| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 1:12:51 AM | I dated a girl recently who said my penis is curved and it was not normal.
She said that most guys peni go straight up or something mine goes straight up but kinda curves a little bit like : " ) "
but not that bad of a curve. She says she liked it because it really applied pressure against her g-spot. I think she was just lying because girls do that. Do any guys out there have a curved**** If so have any of your gf's said anything about it? Do any girls like curved****? | |
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 1:17:04 AM | Yes, especially if they curve upward
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 2:06:41 AM | why does it always have to curve to the left...why not right?!
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Posted: 3/19/2008 2:38:03 AM | | don't worry about it, nothing to get bent out of shape about | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 3:30:38 AM | about 4% of the population have this. The curvature can range from mild to severe enough to require surgery. The most common cause is Peyronie's Disease, which sounds a lot worse than it is.
So no, not "normal," but if it doesn't bother you and you're able to have a normal sex life, then it's fine. | |
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 5:03:51 AM |
don't worry about it, nothing to get bent out of shape about
I would be remiss if I didn't give props for the excellent pun.
As to the original question regarding curvature, I saw something interesting on Oprah yesterday. I was channel surfing and it pulled me in like a car wreck; MTV's reality TV shows have that same effect--you're watching it for like 15 minutes before you snap back into reality.
Anyway, she had this doctor from Columbian Presybetrian Hospital answering "Guy Questions." As a typical Man-hater, she naturally assumed that that's all we care about. And a similar question arose (no pun): What does it mean when a penis curves? Is it a bad thing? Essentially, the good doctor said that it's perfectly normal and that both testicals sink to one side of the sack and the "sausage" leans the other way.
Like I said before, you can't help but "lean over" and check out the car wreck when you hear stuff like that while aimlessly channel surfing. | |
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 5:33:37 AM | You could always google "images, curved penis's"
In fact, I think I'm gonna do that right now!! | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 5:44:56 AM | why does it always have to curve to the left...why not right?!
Because most boys are right-handed. HAHA I have a theory that the amount of curvature and direction is directly attributed to being right or left handed, the pressure exerted, and the amount of masturbation (when started in life, frequency, etc) one throttles themselves with.
Of course I'm probably full of shit, but hey - it's worth considering. Never had an issue with the slight curvature - and yes, mine is to the left.... all the more reason to lay her on her right side, straddle her right leg with her left thigh across my stomach or chest - or calf propped up over my left shoulder - and go to town... use it to your advantage, brother - don't sweat it.
 <--- perhaps that is why this particular banana is curved to the left, too? HAHA | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 5:45:58 AM | | Tell her to watch more porn,especially amateur stuff,and she'll quickly see that they come straight,curved up or to one side or the other. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 6:08:03 AM | Curvature is very common, either up, down, left, or right. Alsmost any curvature at all is well within the standard of "normal" so your girl was way off on that. If you think about it, the growth and development on all sides would have to be EXACTLY even to be straight, and so it's probably more common to be slightly different. (Women usually have one breast larger than the other, for example.) Left DOES seem to be a common curve, and it's possible that mastubation is a factor in that. Would certainly explain my lefty curve. :D It's extremely unlikely to be a problem sexually, and it's NOT Peyronie's Syndrome. Peyronie's is a specific curvature caused by damage to one side (the common analogy is to putting sticky tape on one side of a long balloon).
If you have some curvature that you're not keen on there are some stretches you can do to try to "even things out". Whether they work I'm not sure.
My suggestion? Ignore it unless it's severe enough to impair your sexual function. Which clearly it isn't. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 6:36:58 AM | Some point straight, some curve a little to the left, some curve a little to the right, and some are just little! | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 7:24:16 AM | nobody's perfect and if there were a perfect penis out there, it wouldn't be perfect for everyone.
You will find the girl who loves your curved penis and says it's perfect! no worries | |
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 7:32:27 AM |
and that both testicals sink to one side of the sack and the "sausage" leans the other way.
mjlaw82----If that's the case, how do the balls hang when it curves upward (a lot of women's favorite) ?
Heathenistic----If it was due to masturbation practices, how would that explain the ones that curve upward?
Most I've come across have been pretty straight for the most part...Maybe their balls hung perfectly balanced and they never masturbated?............. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 8:36:28 AM | | Haven't you guys figured out you should switch hands once in a while... holy dog shit this is too funny. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 8:42:41 AM | If it was due to masturbation practices, how would that explain the ones that curve upward?
Again, due to the pressure exerted. You can wrap an index finger and thumb around your member and tilt your hand any direction so there is more pressure or friction along one side or the other. Wrapping my hand around, thumb closest to my tummy, and tilting it back like I'm taking a shot, then stroking away - completely different pressure, and could promote the upward bend. Mine is slightly upward, slightly left.
Difficult to explain without the visual but I think you get my point. I think in educational threads such as these (haha), we should be allowed pictures in order to better demonstrate what we're talking about. | |
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| Curved penis?
Posted: 3/19/2008 8:45:51 AM |
why does it always have to curve to the left...why not right?!
In tune with popular belief, men happen to have two brains. The big brain, and the little brain, and while the big brain may have a number of political affinities based on finances, religion, the environment, the little brains just goes to the left on it's own, throwing caution to the wind and keeping that one track mind. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 9:59:35 AM | I think most have a little curve. It's what gives the little guys personality  Nothing to worry about darlin'... | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 10:11:44 AM | | just be glad that you are long enough for it to curve. The ones that are straight are the guys who have real problems....lol just kidding. | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 10:17:52 AM |
just be glad that you are long enough for it to curve.
i can't agree more | |
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Posted: 3/19/2008 12:59:01 PM | It curves upwards, )
although semi errect it kinda tilts a little to the right, maybe because I'm left handed. As opposed to most guys who are right handed it tilts a little to the left. but full erect it curves straight upwards, and kinda comes back at me, like it want's to fuck my belly button lol. | |
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Posted: 5/2/2008 10:53:29 PM | I think thats pretty normal. Like it really depends on how it bends.
But by the way you describe it, thats good for the girl! Either way its normal. | |
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Posted: 5/2/2008 10:59:50 PM | | I refuse to enter into this (mass)debate, Its not big and it's not clever! | |
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Posted: 5/3/2008 12:53:14 AM | I can't comment about the normality or statistics, but my partner's penis was curved a bit to the left. It certainly didn't impact on sexual activity. And it didn't actually relate to hitting my G-spot at all. The only times I've achieved a G-spot orgasms involved ME positioning myself properly, with the correct pelvic tilt for suitable stimulation.
All my subsequent lovers have not had "curves," so I'm going to make a rough guess that while it's not "rare," neither is it usual. But I do know, for a fact, that it's irrelevant. | |
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Posted: 5/3/2008 1:02:52 AM | | My ex's curved. At first it threw me off a bit because I wasn't used to that. But in no time at all, I didn't even notice anymore. As the above poster, I can't say it had any relation to my G spot, but I certinaly had no complaints about it. | |
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