| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/24/2008 9:29:59 PM | I was just watching that episode of Seinfield where a guy whips out his salami on Elaine for their first date. Has anything like that ever happened to any women here? If it did happen what would you do? Talk about awkward huh? Poor Elaine.  | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/24/2008 10:03:57 PM | | Sorry I've never seen the episode. What I will say is this. Personally I dont like pusedo intimacy. I find all the pet name business that some guys use on a first date to be very annoying. So I guess if a guy was stupid enough to show me his 'salami' on a first date.. then I would probably slap it. And I mean SLAP it. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/24/2008 10:56:38 PM |
I find all the pet name business that some guys use on a first date to be very annoying.
Most of us are uncomfertable saying the word penis, so we use other names for it. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/24/2008 11:07:47 PM | | Its stupid to try to bring that out when you first meet someone especially if you are looking for a long term relationship. I don't know about other women I can only speak for myself. I can never see my self being ready for intimacy with a man that soon. Even if there is a lot of chemistry. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/24/2008 11:13:11 PM |
But I did have a guy grab my hand and put it on his Salami on a blind date...
Blind date, eh?
Well, considering how many evenings he's going to be spending alone if that's the way he treats women, he's probably going to go blind... | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 2:02:54 AM | | haha all i saw was the thread name and seinfeild was what i thought of rite away haha! i havent had it done to me but i would be hugly offended, im sure most women would be ,im mean talk about rude. not to mention the guy prolly thinks your "that kinda gurl" lol ick | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:24:09 AM | | I can honestly say this has never happened to me. I chalk that up to fear and common sense....I did have a guy grab my hand while dancing and place it on himself. This resulted in a swift knee to the balls and him standing on the dance floor alone. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:50:17 AM | | it actually did happen to me. i was so embarrassed and i would not look at him. he kept asking me to look and i siad no. once he was done playing i asked him to take me home. have not talked to him agian. thats a sad case for a man. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 4:37:15 AM | No, can't say that this has ever happened to me either. Damn, I keep missing out on the perfect opportunities to point and laugh hysterically. Which is exactly what I'd do if that ever happened. Some peoples kids.... sheesh! | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 4:43:00 AM | | I've had guys grab me and start kissing me...or one minute sitting next to me, next pouncing on top of me....and on first dates..not cool at all. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 5:38:36 AM | Yes when i was 15....and I had to walk 3 miles to get home........lol
When I told my dad...yep I did...........he told me to always have money to make a phone call..........like there was a phone booth where I was.
And yes this was wayyyyyy pre cell phones | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 5:55:42 AM | Laugh hysterically, point and say: "Oh my God - that looks just like a penis, but smaller!"
Effectiveness guaranteed.
My g/f did this 20+ years ago, when a fellow stopped his car and asked us for directions.
He was in a suit, had two baby seats in the back (sans kids), and had his freaking wiener in his hand.
What an idiot.
I was speechless, but my friend was priceless!
hnh
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 7:12:13 AM | Hate to admit this; but yes and it was a guy I met from POF when I was living in RI...we'd had dinner, coffee, nice conversation and I thought I could trust him...so we went to sit in my car for a few minutes as the restaurant was closing, I thought to make arrangements for our next date...
He asked, can I kiss you, so ok...next thing I know he is all over me and he's got "it" out and asking/pleading with me to do certain things to "it"... I said, pal you have 3 nanoseconds to return that "thing" to it's holster... he didn't comply.
"Little" did he know, I had a tire iron in between the 2 seats, so I grabbed it and let the light from the parking lights shine on the metal as I held it up and said, see this? If you don't want to feel this, I suggest you get out of my car as fast as you can and don't ever call me again.
Yikes, talk about being a fuktard-he certainly holds the record for the worst first date.
But here is the hoot, this dumbazz actually did try to call me a few months later-like I would have forgotten his name and number-yeah, don't think so 
Now, I make sure to tell this story to every prospective first date, just so they know and have been warned, mess with me and you'll be saying hello to my "little friend"-mr. tireiron  | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 7:18:13 AM | | someone put their penis on me in a club once... ew I freaked out.. I was just dancing with my friends and I got poked in the back!! ICK! I'm talking... naked salami too.. not just through the pants! | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 10:02:27 AM | Nothing like that has happened to me; I did have one guy who put my hand between his legs on a first date [he said I turned him on], and I slapped him. The waiter came over and removed the creep and offered to call a friend if I wanted to take me home. Does that count??
If a guy did take out his penis [say the word, it's ok, no one will tell your buddies you didn't use a pet name], I would be an adult, say, 'nice to know you are a little boy, good bye.' I don't see it as ackward (sp?), more as an immaturity thing on his part. If you don't make a big deal out of a situation, then it takes away fromt he 'shock' factor the creep was trying to get. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 2:51:45 PM | This happened to a female friend of mine just a couple of weeks ago.
She was on a first date with a guy she had met on a dating site. They went to a restaurant and had a nice dinner and she said everything was going well and he seemed a nice bloke.
After dinner they decided to go to a Club for a few drinks and some dancing. As they were on the way to the club in his car, she saw him squirming around and then say to her "If your good, I will c*m before we get to the club" while pointing to his now exposed member.
Unfortunately for this guy, he picked the wrong girl. My friend is a very no nonsense country girl and she immediately slapped it as hard as she could. She said he nearly ran off the road when she slapped it but he got the message loud and clear. He dropped her just up the road at a taxi rank and then drove very meekly off.
I somehow think he didn't go out clubbing that night after that.
She did ask me very cheekily afterwards if it was possible to break them because she was sure she broke his  | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:10:00 PM | This has happened to me several times, actually. Usually I look at it and just say, "Well, there it is." They ask if I want to do anything with it, and I answer, "Not really." By then they're usually so offended that they leave.
Is very odd, but easy to deal with. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:13:01 PM |
But I did have a guy grab my hand and put it on his Salami on a blind date...
I hear blind people are very tactile... maybe that's why...
Kidding aside... No, never happened... Probably because for the first meet I usually meet at a public space, well lit... drive to and from in my own car, don't hang out in cars/parking lots, etc.
Though the idea of a dude doing this in a local Starbucks is quite entertaining... "I see that your frappuccino is not grande!" 
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:20:47 PM | Well, I'd give him benefit of the doubt if it was an unseasonably warm day and he was wearing wool pants...also, if he were a much older man and assumed (because I'm younger) that I'd appreciate an amusing game of peek-a-boo...I'd let it slide.
If he waggled it at me with lust in his eyes, I'd probably just expect him to pick up the tab for dinner. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:24:49 PM | | Maybe some men do this because it actually worked a few times. I heard a story where a man and a woman were making out in his car during the first date. Then he whipped it and she began to give him a BJ. I have also heard stories where a man and woman would be dancing or kissing ( during the first date ) and the woman begins to feel his c0ck thru his pants or takes his hands and puts them on her breasts. This is a 2 way street. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:26:45 PM | I've had it happen a few times when I was younger, these days they wouldn't dare. 
There's the old joke of thanks, I don't smoke. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:32:05 PM |
I heard a story where a man and a woman were making out in his car during the first date. Then he whipped it and she began to give him a BJ.
Was someone reading aloud from Penthouse Forum?
Follow-up question: Was the man in question dressed as a pizza delivery boy? | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/25/2008 3:56:12 PM | I have a friend who always pulls the brain out. 
Some people are just more comfortable exposing themselves than others I guess.
Personally I like clothing and wear it for a reason.  | |
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