| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:35:06 PM | | So today, I was minding my business, keeping to myself sitting on my porch, a woman (fairly good looking) walks past and flashes her breasts to me, and than runs away...I definitely didn't mind...but am curious on her intentions. I have never seen her before and she didn't throw me her number or anything...was this just a random dare...or could it have been more? | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:37:31 PM | | I have no idea. Maybe she was practicing for Girls Gone Wild. Or drunk...or both. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:37:33 PM | | nah, it was just for fun or a dare. Or maybe attention... who knows; I don't see anything coming of it. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:39:51 PM | Damn, No....Invite me over and we'll BOTH sit on our porch and knock a couple back...that way I can give you my opinions on their intentions!  | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:46:31 PM | Sounds like a dare. You were just Random Guy. Chicks are weird. Nothing more there.
Don't give her or her breasts any more thought. If you can help it. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:48:11 PM | You sure you were just sitting on your porch, minding your own business.... not drinking a beer... or five?
Were they any good?
edit: typo... thanks for pointing it out, op.
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:50:34 PM | well I may have had one beer,
Were there any good?
Any good what? or do you mean, were they any good? if the latter, yes, they were hot...dammit too bad it sounds like just a dare :( cuz I'd hit it  | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:52:33 PM | lucky day!!! enjoy dont over think!
hahaha I was once driving naked... I'm sure the guys in the car next to me weren't worried about my intentions or reasons!! | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:58:01 PM | ^^^^^^ I, too, drove naked once on a dare. I am eternally grateful that I did not get pulled over as I was also intoxicated--what a surprise. That was many, many, many years ago.
OP . . . two words come to mind: *crack head*. Oh, and three more: *with nice breasts.* | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 6:59:20 PM | | I had a woman flash hers at me late one night in a party store. I didn't question it. I stored that memory away in a safe place. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:00:44 PM | Just enjoy the memory....and be on your porch at the same time tomorrow!
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:03:57 PM | ^^well of course you will get flashed-- the way you show off your big**** ...yes probably a dare--you should've shot her a moon.... | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:05:38 PM | And I thought I had her locked up. Have no idea how she got out....I'll have to check those locks.
She probably just got her new boobs and wanted to show them off. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:05:44 PM | If you're going to tell everyone, I'm not going to flash you anymore!  | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:07:09 PM | I agree wholeheartedly with those who say it was probably the result of a dare, and nothing more.
File it away in your memory bank for safekeeping...and bring it out the next time you need a smile.
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:10:57 PM |
and than runs away...
How fast was she running? Did you try to catch her?
Gals who do such things often want to be caught up with....or so I was told.
Cannot believe that you just sat there... I bet Kev would not just sit, right? Young people today....
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:16:20 PM | as far as I could tell they were real...I prefer to think they were
no worries, memory stored
I was a little shocked, it's not an everyday occurance or anything...unfortunately...but I'm def. sitting on my porch more often! | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:21:18 PM | I heard Kev has a boob radar installed.......everytime someone runs past and flashes boobs a fence comes up on the sidewalk in front and behind the woman, the only place to go is a path directly to his front porch. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 7:22:57 PM | | dam, why did no one tell me of such inventions? I'm so disappointed now! | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 8:23:03 PM | Didn't you get the memo? Today was "flash your boobs and run day".
Did you try and catch her to give her those mardi gras beads? No? Slacker!
You should not tell people this. Then everyone will want one and that means more work for me. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 8:27:25 PM | I would guess drunk or stoned. Someone did that to my ex once a long time ago. Flashed her breasts and shouted "expos 86" It was during Vancouver's 1986 expo.
I wouldn't read much into it. | |
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 8:30:28 PM |
Slacker!
That's what I told him as well.
Boys are lazy these days.
Pffft.
Then he'll start another thread tomorrow about gals not liking him because he respects them too much, and won't even run after those who show him their boobies.
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| Weird situation... Posted: 4/30/2008 8:35:02 PM | no I just respect them too much to watch strictly girl on girl porn...if I'm going to watch people demeaning themselves sexually, I will make sure that the numbers are even, 1 on 1, 2 on 2, 10 on 10, etc etc.
I feel really bad for not chasing her down now tho, dammit, I hate being sheltered! Learning all these important lessons much too late
btw esad, I forget what exactly you said, but I seem to remember it being humourous... disappointed on the edit. | |
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