| Naked in a Tree
Posted: 4/16/2008 8:37:33 AM | I have an online friend who said she had to spend a night naked in a tree as she found herself locked out with no clothes nor keys. She won't provide any further details ... yet. ;o)
She made a comment that this has probably happened to many people. I disagree.
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Posted: 4/16/2008 8:53:35 AM | I think she's either on some mind altering stuff ,or, she's a monkey...
 <<<< This is a banana for her --- she must be starving. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 9:14:40 AM | HHmm ... all depends.
What type of tree are we talking here ? | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 9:38:41 AM | Why was she outside naked?
I've been locked outside w/o keys and no one inside to open the door, but never naked lol
Krys | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 10:05:34 AM | | Sounds like a put-on. I've accidentally locked myself out, but I sure as heck had on clothes, and I broke a window, not shinnied up a tree. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 10:14:24 AM |
What do you think?
I think she's got a great sense of humor.
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Posted: 4/16/2008 10:22:24 AM | Wow - this thread is still here?  | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 12:00:20 PM | | Has not happened to me, but it was my friend's life for a semster at Ohio State. He lived naked ina tree (loincloth while at school). | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 2:01:18 PM | | Well... I once knew a guy who spent the night outside in his wife's pancho and nothing else. But he's dead now as a result of stupid antics. That actually was an example of a more sane day (or night as the case may be) in his life, but he kept us laughing. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 2:25:11 PM | "What type of tree are we talking here ?"
Most likely an Oak, that way the acorns wouldn't be the only nuts in/on it. But she could have been trying to learn more about her family tree as well. Hope she learned a valuable lesson? Perhaps now she'll be able to 'branch' out a bit more. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 3:22:22 PM | "Why was she outside naked?"
That's what she wont tell me, but she says it is true so ...
I'm going with SOME form of mind altering substance. I have been very drunk but never enough to leave my house without my clothes. Of course she didn't say if it were her parents house so maybe a car date gone wrong? | |
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Posted: 4/17/2008 12:28:00 AM | Oh yes, spending the night naked in a tree is something I do at least once a week
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Posted: 4/17/2008 2:04:42 AM | I hope it wasnt a pine tree That would be rather uncomfy..I cant say Ive personally had the whole nakey /stranded in a tree experience:) | |
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Posted: 4/17/2008 5:54:53 AM | The girl who lived in my room before me told us one time...
She got drunk; crashed in her room; slept with no clothes on. She woke up needing to go to the toilet; being drunk she could not unlock the bedroom door (locks from inside); climbed out the window and went to the toilet (access to the toilet is outside).
Still drunk, she couldn't get back into the house and had to bang on her housemate's window to get them to let her in | |
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Posted: 4/17/2008 7:21:01 AM |
I have an online friend who said she had to spend a night naked in a tree as she found herself locked out with no clothes nor keys. She won't provide any further details ... yet. ;o)
Maybe she was outside skinny dipping at a nearby place and the cops showed up, so she ran Home without her clothes or keys and hid up in a tree for the night?? Could be possible??
I had a cousin who got caught skinny dipping at a local beach by cops, he swam across the lake and walked home naked.  | |
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Posted: 4/17/2008 2:19:49 PM | I used to have a girlfriend that was a tree hugging skinny dipping nature type that liked to get naked in the woods. I could totally see her getting locked out of her house nude… crazy hippy chick… I still miss her…
I remember when I was a teenager running out of the back door of my girlfriends house when her grandparents came home early, I was half naked carrying my boots and most of my cloths as I ran into the snowy woods behind her house…
Ah memories… | |
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| Naked in a Tree
Posted: 4/17/2008 3:37:31 PM | | Lol no never been naked in a tree or heard of such a thing. So how did she get from the tree naked in when it was day light? | |
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Posted: 4/17/2008 6:48:20 PM | when i was in my early 20s me and some buddies were drinking and hanging out by this laundry mat.. a lady popped her head around the courner and said help!.. we looked at her and she stepped out.. naked as a jay bird.. and it was not good naked.. we all were taken aback and shocked! we got her a shirt and she said that someone broke in to her house.. and she ran out.. but i think she might of been nuts..
can't say i've ever found my self out side naked unless there was some magic going on with a lady..and believe me if somehow it happend i would find a way to get in.. even if i had to naw a key out with my teeth..i would get in!
i did have a dream like that once and it was not fun running from bush to bush..
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Posted: 4/17/2008 9:08:32 PM | Good Times!*
*This expression is sometimes used as code for.... WTF!!!
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Posted: 4/17/2008 9:36:16 PM | I don't know if being locked out naked while conscious happens to alot of people. It's not happened to me or anyone I know, but here's a true life tale for you!
I have a female relative that has had major sleep walking issues.
On one incidence, she woke up in the middle of the night, walked out the place she was at, wandered over to some strangers house, and crawled into an open bedroom window.
Next thing she knows, and I'm assuming this is what woke her up, she heard a man say "who's there?!"
She probably bumped into something (the bed perhaps) and that woke the guy. Needless to say, upon being roused from her sleepwalking escapade, she realized SHE WAS NAKED, and in someone else's home! Freaked and embarrassed, she looked for something to cover up. She grabbed a pair of pants, jumped in them and jumped out the window she had just come in. She ran as fast as she could back to the place she was staying at.
As crazy and false as this may sound, my whole family knows of this relatives crazy sleep walking episodes and some have been first hand witnesses. Besides me, I'm not sure if she even told anyone else. And this was her second naked sleep walking episode!
Everytime I think about it I laugh as hard as I did the first time and new thoughts enter my mind. Like can you imagine being the guy and calling the police to report it? What would he have said. "uh yeah officer, I felt something bump into my bed and when I opened my eyes I saw what looked like a naked woman standing there, next thing I know she took off wearing my pants." | |
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| Naked in a Tree
Posted: 4/17/2008 10:03:58 PM | | hmmmm, what does she look like? | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 4:16:36 AM |
hmmmm, what does she look like?
I'd say somewhat like a jaybird ! | |
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