| Funny Bumber Stickers I've Seen
Posted: 3/25/2008 10:11:42 AM | "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
"No Radio - Already Stolen"
"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" | |
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| Funny Bumper Stickers I've Seen
Posted: 3/26/2008 8:03:07 AM | these first 4 i have on my car, the rest i've seen.
bump her stick her
i enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick
honk if your horn doesn't work!!
i brake for stoplights
millions of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night.
i impregnated your honor student
proud parent of a juvenile delinquent
D.A.R.E.: doughnuts are real expensive
horn not working watch for flying poo | |
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Posted: 3/26/2008 1:25:24 PM | "How can I make a comeback when I've never been anywhere?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
"Caution - Narcoleptic Driver"
"There's nothing in the trunk, Officer!"
"Stewart/Colbert '08"
"Drugs lead nowhere - but it's the scenic route" | |
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| Funny Bumber Stickers I've Seen
Posted: 3/26/2008 1:50:16 PM | 2 that I've seen
Think "Honk" if you are telepathic.
What would Yoda do? Your a$$ kick it he would! | |
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Posted: 3/26/2008 8:22:01 PM | If U can read this your to f u c k i n g close...
Love thy neighbor but don't get caught...
Life's all about ass, covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it...
Copulate don't populate...
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Posted: 3/26/2008 9:03:03 PM | one I've seen, but can't find to buy, lol
Grow your own dope, plant a man
apologies to anyone offended, lol | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 10:39:13 AM | I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving...
got brains?
Support Your Local Police.
Gee, officer, will this keep me from getting a ticket? | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 10:09:37 PM | What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Born okay the first time.
01/20/09. Bush's last day. (not necessarily funny but brings me joy nonetheless). | |
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Posted: 3/28/2008 5:37:39 PM | lol, I am known as the bumper queen around here I constantly see people in my rear-view pointing and laughing and even walked up to somebody taking a picture of one of them in a parking lot! OOK, and they are;
( BUSH'S FACE) DUMBASS
Dont tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
Take revenge, shit on a pigeon
Yes as a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road
Excuse me officer will this sticker saying support law enforcement stop you from giving me that ticket?
BUSH +****= SCREWED!!!
I wish I had a bigger bumper,lol | |
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Posted: 4/6/2008 7:47:46 AM | I saw this one yesterday. Kinda morbid but it made me laugh.
"I have a perfect body...but it's in the trunk, starting to smell. | |
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Posted: 4/6/2008 9:20:05 AM | marriage is the leading cause of divorce
why work when we can hunt fish and farm
thank a vet for your paycheck
YesMyRetardedAssSignedUp--US ARMY | |
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Posted: 4/7/2008 5:44:31 AM | "HIT ME I NEED A NEW CAR!!"
Funny thing, it just happened, and i'm looking forward to the new car, but in a way i wish it didnt happen, i now have a back injury.  | |
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Posted: 4/7/2008 6:44:14 AM | Not exactly bumper stickers, but my motorcycle helmet has these stickers on it:
"I'm one of those bad things that happen to people."
"I'm not afraid of going fast. It's the crashing and burning that sucks."
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." | |
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Posted: 4/7/2008 10:14:28 AM | | Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body...but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, and screaming "holy shit, what a ride"!! | |
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Posted: 4/12/2008 10:41:30 PM | I have a sticker on my car
"(square root sign) = 8 Something ... if you dont get it, its because you dont get it!"
Thats one of the best stickers no? | |
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Posted: 4/13/2008 7:40:28 PM | One of the welders at work owns this friggin huge Chevy truck, and on the bumper directly above the "artificial rubber hog balls", is this bumber sticker that says, and, I'm merely quoting here. " Yer lame ass truck couldnt pull a sick whore off a toilet!"
Folks, I'm not kiddin here!!
He also has another that says "PETA... PEOPLE EATIN TASTY ANIMALS"!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2008 12:49:16 AM | Saw this one yesterday on the back of a BMW Convertible (key word)
Showed a pic of a topless girl bent over, under her it said "If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair!"
hahahaha | |
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