| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 4:17:14 PM | What would you do - I listed some
Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
Finally find that damned G-spot.
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 4:26:01 PM | Well absurdity is absurdity so....
Pimp it out. Use it to attract lesbians. Wave in front of dudes and say "you can't touch this?" Tell it you love until it opens?
Is it like attached or can you like ,use it and put it away?
It makes a difference you know. Praying for breasts? Hummm, I've spent time doing that minus the other equiptment.
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 4:27:51 PM | Yepp... most of those... but also...
compare orgasms.... see if women really do have such amazing orgasms compared to men....
I'm quite jealous of that...
And i guess.... sit down with a bunch of my friends and criticise men and the fact that they are forced to perform all the time when all i'd have to do is lie back and think about anything..... 
I dunno.. but for 1 day... it'd be fun... | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 4:27:52 PM | Cry when midnight came...
Learn that penis envy doesn't exist...but that hooha envy does!
Spend the day playing with themself. Oh wait, they do that already. LOL
I"m only jokin' guys...
If I had a penis for a day... I think I'd be so fascinated by the limp vs erect thing that I'd spend a few hours making it stand up, then lay down. Then stand up, then lay down. And figure out exactly how and why I can make those 2 things occur. Yes...methinks I"m a bit to analytical...
Kaylie | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 5:26:49 PM | Probably the very same thing women would do with a penis for a day!! Play, play, play!!!
What would be a RIOT, is if these guys had them on the day Aunt Flo was visiting! I know...warped....but man, oh, man...we would never hear another PMS shot! | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 5:30:13 PM | 1) Spend all day trying to lick myself
2) Play hide and go seek with a carrot or zucchini
3) Attempt to shoot ping pong balls at a target
And maybe...maybe give birth...I'm curious how much it hurts and whether it stings more than a branding... | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 5:50:03 PM | You guys are comical.....
whole 9 yards...what difference does it make if it is attached? Are you planning on attaching a leash and taking it for a walk?
canadian beef....spend all day trying to lick myself...that I would pay money to see
Giving birth...grasshopper, try surviving a period cramp first.
Of course if I had a penis, I would just be so proud of the size of it and want to show everyone....probably whip it out at the local bar and use it to stir others drinks
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 7:30:17 PM | | I don't know what a man would do w/ a p*ssy, but if I had a d*ck for a day, I would love to see what it was like to come 1st. Also I be j*ckin off every chance I could!!! | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/17/2008 7:52:26 PM | Or do I still have a penis AND a vagina? I'd still be freaking out.
Yeah, but you could bring new dimension to the term "screw yourself" Just be sure to use protection... you don't know where they've been... or do you? | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 12:44:25 AM | | wow i thought about this a whole lot before when im at work. hmm if its a day im sure id play with it for a few hours, as it is something new....call off work. once i got used to it im sure id go on my normal day. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 3:57:01 AM | Drive around @ a high rate of speed & then batt my eyelashes to get out of the ensuing traffic citation.
Wear a short skirt & ask guys to lift heavy objects for no apparent reason...."let's see if the couch looks better over there!"
Act short-tempered & snippy for a while ....then point to the nether regions & shout "It's all my vagina's fault!"
Take one large box of EVERY type of tampon up to the line of the hottest check-out girl @ the market & say ""Excuse me...I've just aquired a vagina & was wondering if you could help me choose the correct sized feminine hygiene product?"
Teach it to yodel. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 4:27:25 AM |
Cry when midnight came...
Learn that penis envy doesn't exist...but that hooha envy does!
Spend the day playing with themself. Oh wait, they do that already. LOL
I"m only jokin' guys...
If I had a penis for a day... I think I'd be so fascinated by the limp vs erect thing that I'd spend a few hours making it stand up, then lay down. Then stand up, then lay down. And figure out exactly how and why I can make those 2 things occur. Yes...methinks I"m a bit to analytical...
Kaylie
You're such a dork.
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 4:50:42 AM | ^^^^^Thanks.  I revel in my dorkiness!
Ok...but seriously..
[not exact quote] putting my bare ass up against a glass door to see if it gets stuck [unnot exact quote]
That was worthy of another poster appreciating it. But I don't get it. :(
Can you explain how it would get stuck and why you would do this? i.e. the significance?
I must really be in a dorky moment...I don't get it!
And one more...if guys had a vagina for a day...they'd buy out the entire vibrator sextion (lol) of spencer's or any other store that sold such fun toys.  ANd then they'd wonder why we bother w/sex at all when we could play w/our toys!
Kaylie...maybe you have to be a girl to appreciate that one... | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:40:49 AM |
Ok...but seriously..
[not exact quote] putting my bare ass up against a glass door to see if it gets stuck [unnot exact quote]
That was worthy of another poster appreciating it. But I don't get it. :(
Can you explain how it would get stuck and why you would do this? i.e. the significance?
I haven't a clue what the significance is hun.......just a bit of mindless experimentation on my part..
Just reminds me of a naughty cartoon I remember seeing.....in which a naked lady was doing the splits and she got stuck to the floor by her female bits.....I presumed it acted like a suction cap.....just a bit of mindless BS i wanted to share. | |
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