| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 10:00:02 AM | Hi guys, please help, why is it the word coffee means sex to some men on here, it meant a hot milky drink with coffee added when I last checked??? Or is there a secret code only you men know, please help me, and if there are any other "codes" I need to be aware of please let me know
thanks lads
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 10:05:29 AM | Well apparently, the reason being is because after a very pleasant evening with a lady, and you have escorted her to her door, she'll ask you if you would like some coffee if she is interested in having sex with you.
It happened to me once, I declined as a naive person, saying that it was almost 1 am, and if I had coffee at that point I'd be up all night and went home. I told my buddies off-handedly about the situation and they all told me that it was invitation for sex, and I had been a fool. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:05:39 AM | yeah,
Espresso Frappuccino = Quickie in the back room
Caramel Macchiato = Wild money sex, your place or my place...
Iced Syrup Flavored Latte = BJ under the table
you need to learn these codes.... | |
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 10:12:27 AM | i'll never look at a starbucks the same again.... | |
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 10:13:20 AM | | Hot Coffee? I think you're dating too many guys that play GTA maybe. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:16:34 AM | | My boyfriend knows that if he wants any, there's gotta be coffee in my life, so in my case, one could say coffee = sex. Without coffee, I'm too pissed off to have sex. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:21:02 AM | I didn't get the memo. That's what happens when one doesn't get out much.  Who knew? If coffee = sex, then c0cktails must have more meaning.   
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:26:57 AM | Also,
If I offer you "lemon cake, apple pie or chocolate layer cake" with your coffee, that usually means = I am closing you for a week, i'll take you to my dungeon and you'll be my sex slave......
Just sayin'... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:48:33 AM |
why is it the word coffee means sex to some men on here
I think to some men on here, the fact you talk to them means you want sex with them in their mind. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:51:04 AM | | Yea, I didn't get the memo either. I never heard that one before. Try tea next time. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:52:25 AM | not to me, it doesnt.....I guess Im naive too! And I drink alot of coffee! Dang....Ive had coffee with alot of women, and to think I missed out on EVERY one of them?!
For me, coffee is the natural end to a meal, but its also a snack, or something to do to occupy the hands while meeting with someone....and the cup is a small, abeit effective, thing to hide behind! Oh, and beware, guys, it can also be a weapon, so if the lady you are with doesnt know about the coffee=sex thing, youd better watchit!  | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:55:45 AM |
you need to learn these codes....
I didn't get the memo either...
What does Folgers - black mean? What have I been saying all this time and didn't know it???
I thought a Sobe No Fear and a couple shots of tequila = sex.... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 10:55:59 AM | When a woman wants coffee, in man language, that means she wants something wet, hot, normally sweet, milky, normally following the date, and goes well with a cigarette afterwards. Thus, sex in a way, is a direct clause on coffee.
But the truth is, I don't even like coffee. I only drink it to taste the tears of Columbian peasant farmers. And yes, it is fulfilling. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 11:07:48 AM | As you can see from post three, the entire code can get somewhat complex but it is derived from a very basic formula.
X=SEX
Where X equals all numbers real and unreal, any solid, liquid or gas; any person, place or thing; any noun, verb, adjective or adverb; All days, dates and times. Just to name a few. | |
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 11:12:24 AM |
X=SEX
Where X equals all numbers real and unreal, any solid, liquid or gas; any person, place or thing; any noun, verb, adjective or adverb; All days, dates and times. Just to name a few.
ok... gotcha. as long as we're all on the same page... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:07:27 PM | Well I guess it was kind of obvious that she wanted sex... Considering it was 1 am, At her doorstep, we had just kissed, and she asks me if I wanted some coffee.
Then again I was never really good at picking up on signals.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:21:46 PM | | I've never poured myself a morning cup of coffee as code for "I'd sure like to masturbate right now," so I'm not sure that this coffee-sex theory holds up very well. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:25:46 PM | Coffee means coffee, and nothing more.......Sex means sex and nothing more unless you are getting me some coffee in the morning....... 
Just my opinion.......   | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:33:22 PM | hun,some guys just don't get it,,you could be in the middle of a converstaion an say the phrase hey right now i'm eating some cereal,an somewhere in there a guy would be rushing to take his pants down an jackoff because somewhere in thier mind they took the wrong exit an thought you meant something sexual or some kinda sexual invite to them..an they would be sitting back molesting themselves asking you...mmmmmm what kinda cereal?? did you use whole milk or skim milk..ok ok lol  but you get the point...
no matter how direct or nonsexual your are towards them some guys think any invitation you give them has to do with sex.. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:36:46 PM |
What does Folgers - black mean?
thats the code for "S & M", kinky stuff. Leathers, whips and stuff... | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:41:47 PM |
it meant a hot milky drink with coffee added
How the... that's not coffee! That's an abomination! That's just coffee flavored milk.
Coffee is just that.... coffee.
But someone already beat me to the hot coffee thing... so there goes my witty response out the window! Thanks, you thief. | |
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| COFFEE = SEX?????
Posted: 5/8/2008 12:49:46 PM | > (OP) why is it the word coffee means sex to some men on here?
Here's the way one woman (aged 39) put it in the category next door to this one:
I know how to drop hints and men in my age bracket generally "know" how to pick them up. And if they dont by my age...I move on...
Maybe they're just picking up on your 'hint', at the risk of not doing so and thus missing out on an opportunity for a hot cup of it. Never hurts to be optimistic and look on the bright side.
Or are you saying it wasn't a 'hint'? Maybe we could just use a hint as to what is a hint and what isn't.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 12:55:49 PM | here goes Admiral Binghamton again,
"eva-eva -yedda, WHAT??" | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 1:08:10 PM | I find coffee to be so NOT sexy.
And a coffee date is pretty lame.
Now meeting women at coffee shops, that is different story.  | |
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Posted: 5/8/2008 1:27:13 PM | | weeeelllllll , a lot of men equate coffee with an offer of sex. Say you went on a date, it all went well. Then it comes to the end of a perfect evening, if you say to a guy, "fancy coming in for a coffee" , a lot of guys would think their luck was in , no matter what you think, even if you ask the question just to be friendly and because you like the guy. | |
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