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Posted: 4/15/2008 10:41:24 AM | I saw a bit on TV the other day that showed this guy who was a Professional Masturbator. No kidding! Adult magazines, mainstream magazines, and even apparel catalogs sent proofs of photo shoots to this guy for him to assist in selecting photos to use based upon their "whackability".
I am so pissed at my High School Guidance Counselor! I mean... where was this guy on Career Day?
I bet it's not all fun though. The holiday season you've got Christmas issues of everything, then the Pet of the Year issues, followed by the New Year issues. I could imagine this guy coming home to his wife at the end of a long day... "How was your day Dear?", she'd ask to which he'd reply... "I'm beat,". I'm sure his employer gets him some seasonal help though. A college intern brought in to lend him a hand.
Then he probably doesn't get along all that great with his co-workers. He walks into the break room and a hush falls over the office accountants while he fingers thru the donuts to pick one out. Finally after he selects one, grabs a cup of coffee, and heads back into the hallway Biff from Accounting remarks... "Man, that guy is a jerk off,". It'd have to be tough.
On the bright side, he probably gets free samples from various lubricating gel sales reps looking for an endorsement or to land that really big account.
You grow up being led to believe you should be a doctor or a lawyer. A cop or a fireman. There are so many opportunities out there of which we are not even aware. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 10:49:39 AM | | The sex industry is a multi-billion dollar business. I mean, EVERYBODY is into porn, whether they want to admit it or not. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 11:02:41 AM |
I am so pissed at my High School Guidance Counselor! I mean... where was this guy on Career Day? Did you really want to know about this job? Is this your new career goal?
Incidentally, they are called "fluffers."
I would not want to have to explain to workman's comp just exactly how I got carpal tunnel. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 11:14:48 AM | Well I have found a great Career as an ass model.
I was fortunate that god gave me a great ass! (trust me I hear it ALL the time!)
So when ever an actor who has less 'ASSets' the call me in.
Great jobs out there for everyone!
Don Quixote
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Posted: 4/15/2008 12:04:01 PM |
I would not want to have to explain to workman's comp just exactly how I got carpal tunnel.
What about TMJ? (Look it up on Wiki) | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 12:15:49 PM | Incidentally, they are called "fluffers."
I thought thats what the women who kept a man hard between scenes on a porn set were called...
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Posted: 4/15/2008 12:19:04 PM | I saw somewhere that J Lo, while shooting a video, would have an assistant tweek her nipples to keep them hard while shooting. I guess a male version of a "fluffer".  | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 12:42:15 PM | Yeah!
where was that guy on career day? I ended up with a job as a mattress tester - now i can't sleep at night. maybe i could work as a "Whackability Assessment Specialist" at night.
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Posted: 4/15/2008 12:51:45 PM |
I saw somewhere that J Lo, while shooting a video, would have an assistant tweek her nipples to keep them hard while shooting. I guess a male version of a "fluffer".
They use those cans of compressed gas etc, quick cold spray & instant "highbeams" ...There's actually a video out there of some "production assistant" using that method on Cameron Diaz.. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 1:23:25 PM | There was actually a video of the one the poster mentioned...the person who was PAID to tweak J Lo's nips! LMAO OMGawd...I am sure that is a job the person would never wanna leave! Funny thing is...if my memory serves me correctly...it was a female??
Hmm....I would love to see Mike Rowe (of Dicovery channels 'Dirty Jobs') do a segment on THIS one! ;O) | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 1:47:44 PM |
I saw somewhere that J Lo, while shooting a video, would have an assistant tweek her nipples to keep them hard while shooting. I guess a male version of a "fluffer".
And who says J-Lo is all fluff. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 2:01:40 PM | I've read afew pages of Jenna Jameson's book and afew other bios and I truly don't envy males who work in porn films. Anyone can get it up for the good looking ones, but if you work in the industry, you've got to get it up for the skanky ones, too.
Another thing is they only make as much as a guy in a good paying office job does... unless they produce or direct their own films or something, it's really not that much... and they have pretty big expenses as well.
AT best; for the first month or so, it might be fun.. but it could get to be very long days after that... | |
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Posted: 4/15/2008 5:20:44 PM | wonders.....how would you describe that in your resume job description and details..........my responsibilities and requirements in previous employment were as follows...
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