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 Mystral13
Joined: 12/29/2007
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I keep hearing the phrase "hung like a gerbil" and when I asked those saying it, I got a few conflicting answers.... some felt that it meant that the man being referred to had a small penis, and some felt it meant he was big. Well, I figured I would google it, and lo and behold, apparently the gerbil has one of the largest peni , relative to body size, in the animal kingdom.... BUT... it is one of the smallest peni out there.

Soooooo...... does this phrase mean small penis or big penis?..... what is your take on it?
 normaldude
Joined: 3/8/2006
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 8:46:41 PM
gerbil= small(unless he has been swimming in a cold lake)
horse=big
 Don Coyote
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 3
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 9:03:42 PM
It is a cute way to say that a man is diproposionatley HUGE!

kind like a jumbo shrimp

itr is for the more inteligent, not so obvious as suggesting that "he is hung like a horse" wich would be Gauche and tactless, but Huing like a gerbil sneaks by the stupids


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 §püngl䧧
Joined: 4/7/2008
Msg: 4
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 9:16:54 PM
My mind associates it with being small...always good for a chuckle.. Could be a good way for men to justify though!!! LOL
 davidsauvignon
Joined: 2/6/2008
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 9:25:15 PM
A whole gerbil is what, 5 or 6 inches long? Sooooo, his gerbil member would be what....3/8 to 3/4 inches long? When discussing/defining penis size, variable data as to its size, not what it is in proportion to, is the factual data. 3/8 to 3/4 inches is small....whether the gerbil is 4, 6, or 8 inches long, white, black, tan or black and tan, white and tan, or white and black.



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 uofijamie
Joined: 1/9/2008
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 9:28:24 PM
Interesting.... cuz hung like a tic tac refers to the size of the tic tac and hung like a horse does not refer to the horse... I guess whenever we hear that phrase we will all have to ask for clarification.
I thought my female gerbil was disportionally happy when we got her a boyfriend!


But I think that the word "gerbil" should be kept out of ALL sex talk!
 LolaMaxwell
Joined: 9/4/2006
Msg: 7
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/3/2008 11:57:26 PM
I've heard, "hung like a squirrel," probably means the same thing.

No way was it implying hugeness of any kind, not even "proportionate."

"Hung like a bull moose" means big.

I agree, gerbils and genitals do not go together. It's just wrong.
 christi66
Joined: 4/17/2007
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 12:00:41 AM
I thought hung like a gerbil ment he was small well since a gerbil is small . Hung like a horse well.. uh ment something huge enough i dont want to touch.

hung like a tic tac .. well duh thought he left your breath minty fresh .
 WesternRose
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 9
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 12:44:03 AM
I find the term derogatory...rather rude ... I mean... big or small what does it matter?
It would be like a guy saying a woman has Udders.

yucky.. ..anyhow...not the Size of the Sword...but the Mighty Samurai and how he uses his Sword ...right?
 mz taken
Joined: 11/30/2007
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 1:27:43 AM
I have nothing to add, but I'm getting a kick out of this thread, nonetheless....
in my mind:
gerbil = teeny
horse = hung
 Von Erik
Joined: 3/28/2008
Msg: 11
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 2:25:06 AM
I've got a friend that used to say he was hung like a 5 inch mule, just before his wife would smack him on the back of the head.

Maybe it means the penis is furry?

Have razor will travel....
 nipoleon
Joined: 12/27/2005
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 3:44:25 AM
" Hung like a gorilla ", would be more insulting.
Gorillas have one of the smallest for their body size.
 ItzJustMe
Joined: 4/9/2008
Msg: 13
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 4:24:36 AM
I would prefer being described as being "hung like an elephant" or "hung like a blue whale". As someone said above, relative size or proportionality is not what counts when discussing penis size. The actual size of the penis in question and the animal penis being used to describe it is what really counts!
 matthew_stephan
Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 14
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 4:27:55 AM
I just prefer not to say any thing and leave it as a surprise for that moment.
Hung like a green banana does sound kinda funny as with the colored condums you can buy these days.
 Notinusemmmm
Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 15
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 4:34:24 AM

"yucky.. ..anyhow...not the Size of the Sword...but the Mighty Samurai and how he uses his Sword ...right?"


The Mightiest Samurai of all time was Miyamoto Musashi. He is legendary because of his ability to wield a long 2 handed sword in one hand and a one handed sword in the other. While his opponents had either smaller swords and focused on technique, or...had a large sword and lacked technique. Miyamoto Musashi had both, size...AND technique.

Why were all his opponents so narrow minded and why was it always one or the other? That's why the greatest was the greatest...he had both.

P.S. I just popped my forum cherry...hiphip hurray
 openmindedwi
Joined: 4/22/2007
Msg: 16
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 6:31:26 AM
but then there IS the ego part of it all..... Know what the REAL definition of conceit is?
A misquito floating down the river on his back with a raging hard on yelling "open the draw bridge... open the draw bridge"!
 crazeegyrl
Joined: 4/16/2008
Msg: 17
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:05:14 AM
I have never heard that saying, but I can admit to liking the one where the guy told me that his penis was 3 inches.............from the floor........................LOL.
 openmindedwi
Joined: 4/22/2007
Msg: 18
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:09:23 AM
^^^^^
man oh man I gotta remember and USE that one!
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:33:42 AM
Aw poor teeny tiny penis - yup that's my take on it - teeny tiny! Gerbils are small so relating it to a human - um yup - teeny tiny!! I've only seen a couple of tiny ones' - EW - just EW!!!
 TheLimey
Joined: 2/24/2008
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:54:28 AM
The correct answer when someone claims to be "hung like a horse" is..


.. "A seahorse?"


& a phrase I once heard: "I said hung like a donkey, not dong like a honkie"
 BIANCA DOLL
Joined: 4/17/2008
Msg: 21
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 8:33:54 AM
the smallest adult erect penis according to the Guinness world Book of Records is 1/2 an inch! YES I SAID 1/2 an INCH...that is hung like a tse-tse fly
 Heart Bandit
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 22
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 9:15:24 AM
^^^^
The people at the Guinness Book of World Records had promised me they wouldn't publish that.
 WesternRose
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 23
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 9:38:08 AM
Well MrCologne.... congrats on 'poppin ur cherry' darling!
...and yes.. I have to agree with you on the Sword thing... I mean it is better with two hands and it is all about technique indeedy
.......ahhhh...times like this I miss the Aussie...he sure knew his way downunder....

anyhooooooooot.....I don't believe that about Guiness!...omg..that is sooooooo rude.
Way Too Much Information!
 browser59
Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 24
Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 6:10:28 PM
LMAO ...funny thread.
My reaction to " hung like a gerbil " would not be complimentary, I would have assumed that was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny comment - and as for the guiness record of 1/2 " ....there's really nothing that can be said.
 kthyg
Joined: 11/24/2006
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Hung like a gerbil?
Posted: 5/4/2008 6:15:47 PM
The one man I met who joked he was hung like a gerbil is very large indeed.
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