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Posted: 4/20/2008 9:17:32 AM | So I'm feeling silly and quirky today, this is the result good or bad.
What things do you not post on your profile? The things you don't expose but can laugh at yourself about.
I was reading some forums today and they were so serious and to be honest, sometimes you people are depressing!
Me..
Sometimes I snort when I laugh too hard, snore in my sleep, and if I stare at my pinky toe long enough it scares me. (Just fact that I stare at my pinky toe now makes me wonder about me lol)
Let's have it people! Dish! | |
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Posted: 4/20/2008 2:26:16 PM | I snore too, yma67.....my man wakes me up when he has had enough of that.....I am also continually short of cash, and spend beyond my salary....I have 'restless leg syndrome' which is why I DON'T like going to movies.....if it flares up, I'll be walking the aisles....I am also demanding, hypercritical, over-sensitive, I tend to 'stand my ground' and don't take 'stuff' from anyone....if worse comes to worse, I'll have a crying 'jag'.....
Does this meet your criteria? I think I'm gonna LOVE this thread! | |
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Posted: 4/20/2008 3:00:51 PM | Things I don't post on my profile..I have a junk drawer where I throw everything in..and when I am bored..I will go through it and organize.
When I go shopping ....I walk around with something all over the store than decide not to buy it at the last minute. THEN obsess over it and go back...and it's not there. UGH!!
I have a secret crush on Darren McCarty. | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 3:31:14 AM | ROFL....raised my eyebrows over the name of this thread...
You want to hear all my bad points??? I'll have to come back for that, not enough time before I go to work for that | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 4:31:07 AM | well, i put on my profile i am a size 22. that's a lot of exposure!!! i want men who email me to appreciate all of my dangerous curves. i am not the type to pretend i am this hot babe wearing a size 10, LOL........................BUT I WILL SAY I AM LARGE N LOVELY
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Posted: 4/21/2008 5:47:04 AM | LOL I did the same thing Robin! I was like,,,ooooooooo i HAVE to check this thread out! 
Welp yanno,,since im not getting any dates off this thing, what harm can it do to 'expose myself' right? Right! haha Ok,,,,here goes!!!
If you give me enough pop (it has to be coke tho or i cant do it), i can out-burp any man out there! LOL
I can do impressions of Woody Wood Pecker, Marvin the Martian and The Lollypop Kids (from Wizard of Oz) haha
Anybody that drives by me while im in my car probably thinks im some 22 yr old. My music is cranked WAY UP, head bobbing, singing and playing drums on my steering wheel! lolol Matter of fact,,just this morning coming home from work i had Korn playing pretty loud and the folks pumping gas turned to look as i drove past. haha
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Posted: 4/21/2008 6:07:10 PM | | whoohooo truth or dare...what a fun forum this will be...high five to you op...expose myself, hmmmm...well i wish on a star every night they're out...i stay awake till the wee hours of the morning, but can't sleep in past 8...i too love to drive with the tunes just a swayin me (you go ripadoodles)...my voice is so low that unless i'm standing right in front of them everyone calls me sir...i cry during every sweet or sad movie...i swear like a sailor...sometimes when i cough a fart slips out...i blush outrageously when a handsome guy talks to me...i forget where i put everything, lol, i'd lose my azz if it wasn't attached...well there goes another 1500 suitors | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 6:14:49 PM | I'm willing to bet that out of all those views at least half of them are men, but I don't see any of them speaking up. lol.
What brave little soldiers we are.
I thought of another one that I'm sure we all do! If I'm single in the winter and don't have to, I wont shave my legs! Sexy isn't it! That's our gals way of staying warm, don't believe me? | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 7:00:29 PM | Drat.... This is definitely not what I had expected while reading the subject title, "Expose yourself".
Yma67,
Okay, you called me and my gender out, so here goes. What the heck, I'll never get a date anyway, it'll feel like confession. I was under a tremendous amount of stress in 2003 which lead to double bi-pass heart surgery. Since then I've very seldom been able to watch a movie without tears. I'm told that it is a normal reaction after heart surgery. My vocabulary has taken a beating as well. Ohhhh, I feel so exposed. LOL
Ripley & Michkat, I also sing to the tunes and drum on the wheel. We should form a band. LOL Then, of course, I have to take it a step further and turn off the radio and just sing to myself. "Oh the humanity."
So there ya have it. Please, I beg of you, do not think ill of me. Or at least no more ill than what you might already feel. LOL
Thanks for letting me play.
Dave | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 7:20:03 PM | | I have no head for math. I never got over the very bad habit taught to me by a well meaning teacher of counting on my fingers. It's embarrassing really, and I'll never be able to play blackjack, that's for sure. lol | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 7:45:24 PM | LOL Katadoodles! *cough cough fart cough cough* Too funny!! A gf of mine called me recently actually telling me she did that with a new guy she's been seeing, all paranoid 'n stuff asking if i thought the guy wouldnt want to see her anymore cuz of that! LMAO (btw chicka,,,,LOVE your picturesssssss!)
ymw hahaah Oh yeah,,i think alot of us women tend to save a few razors during the winter! LOL Heck,,no ones gonna feel our legs but us so who cares right? lol
Wooohooooo d.a.!! The 3 of us can line right up and do some serious headbangin! haha
Arghhh simmah! With ya on that gf! Math SUCKS! *bah* | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 8:47:02 PM | ok girls went to college to be a math teacher...why you say...lol...cause it's really all as simple as 2+2...dang i should be rich right, lol....oh ty ripadoodles hell i barely got a look see all winter so thought i'd do something drastic, like post a loner, lol...you going to boogie fever on the 3rd?...my sons say that place is the boobs...lol...ymw, i'll join that razorless winter crew...oh we are so deprived in the winter, tisk tisk...that'll all change someday when our prince charmings turn into frogs  | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 3:26:27 PM | well, speaking of exposing yourself and shaving in the same thread....
