| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 6:26:08 AM | I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber in US.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from prison where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Reet petit with veet | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 6:29:35 AM | | I'd keep that one under wraps if I were you. you wouldn't want to go spoiling a good thing now would you | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 6:30:02 AM | hahahahaha,
God i hope this is bulls*it or a look like a right unsympathetic twat,
erm Mr Veet, i would NOT tell her about your brother,its far too serious to mention,concentrate on the other more trivial issues. | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 7:17:21 AM | So far only the Russians have managed to challenge the Nigerians at the infamous 419 scams. It's your duty to Britain if you have contacts as precious as this to put London back on the International crime map as soon as possible.
You could mind the children, while your brother and your love work hard to ensure Britain regains it's position as a pre-emininent world power.
Tell her asap.
Your country needs you | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 7:18:24 AM | | I dont think it would matter if you told her or not. Cos mr veet Think about it , Think about it OoooooWeeee. Your so fine, fine, fine, your so fine fa fine. Your so fi iii ine, Your so fine, fine, fine. Your really sweet the finest guy she would ever wanna meet. | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 7:51:30 AM |
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Everything else working so beautifully for you Veet and then this
But no, everything about your past has gone like a dream, it wouldn't be fair to expose her to this  | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:22:14 AM | Wow, I see your predicament...
I think, what you should do, is have your father and sisters find somebody to "take care" of your brother. Im sure they know some really good guys for the job.
You can't have such shame and embarressment brought upon your family.
Good Luck.
DG | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:32:39 AM | Blimey what an interesting life you lead!!!.The thing is if you" out" your brother for working at microsoft you run the risk of a revenge attack,maybe he will hold you hostage and torture you untill u actually fess up to being the carpark rubbish picker upper at your local McDonalds drive thru.Are you prepared to take the risk? | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:53:10 AM | Do u know any mobs who could 'take care' of your brother?
problem soved then | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 10:13:15 AM | Go ahead Veet , whats the worst that could happen ...........she kills you ????
Second thoughts.............................dont !!!
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 10:45:25 AM |
Blimey what an interesting life you lead!!!.The thing is if you" out" your brother for working at microsoft you run the risk of a revenge attack,maybe he will hold you hostage and torture you untill u actually fess up to being the carpark rubbish picker upper at your local McDonalds drive thru.Are you prepared to take the risk?
or failing that he may block internet explorer accessing POF then all chances of me getting a message are out the window .....thinking about it i don't get many anyway oh well que sera sera  | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 10:54:12 AM | Of course you should not tell her!
Women are not designed to comprehend the minutiae of technical thingies, she will not thank you for it. Tell her your family were involved in the fatal tragedies that affected area 69 when the Beta Gamma rays were fatally released on the animals in the lab.
Much better that you continue your relationship, get her up the duff as soon as possible, producing viable offspring is, I am sure you agree, the most important thing here. You would not want your DNA to die now would you??? As long as she is unaware of your sordid secret, you will have a reason not to succumb to self harm to obliterate the obvious shame you feel. | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 2:41:29 PM | | Well I think if you don't have many family get-togethers you shouldn't tell her...if so, then yes, hope this helps. | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/3/2008 3:06:33 PM |
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
No way should you tell her!
Next thing you tell her he makes good money, too.
That would be such a shock to the system , she might not recover from it.
Very cruel! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 2:10:34 AM | I would organise a suprise for her, you, your brother and her, nice cosy setting..... maybe the bedroom ;)...... you never know, she may thank you for it? 
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Posted: 5/4/2008 9:31:31 AM | Haha funniest thing i've heard all day!!!
Yeah don't tell her about the brother that works a Microsoft........ | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 9:48:58 AM | I'm not sure about this one, Mr Patel.
Telling her you have family connections in the Microsoft empire, could scare her right away and totally spoil your chances, of continuing to live your idyllic life.
Tough call but, I'd say NOOOOOOOO, DON'T DO IT! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 10:11:04 AM | That’s funny yeah!!
Well lets hope those attributes are not traits in anybody else’s family!
Coz then it wont be funny will it!
Call me a prude but to find humour in a mother smothering her baby to death, is beyond this Englishman! | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/4/2008 10:14:09 AM | | I would seriously not tell her about your Microsoft brother, after all , you wouldnt want her to think that she was marrying into the wrong family . | |
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| Do i tell her the truth?
Posted: 5/18/2008 9:22:02 AM | | i would be worried about disclosing the fact your parents saw fit to name you after a hair removal product... | |
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