| The note on the refrigerator....
Posted: 5/6/2008 7:35:30 AM | I did not write this, but enjoyed it so much I just had to share:
THE NOTE ON THE REFRIGERATOR READ:
My Darling Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset and I shall be home before midnight.
Roger
When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As
a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I
will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Sybil | |
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| The note on the refrigerator....
Posted: 5/6/2008 9:33:23 PM | | OMG, that's great!!! I think I need to share this with a couple of guys in my bowling league who spend their spare time checking out all the teenagers... | |
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| The note on the refrigerator....
Posted: 9/1/2008 3:36:38 PM | Passed this on to a number of female friends cause i laughed that much ,they send their thanks as we were in the pub at the time and i had just finished repeating the note when guy in that age range asked my friends very pretty daughter out.
She is a very polite girl mostly but stole a little of the note to knock him back,poor man prob never ask another teen out again lol     | |
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