friends
 dialtone
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 22
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 2:21:13 PM
She said, this is what you want.
 Cristine
Joined: 9/29/2003
Msg: 23
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:06:57 PM
"we're not on the same level"

 Gingerbread_Man
Joined: 11/5/2004
Msg: 24
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:23:10 PM
Wow, I've personally heard most of these!
Its almost enough to drive a man to
 Cristine
Joined: 9/29/2003
Msg: 25
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:25:43 PM
^^^^^^ *HUG*
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