| Dear John Letter
Posted: 6/1/2005 4:25:27 PM | Subject: Soldier break up letter
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f---
you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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| Dear John Letter
Posted: 6/1/2005 7:46:05 PM | I heard about this from my friend .....
Meet Jerry . This is the nicest guy anyone could ever meet . He had been engaged for 4 years to his girlfriend Katie . So standing at the alter it seemed almost as if the fairy tale was going to end happily ever after . Jerry said "i do" , Katie said "i do" , and the best man and bestfriend to Jerry, Michael hand them there rings .
So at the reception jerry thanks his now father in-law , for this 35,000 dollars wedding and reception. Jerry all of a sudden stands up and and says " You've all given so much to me and my wife . I'd let to give you all something back . Look under your chair ."
Everyone is looking around wondering what this whole thing is about . Everyone grabs the minilla envelop under their seats. And inside there are 8 by 10 glossy's of Katie and Michael in some very revealing poses. Apparently Jerry had found out they we're sleeping together 2 months ahead of time from a private investigator.He went ahead with everything holding back all the anger and hurt .....
So a hush falls over the crowd . Katie as crying trying to apologize, and michael is trying his hardest to disappear in thin air . Jerry turn to his wife and says "F--- you" , he turns to Michael and says "F--- you" . He jumps in cab ,goes to the courthouse and gets the marriage annulled that afternoon.....
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