| Types of FISH
Posted: 5/12/2008 12:31:41 PM | TYPES OF FISH (Creative Writing: Just for fun)
(Add to definitions if you’ve had fish experiences. Note your fish ID with your definition)
--compiled by Ravenpoet
Goldfish: One who seeks a partner who has money. A fish who likes to be financially supported by others.
Carp: Fish who spend too much time whining. Never satisfied.
Piranha: Predatory fish who exist just to use others. Eats other fish then spits out remains before going to another victim.
Blowfish: Dishonest fish who put old photos of themselves on their profile from a time when they were thinner and more attractive. A fish who uses deception to make contacts.
Rainbow Trout: Seeks any race or gender for a relationship.
Sunfish: Optimistic fish who doesn’t make too many demands or expectations.
Largemouth Bass: Fish who won’t stop talking. Often insensitive to others.
Smallmouth Bass: Fish who barely tell anything about themselves. Profile usually only has one or two sentences in it.
Fighting Tarpon: Lives life in constant conflict. Drama Queens or Kings.
Catfish: Overly independent by nature. Wants LTR but too independent to understand what LTR actually entails. Usually bottom-feeders.
Cutthroat Trout: Species who wants partner but hates them at the same time (lover and hater of opposite gender). Thrives on hate. Makes too high of expectations that can’t be met. Then hates other fish for not meeting those expectations.
Rockfish: Steadfast by nature. Tends to have unyielding standards both positive and negative.
Bonefish: Male species who is only looking for certain type of encounters.
Flounder: Fish who doesn’t have concept of goals. Goes from contact to contact without defining anything. Never actually meets contact in person.
Tuna: One who doesn’t have good hygiene (all genders included).
Snappers: Quick to attack another fish over the simplest things. Always takes comments out of context and reconstructs them into a negative.
Swordfish: Male who protects relationships with honor and love .
Ladyfish: True species. One who is romantic and compassionate. Thinks honesty is the best policy.
Angelfish: Fish who seeks the ideal LTR. The ultimate partner who is caring and loving.
Butterfly: Happy and free-spirited fish. Doesn’t take life too seriously. Makes the best friend but maybe not the best love interest.
Clownfish: Thinks life is a joke. Serious is not in vocabulary. Life of the party.
Eel: Selfish and egocentric. Slippery mentality.
Parrotfish: Species who will agree with anyone even though they don’t truly agree with them. All in hopes of getting a mate.
Pufferfish: The most toxic of fish. Avoid. Cannot love another. Easily masks other fish. | |
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| Types of FISH
Posted: 5/12/2008 6:11:00 PM | Mime-fish: Usually acting out a story, without the use of bubbles.
. . . . . . . . But you will never be sure which story.
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Posted: 5/12/2008 7:32:15 PM | LOL! Cool. Hope they keep coming (that's what she said). | |
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Posted: 5/12/2008 11:24:05 PM | | Dollaghan - seeks a partner from within a very narrow geographical range, preferably one who is a close genetic match. (Lough Neagh trout) | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/16/2008 2:13:45 PM | | full of electricity, to much to handle,slipppery and in control of conversations, | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/16/2008 2:15:50 PM | | ok ok you got it right, smart fish tho ha ha, other fish afraid,eel is a bad ass | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/18/2008 5:44:50 AM | | butterfish - slippery character, overly oily, starts out with the milk of human kindness, ends up seeking significant other with lots of bread | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/19/2008 2:52:55 PM | . . . . . . .Cannonfish... Acts like a big shot around the watering hole.
. . . . . . .So loud, he cracked the mirror on the back bar.
. . . . . . .Usually hangs out with the school of Bazooka fish .
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/19/2008 3:19:43 PM | the snail darter,
closely akin to the species known as ex-husbands
those annoying pesky critters
that will try at all cost to stop your forward progress | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/21/2008 3:51:38 PM | | Bream... Fed-up with being mispronounced | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/21/2008 10:06:11 PM | | crill: almost microscopic critters with D!ks bigger than their brains | |
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| eel,wrong
Posted: 5/22/2008 1:23:45 AM | | Perch - Deep thinker, likes to dwell in one spot for long periods. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:34:13 AM | grouper: unpopular at dinners, usually thrown back
Octopus: lots of arms with photosensitive cells in its tentacles ie instead of using its eyes it uses its tentacles to sense its prey | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 5:05:59 AM | Hagfish: Pallid skin and bags under eyes from too long reading the forums.
Suckerfish. Repeatedly dates jerks.
Barramundi. Has to be forcibly ejected from barstool by barstaff at some ungodly hour on a Sunday night which is really Mundi morning.
Snapper. Fish experiencing hormonally driven bad mood with whom you are best to just agree. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 1:03:45 PM | Gangsta Grouper; Swims up behind and got his fins all over you even before he says,
............................. ."Hey, Whatcha' Dune' Tonight?" ................
Bouncer Fish; Threatens to tear his scales off, if he doesn't leave you alone.
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Posted: 5/23/2008 11:46:32 PM | Still laughing about the hagfish. So, that's what got into my mirror when I wasn't looking. What must I do to direct it back into the ocean?
Mussel - hard to get into but delicious to eat | |
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Posted: 5/28/2008 1:28:10 AM | | wall eyed pike - strabismus afflicted trout impaled on his own stupidity | |
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Posted: 5/28/2008 10:34:07 PM | Can you put medicine in the water for that?
First it was Mercury...then PCB's... | |
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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:09:32 AM | | Beta Fish: Highly ego-centric male with a lot of flash but no personality, goes for ugly little fishes that are dull in color. Will attack viciously any other male he sees even if they aren't competition. Will attack his own reflection without thought. Constantly afraid of others encroaching on his territory, and taking what he has. | |
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Posted: 6/3/2008 10:48:33 PM | | Monkfish -- Tried for so long to find a partner and after many failures decided to give up. Or alternatively it's a fish that likes jazz. | |
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Posted: 6/3/2008 10:55:19 PM | | filet-0-fish : Tanning takes its toll... | |
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