| The Tales of Dinky Birchwood
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:26:19 PM | Dinky was a man of leisure; he came from old money that his family had made in the railroad business and pig iron. Sure he went to college and got his degree to go along with his pedigree. But, Dinky didn't really need to work for a living, because he already had money and lots of it.
Dinky was just a nickname that he had gotten as a boy, because of his small size. But, now ol Dinky was a grown man and the nickname stuck. His real name was Bartholomew, but everyone called him Dinky. He was around 33, 6'2" and clean shaved, Dinky was the type of man that enjoyed his money to the fullest. He was basically an investor and stockholder and maintained a respectable reputation. Dinky did well with the ladies, but had to attachments, no ball and chain to hold him back.
On occasion he liked to entertain, but usually out of town, Dinky didn't like for nasty rumors to spread. That's how things are, " you don't kiss and tell ". But Dinky liked all sorts of women, white chicks, blacks girls, hot Asian chicks, 8th street Latina's, and even the occasionally older woman. " I like to break them up into categories, blondes, brunettes, and read heads". "Yeah, that's the type of guy I am, some guys drink, smoke, do drugs, I like woman". "I remember one hot August night when things really got out of hand." "I picked up these two chicks at some low life carnival that had come into town." One of them was this real hot blonde chick that was a dead ringer for Sybil Danning, right down to the huge boobs, she said her name was Kelly. Just as we were leaving her friend Cinnamon shows up. She was a real looker, a sexy ebony chick that was so hot that I could see my own reflecting off her shiny black ass.
Sure it cost a little extra, but she definitely looked like five grand punany. Although, I was able to get the pair for only one thousand. We ended up back at my motel room that I had booked for the weekend. When it was all said and done, it was quite a weekend, they were two whores to be proud of. "Well, Monday morning and it's business as unusual", nothing but board meetings and the rest of day off. It wasn't that bad, there was this hot older woman at the company who was one of the secretaries. Her name was Crystal, she looked liked she had been a beauty queen in her younger days. Now, in her 50's she still was very appealing, I could tell that she was interested. Maybe one of these days I run into her at a hot spot or ask her out, that will be another tale to tell. | |
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| The Tales of Dinky Birchwood
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:36:05 PM | | wtf I read all that expecting to laugh and saw no humor .. SIGH you just wasted 1 minute of my life dude you owe me ! | |
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| The Tales of Dinky Birchwood
Posted: 4/30/2008 2:16:55 PM | What do you people want porn? By the way, do you people know how to read, it's full of funny lines. Plus the name dinky, it means small locomotion. The story is an analogy for real life. A lot of guy’s are really are like that. Also, Dinky was the name of my dog, he was a half****r spaniel and poodle. I got him when I was ten; he died at the age of 15, when I was 25. Birchwood is the name of the street that I grew up on.
John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie were business tycoon’s that made a huge fortune from pig iron and the railroad business in the 1800’s. The rest is fictional and funny lines. You people just don't get it, it's an analogy for the all american rich jerk. | |
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| The Tales of Dinky Birchwood
Posted: 5/11/2008 10:50:16 AM | | I thought for a moment that I had gotten on the wrong forum. That was so NOT FUNNY . When you have to explain why it's suppose to be funny, it's not funny.PLEASE NO MORE. | |
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| The Tales of Dinky Birchwood
Posted: 5/11/2008 4:52:33 PM | | There is a "Stories/creative writing" forum. If you think your story is worth it, put it there. It's inappropriate here. Sorry. | |
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