| holding in the gas
Posted: 3/22/2008 4:49:56 PM | ever hold in a lot of farts when ur with someone in the beginning /before you know someone well and then when you finally get home (by yourself) let it all out and feel so much better? i havent. just curious about others. lol!
or if you cant wait til u get home, maybe u excuse urself and go to the bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the sink, make a lot of noise, and let it out there?
i guess this is mostly a question for the girls, but its certainly open to the guys as well.
i crack myself up. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 4:55:47 PM | | oh i hate doing that! HATE IT!!! nothing breaks the ice like "pull my finger". | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 4:58:50 PM |  Reminds me of my Most Embarrassing Date story... when I ate the totally wrong things for dinner, we went back to my place, had sex (for the second time), and I had uncontrollable outbursts... never happened before or since... Boy, was My Face Red!! He took it in stride, though we never met again. I think he's forgotten all about it - but I sure haven't! | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 5:07:33 PM | | It's really fun when you're out with someone and one sneaks past your defenses. | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 5:08:35 PM | | LMAO dart tater......pull my finger, uh ya, sure is an ice breaker. lol | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 5:22:10 PM | My hubby would laugh at me because I would get up and go to the bathroom to do such things! He would just let it go anywhere and tell me not to stress - it's natural!!  I just tried to be a lady!!  | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 5:58:59 PM | never trust a fart....
the average person passes gas 14 times a day...wtf? lol | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 6:15:40 PM | | I hate this. For the longest time me and my bf always managed to not do it around each other then he finally felt comfortable making any kind of noises or smells around me. But heaven forbid I do anything human and he thinks it's gross and makes fun of me. So now I make fun of him all over again and embarrass him just so he knows how it feels. Seriously people, it's human and you can't stop it, so why do we have to stress about it so much? | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 6:56:50 PM | | I agree with germanpirate (sorry hon, but I just thought I would improve your SN a little bit). | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 8:52:30 PM | I have to really LOL over this one.
My stbx-hub, yes, at 46 yrs old, is still into potty humor. And makes jokes about his farting all the time. (I assume now to the kids, since I am SOOOOOOO not around him enough to know or care).
I can't tell you how many times during our marriage he would make a joke about having to fart in front of me, or make a big deal of it when it happened.
I'm sorry...but GROW UP. People pass gas. It is just not that big of a deal.
Now, in the early days of dating someone, that's a little different. Just like you don't pee in front of them. LOL But after awhile, esp if it's happened enough times, just get over yourself. It's gonna happen.
Besides...can a gal really spoon a guy in bed and *not* have him fart sometime during the night??? Seems like a given. I just don't see it as a big deal...hey, at least I know he's normal, right? Because I'm normal too...so it's gonna happen to me too.
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| holding in the gas
Posted: 3/22/2008 10:19:37 PM |
the average person passes gas 14 times a day...wtf?
No kidding wtf...my bf passes gas every 14 seconds or so it seems. Man, maybe he just isn't average? heh
Sorry babes, but you gots a stinky bum.
OT, it took me a while before I could pass gas in front of my bf and am unable to do it around anyone else besides family. I know its normal and that everyone farts.....but I don't need to share that bodily function with everyone. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 4:09:58 AM | LOL...gas happens!! But I have never let one rip with anyone I have merely dated. I would rather hold it in..suffer stomach cramps than dutch oven some poor bastid cuz we were bumpin uglies and I had to faht!
There is one guy I know who literally gets UP...walks out of the room ( generally into the bathroom ) to faht....and it's not like I CAN"T hear him) I just laugh my ass off, though it's a sweet gesture, I find it the most comical thing in the world, cuz most men I know just let em rip and laugh. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 12:01:17 PM | gas is gas, some people have more of it than others. I could used to sing a song with the ones my mom let, she would hit all the notes in the octive. Due to this early training, it doesnt mean anything to me. In our family, we rate them, 1-10, on noise, length and odor. Then we argue about the ratings.
living alone for a long time after the kids moved away, there is no one to impress but the dog, and she doesnt care. One night, she was sleeping next to my bum and I let one rip, she snorted and moved to the end of the bed. Guess that one was a 10. Everytime I think of this, I have to laugh, its takes a lot to gross out a dog.
I had a long term bf staying over one night. I forgot he was there........moved around to snuggle my pillow, and, of course, one had to rip, loud, thunderous, and he moved!!! OMG!! I forgot he was there. Thank God he was sleeping, I thought, until we were talking with his brother and sister in law, and got around to that topic, and he mentioned me farting. I, of course, denied ever doing that in front of him, and he mentioned me almost blowing his leg off the other night.......and then laughing about it. The laughing about it was me, in embarassment, remembering he was there, and thinking, I am dead!!!! | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 12:02:00 PM | | oh, in our house, we call it the "musical rectum" | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 12:14:26 PM | gees i been sussed,and boy does it hurt keeping it in,but i learnt a trick or two in the bathroom without running them taps and making it obvious
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Posted: 3/23/2008 12:21:12 PM | | being the "ladies" that we are, we NEVER fart. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 3:36:38 PM | I was on this Quit smoking med when I met my bf and the side effects where gas.... I would hold it as long as I could and excuse myself in the restroom when ever I got the chance. Then he would spend the night..... I couldn't hold it any longer.... I was sleeping and it would happen. Being so self conscious I would wake up out of a dead sleep and apologize. lol
The next day he said it was cute..... I thought how embarrassing I still wake up out of a dead sleep and apologize.......lol | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 4:52:59 PM | | If she's comfortable with me, she can fart in front of me. I think farts and "potty humor" are hilarious. Life's too short to be all polite and dainty. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:19:52 PM | miss tangle
No kidding wtf...my bf passes gas every 14 seconds or so it seems. Man, maybe he just isn't average? heh
Does that make me above average? woot woot!
OT, it took me a while before I could pass gas in front of my bf and am unable to do it around anyone else besides family. I know its normal and that everyone farts.....but I don't need to share that bodily function with everyone.
No but you share it with me about a hundred times a day. Nice to know you're so comfortable in our relationship. Even during sex.
....yes that's right - I heard it. Pinch those butt cheeks harder next time you squeaker you.  | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:22:58 PM |
Pinch those butt cheeks harder next time
I don't pinch the butt cheeks to hold in my gas...I pinch them to keep yer fingers outta my bum. I have no qualms about kicking your ass in the 'dutch oven' wars...we both know I can win every time. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:27:50 PM |
I don't pinch the butt cheeks to hold in my gas...I pinch them to keep yer fingers outta my bum.
I thought it was to keep out...uh...something else.
I have no qualms about kicking your ass in the 'dutch oven' wars...we both know I can win every time.
We can sure make our bedroom well-baked hey? Those dutch chefs would be proud.  | |
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| holding in the gas
Posted: 3/23/2008 7:30:24 PM | | Why is it such a bad thing to find farting amusing? Is it so wrong to enjoy the little things in life? | |
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