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 Blueberry

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 1
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/29/2005 4:44:42 PM
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
 Cali4nication

Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 2
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/29/2005 4:52:54 PM
Cheech Marin ( Standing On Balcony)

Guy at the bottom : "JUMP, Are you afraid of dying?"

Cheech: "NO, Im afraid of breaking my neck and then living."
 Dr. Me

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 3
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/29/2005 8:52:25 PM
New york I'm in love , (Shut the F*** up ) (yeah f*** you )Yes Yes F*** you too.
 Dr. Me

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 4
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/29/2005 8:55:21 PM
Hi I'm Dave and I'm addicted to weed

Wait , weed , Did you say weed ?

Yeah

Weed isn't something that counts as an addiction , I've suck c*** for crack have you ?

No , Can't say that i have
 Blueberry

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 5
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 5:25:01 PM
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.
 GMoH

Joined: 4/3/2005
Msg: 6
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 5:27:58 PM
You're about as useless as a poopy flavored lollipop.
 Blueberry

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 7
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 5:44:19 PM
Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
 Blueberry

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 8
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 5:46:56 PM
and more from Kung Pow:

Master Tang: No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piniata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
 Northwaterloo

Joined: 12/18/2004
Msg: 9
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 7:49:28 PM
INCONCEIVABLE!
 bkaltec

Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 10
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/30/2005 10:02:54 PM
How tall are you private? Sir 5'9" sir. 5 foot 9? I didnt know they stacked s*** that high!
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 11
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What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/31/2005 3:51:13 AM
Big Daddy (1999)
Sonny: “Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.”
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:53:32 AM
Another one from
Big Daddy (1999)
Sonny Koufax: “The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a****r spaniel. “
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:54:17 AM
WTF!
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:54:46 AM
cocker
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:55:11 AM
spaniel.
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:56:32 AM
opps my bad,the last words are......“The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a****r spaniel. “
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 3:59:28 AM
Doe's any one know why this forum want let me say****r_spaniel right??
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 4:00:19 AM
got dam'it****r........................................................................................................................................spaniel!
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/31/2005 4:00:38 AM
aaaaghhhhh
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 4:01:05 AM
cocker
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 4:01:30 AM
spaniel!!
 EcoTecErn

Joined: 5/28/2005
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Posted: 5/31/2005 4:03:08 AM
I'am just going to leave-it as is!
 ALuckyFrog

Joined: 5/18/2005
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Posted: 6/4/2005 3:47:25 AM
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT!

-- Blazing Saddles

 420 guy

Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 6/4/2005 3:57:19 AM
you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill......on weed?
 Dr. Me

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 25
What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/8/2005 2:51:47 PM
From Full metal jacket

Drill : And why aren't you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?
private pile : Because I'm too heavy sir

Drill : because you are i disguisting fat body private pile , you look like 300 lbs of chewed bubblegum
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