| Shopping Posted: 5/4/2008 8:06:07 PM | A girl goes to B and Q to buy a mirror, the young guy behind the counter asks if she wants a screw for it, "No" she replies "but i will give you a blow job for that lawn mower!"
"Hello" said the assistant in the sex shop, "you bought our best most expensive variable speed fully adjustable vibrator yesterday, didn't you, how can I help you today?
The woman replies, "ccccccaaaannnn yyyouuuuu teeellll mmmeeee hhoooowwwww iitttt ssswwwwiitttchhheessss oooffffffff?" | |
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