You know that microwave hot wax stuff? Do you have a microwave in your bathroom? Neither do I. So exactly WHERE are you going to microwave that little jar? that's right....in the kitchen. And you know, depending on exactly where the hair is that you're trying to get rid of kinda determines what clothing you're wearing while you're waxing....so, see, I was standing there in the kitchen nekkid (cause you know clothes are just gonna get in the way) spreading this hot wax stuff on, when I hear voices in the backyard and glance towards the patio door and see my son and some friends approaching the door.....THINK QUICK! WHAT DO I DO? Grab a dishtowel? Try and hide behind a cabinet door? Make a run for it? Pretend that I don't see them? (all the while, this wax stuff is hardening and I'm thinking I'm gonna have to scape it off with a chisel or somethin) ....I decide the best thing to do is to just turn my back and warn em away....so.....they come in and in my best serious mother voice I say "Don't anyone say a word...you all just keep walking until you're all upstairs and close the door behind you....and don't come out until you hear me pulling out of the driveway"
So, I don't put in my profile that sometimes I don't wear clothes when I use the microwave....
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Posted: 4/22/2008 3:45:09 PM | OMG! that last one cracked me up...
OOhhh, I have a nekked story but I'll save it for another forum.
Probably more men read this than woman, based on the title alone, but here goes. Nothing really bad, but I've taken up biting my nails again. I quit when I was 16! There must be some major stress event (or 5 or 10) going on in my life right now. I'll have to see if I can quit before my next date....hahaha...I have plenty of time. I'm hooked on HGTV, can't get enough of it. Sometimes I'm asleep by 8:30, sometimes it takes until 1:30. My whole family burps really, really loud, like we're trying to outdo each other. Sometimes when I'm singing in the car, I turn off the radio to see what I sound like....can't carry a tune to save me. Oh, so many things to expose, I better stop. | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 6:58:28 PM | i went on a date and the guy picked his toenails  | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 7:18:41 PM | | Ok, I don't pick my toenails. But I do have to admit that I don't cut my toenails as often as I should. I know that's probably a no-no for dating, but hey, it's part of who I am. | |
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Posted: 4/22/2008 8:14:05 PM | I really want to expose myself but naked pictures will get me kick off this site. | |
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Posted: 4/23/2008 3:39:57 AM | john, i thought we discussed this, and you were going to send them by private email??? did i misunderstand our chat?
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Posted: 4/23/2008 7:03:11 AM | Ahem,,,,,,still waiting for Robin to expose herself!! C'mon woman,,spill it! LOL
Hey Jo? Dont forget,,you said you'd send me those pics of John, k? | |
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Posted: 4/23/2008 4:34:30 PM | Oh dammuumm woman...you were suspose to forget me! BTW...I was sitting here ROFL about the wax...ahem sorry but it was funny as hell!
Okay fine...here goes, deep breath, gulp. I have an ugly stomach. Yup, don't post it on my profile of course because that would ruin my chances for ever getting a date...oh oh I just did that didnt I? LOL! Seriously...I've had three C- sections! HOWEVER...because I hate it so much, I am getting a tummy tuck next February and I'm so pumped and excited I can hardly wait! Wow...that was brutal!
Okay...next exposure is funny...my son locked me out dressed in a little summer nightie and that's all. I had to climb back in the house thru a window, 10 a.m. and a Saturday morning and trying to be very discreet...HA! BTW....hurt my umm, ahhh, er, yeah that, ... for a week!
I also sing at the top of my lungs in the car but I can't sing to save my life so I have been asked if I hear the dog howling before, humph!!!!
For all of those who need those nakid as a jaybird pics of Johnny boy...he sent them to me, please forward me your addy and I will kindly send them on....hubba hubba
Robin | |
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Posted: 4/24/2008 3:00:40 AM | Yep... I'm going to use them as a second source of income just forward me your address and twenty five bucks, I know he's worth at least that
Sorry John, I know I promised not to share but alas, they need to be viewed but your fans, too good to keep private | |
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Posted: 4/24/2008 12:57:02 PM | i'd expose myself but wouldn't that take all the suprise out of it | |
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Posted: 4/25/2008 5:41:49 AM | Robin,,i think you are beautiful with or without a tummy tuck. gf! I also think ALL women are beautiful who have scars or stretch marks or whatever else we women get from giving birth! Ive never honestly heard any negative comments from men regarding that subject,,,,have any of you?
LOL Ohhhhhhh my goodness!! Robins neighbors got a free fashion show that one Saturday morning! | |
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Posted: 4/25/2008 10:21:03 AM | If I understand correctly, we are to "expose" things about ourselves that we would not put on our profile for fear they would dampen any potential interest? OK, here goes:
1. I don't always manage money well. I frequently over-spend on flowers, jewelry, and similar tokens of affection.
2. I can be forgetful and often misplace things around the house like my Congressional Medal of Honor, my Nobel Prize, my Oscar for best original screenplay.
3. I am not always very prompt in replying to letters & other correspondence. It can be weeks, sometimes, before I can send my "Sorry, but I am unavailable" response to the frequent offers of male modeling assignments.
4. I don't change my car's oil every 3000 miles.
5. Sometimes I drink milk straight from the carton.
PS - I think I have already seen some of John's pictures. They were head shots only - front & profile. They are on the wall down at the post office. | |
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