| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/6/2008 9:33:22 AM | Roger Clemens? We've all heard what he has been up to for the last 10 years!
Karl Malone? I just read a story that he is the biological father of the Buffalo Bills first round draft pick, whom he won't acknowledge. That might have something to do with the fact he was 20 years old when he knocked the 14 year old mother. Malone has more illegitimate children than Pac-Man Jones has felonies. DIS HERE KARL MALONE.
Barry Bonds? Who happens to be Roger Clemens biggest/only fan right about now.
Kobe Bryant? Cheating scandal aside, he's still an ***hole.
Michael Vick? Terrell Owens? Any member of the Bengals?
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/6/2008 11:59:06 AM | It seems Roger Clemens keeps digging his own hole everyday. There are just out to lench this guy. Oh well not my problem....
Kobe Bryant? I really don't care what he does outside of the game, but the way he went out to buy his wife that fat ring sure makes him look like a sucker. Its better him than me....However he is an outstanding player.
Michael Vick? Complete retard....I don't have to explain. I think he should be banned from the NFL for life or at least several more years.
Bengals? Uuummmm.....FREEZE DON'T MOVE!!!!! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say......
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/6/2008 12:05:41 PM | My own personal opinion, it's gotta be Vick, simply because it's the great sport of football that's getting a black eye from his douchedness.
While the others are also quite douchy, they aren't muckin' up football, so I don't feel quite as offended.
Coach Mac has spoken. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/6/2008 5:34:52 PM | | gotta be vick i am an animal person i can't even start to explain how mad that gets me.........or jeff gordan i just hate him lol | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/6/2008 8:01:59 PM | | Clemens is a washed up fool, but Vick takes the prize here! Clemens is a liar, cheater, and a number of other things, but Michael Vick's crimes are far, far worse than anything Clemens has ever done...Terrell Owens is no sweetheart either, tho! | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/8/2008 7:25:16 AM | hmmm. Times change I guess. As much as I love dogs, I'd still have to put waiters and well-stacked trophy wives higher in the pecking order. I would have thought OJ would have won this one walking away. Or maybe i need a clarification on the word douche.
Honorable mention to one of the biggest jerk-offs I've seen in sports; John Rocker. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/8/2008 10:18:24 PM | | Maybe not the biggest douche but ill throw Floyd Mayweather Jr in there. Hes the p4p top fighter in boxing but all he seems intersted in is the paydays and pointless rematches. He decides to fight Oscar twice but says he wont fight Mosley cause Mosley sparred with Oscar even though he convinently left out Mosley beat Oscar twice and a prime one at that in 2000. He goes on about being the best but he ducks his top challengers Mosley,Cotto,Margarito and does it openly pretty much with all his excuses he comes up with. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/9/2008 11:37:42 AM | It's not Kobe. Sure he cheated but does that make him a douche? He's way down on the list of sleazy men in the NBA. Last I checked he isn't Shawn Kemp or Larry Johnson big in numbers of kids out of wedlock. I think both players have 8 and guess what, not with the same woman.
Floyd is fifty/fifty on the douche scale. When's he's around his "boys" he's unbearable. They are bigger douches than him though. When he's by himself or doesn't have his posse flocking him, he's kinda laid back. At halftime of the Lakers-Kings preseason game I stood between him and Bonds having a conversation back by the Kings locker room. Neither seemed like the jackass that they are portrayed as to me so each person's experience is different. The 2 biggest douches for that game was Sasha Vouachek(sp) and Brad Miller (who didn't even play but made the guys working that locker room run and do stupid shit). I had a lot more fun working the Lakers side.
Just from personal experience, the biggest douche is Marshall Faulk. I can't name one person who has had a nice experience with him. He thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread and you are beneath him to look at him. A lot of the bad experiences I've had are with head coaches. They are more arrogant than anyone I know.
I we go off the news, how about Travis Henry? He has 9 kids from 9 different women and he doesn't pay child support for all them. He had to borrow money ($9,800)from the Titans to pay the child support on a kid in Atlanta or he was going to jail in 2007. Good move by the Broncos giving him a fat contract so he can go have some more babies. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/9/2008 8:44:50 PM | If you're gonna put Kobe on the douche list for cheating then, you'd have to add Magic Johnson to the list.
I also think that OJ is the undisputed number one douche of sports. But Sly, I'm surprised you didn't mention Ricky Williams for letting down your Dolphins.
Tanya Harding should get a douche award.
If wrastlin' was a sport then, Chris Benoit should get one for killing his family. He could have just killed himself and left it at that. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/9/2008 9:37:51 PM | Bill Belichick
Chuck Swirsky (I can't believe he's gone, it's amazing)
Sean Avery
Sidney Crosby
Darcy Tucker
Kenny Rogers
Todd Bertuzzi
Steve Downie | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/10/2008 12:10:15 PM | Can i add a little European flavour into this???
OK, Floyd "Money" Mayweather is a jerk, but he's just a show off about bling and money, nothing more. As much as I hate him he doesn't come close on the douche scale.
How about the president of the Jamaican football federation, Jack Warner? He asked the Scottish FA to make a cheque for royalties from a friendly match payable to him personally, handed the official rights to World Cup tickets to his Son-In-Law's company after a tasty kick-back, lied to the county's players about how much money was made from their world cup qualification and paid them a paltry $1,700 US bonus from an estimated $25,000,000 US earned from the tournament, apparently pocketing the rest with no records available for investigation! | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/11/2008 9:59:17 AM | Hockey: (history) Alan Eagleson; (current) Chris Simon, Chris Pronger.
Baseball (history) Joe Rocker; (current) Roger Clemons
Football: (history) OJ; (current) T.O., Chad Johnson
Others: Track & Field ... Ben Johnson, for getting caught; Flo Jo, for not | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/11/2008 11:16:27 AM | | I don't like Sean Avery's game, but I have to admit it's effective. The Rangers were 19 games over .500 with him in the line-up this year. In a very weird sort of way, an argument could be made that he was the MVP of the Rangers Certainly no other Ranger made that kind of impact when they were in/out of the line-up. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/12/2008 11:50:55 AM | | my i cant believe im saying this but yes it had to be said you want a douche ..even though in his prime he was exellent..david beckham...now that is a douche i geuss hes the only one who thought hed be a favior for football sorry buddy dream on ..toronto fc all the way!!!! | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/12/2008 10:21:41 PM | Tony Dung beetle Hypocrite Asswipe
Bill Belichick's last bowl movement is classier...
Shawn Merriman
Ryan Leaf
Chris Henry... I think he is inbred. Just look at the freak.
Bobby Knight. What a tool...
Ray Lewis. Just as bad as OJ. | |
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| The Biggest Douche in sports?
Posted: 5/15/2008 9:26:55 AM | Lol ouch. I live in Cincinnati, so all the Bengals' comments are hitting me right in the nuts!!
But I do have to agree. Chad Johnson, one of my favorite players, is being a mega-douche right now......
And Chris Henry....well, he isnt our problem anymore. What a douche. | |
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