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 Renaissance Mun
Joined: 8/9/2007
Msg: 1
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How many of you get worn-out with the same cliches either as user names or especially the headlines?

Here are some of that I can barely stomach anymore (from a guy's perspective):

#1: "Good-hearted Man" ... lot's of variations. The problem is how to tell the difference between a "good-hearted" man and a "bad man" since a bad man would have no problem lying and claiming to be "good-hearted."

#2: "Liars Need Not Apply" ... same problem as #1 - how would you tell the difference?

I've got others, but I'll let everyone else list their favorites.
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 5/12/2008 6:00:00 PM
here's the one I seem to ALWAYS read

"live life to the fullest"

I mean seriously........would you BE on the dating site if that was so?
Well maybe yes, but it's still an over used phrase- I would rather hear:

"I try to have good time when possible, but everyday stuff like work and kids and family obligations seem to get in the way"
 adamf73
Joined: 4/7/2008
Msg: 3
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Posted: 5/12/2008 6:32:06 PM
GSOH

I like to think I have a good sense of humour. So do other people, I'm sure. But everyone has a DIFFERENT sense of humour. What is funny to some wont be for others. Then there is the communication thing. 90% is eye contact etc. . . . .

OK, I'll shut up.
 funworkingmama
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 5/12/2008 7:09:34 PM
"rich" haha jk ok maybe not
 James_in_SD
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 5/13/2008 1:57:25 AM
Active/active lifestyle
A bit subjective, isn't it? Attilla the Hun had an "active lifestyle".

No couch potatoes, please.
Well, if someone's here in the first place...

Comfortable in your own skin.


No baggage.
This is really stupid. What if you want to take a vacation together?

Drama-free.
I perform in theater!
 sinmage82z
Joined: 5/15/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/13/2008 5:07:47 AM
"My friends say that I'm (cute, sexy, sweet, etc.)"

Apparently everyone's friends say that.

If they said that you are ugly, a fat cow, etc., they wouldn't be your friends now would they?
 leelee 040
Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 5/14/2008 10:46:40 AM
Looking For My Soul Mate
[or, has been the case a time or two]
Looking For My Sole Mate




 chardeo
Joined: 1/4/2007
Msg: 8
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Posted: 5/14/2008 10:38:46 PM
"Sandwiches? Yes Please!"

Gawd I hate this one. It's like, use your imagination. Who would put that? Seriously, LAME!
 Dragon686
Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 9
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Posted: 5/15/2008 11:10:28 AM
Tell me about it, I run into this one all the time.... " Oedipus complex with Involentary Narsacistic Rage.....Mild Herpes. Happy Fishing !!!! Come on people lets be a little more original than that....
 lip locked
Joined: 9/14/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 7/15/2008 7:09:28 PM
"live life to the fullest"
I hear that soooo much and it makes me gag! Dont think anyone would ever admite to gettting the least of life and doing nothing to change it. Doesnt this sound like what most woman(probably there EXs) decribe they dont want in a man....( but was what there EX was) And go on in the sam manner looking for the opposite but find tht too boring and go back to the same unfullfilling thing! CAN YOU TRUELY GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NOT EXPECT PERFECTION?
 N*Love
Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 7/15/2008 9:22:45 PM
"not into head games"

Oh just shut up....
LIke anyone is going to post:
"MUST F*** with my HEAD"...
 whatisthishit
Joined: 7/9/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 7/15/2008 10:31:18 PM
GOD i know.
practically every profile i read says "no drama".
shut the f*** up.
we're sick of reading it.
 Greyfeld
Joined: 1/11/2007
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Posted: 7/15/2008 11:47:59 PM
How about "music is my life." (If you're not in a band, shut the hell up, you don't like music any more than the rest of us)

or

"I love hanging out." (Really, sherlock? Because I'm sure you're the ONLY person that does that!!)
 Flamingofreek
Joined: 2/24/2008
Msg: 14
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Posted: 7/17/2008 5:57:10 AM
I HATE the line about being as comfortable in a formal/tux as in blue jeans. WHATEVER. I am most comfortable in my ratty bathrobe and bunny slippers.
 N*Love
Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 15
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Posted: 7/17/2008 12:55:42 PM
looking for an inteligent good girl...

ahhahah so I say hello..

He says : What you wearing?

Way to go buddy...
 Murf167
Joined: 9/7/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2008 1:16:21 PM
Sassy. I see it ALL the time, I'm not sure what it means, but I know THEY don't know what it means. Based on the evidence Sassy = heavy.
 2ofcup
Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/17/2008 2:50:17 PM
I like the ones that say no shirt, no response.....and they have a couple of Bikini shots on thier profile.
 kevininlasvegas
Joined: 6/2/2008
Msg: 18
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Posted: 7/17/2008 8:04:11 PM
i am more comfy sitting on the sofa naked watching tv.
 Websmith
Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 7/17/2008 10:54:53 PM
"I like to have fun." Not me. I would punch a clown.

"I like long walks in the park." Seriously? If there are so many long walkers, where are they?

"Not looking for a father/mother for my children." You're not? Then I'll pass. I'm all about the diaper duties.

"Looking for Mr. Right." Yeah, so is every other frickin' woman on the planet. He's in hiding because you're all psycho!

and it's sister: "Not looking for Mr. Right Now." What the hell does that even mean???
 bigpaul5
Joined: 6/2/2008
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Posted: 7/17/2008 11:22:32 PM
"I love life"
Wow. Holy moly! That certainly sets you apart from the rest of these suicidal maniacs, searching for a connection.

Unbelievable!
 Websmith
Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 7/18/2008 5:31:23 AM

"I love life" Wow. Holy moly! That certainly sets you apart from the rest of these suicidal maniacs, searching for a connection.

"I love to live life" Seriously? Because I like to squash life like a bug whenever I see it.

I would love to see a MAD TV skit for "Lowered Expectations" where both of the candidates list all of these clich├ęs. That would be a classic!
 guitard
Joined: 4/29/2008
Msg: 22
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Posted: 7/22/2008 2:04:14 PM
It amazes me how many women say they like long moonlit walks on the beach and campfires on the beach. There must be so many women on the beach that it's standing room only.

Think I'll start hauling and selling firewood on the beach. With the money I'll earn, I can probably take some girl on a cruise.

P.S. If you are going for a moonlight walk on the beach in the Maritimes, wear a parka!
 Websmith
Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:00:44 AM

It amazes me how many women say they like long moonlit walks on the beach and campfires on the beach. There must be so many women on the beach that it's standing room only.

Think I'll start hauling and selling firewood on the beach. With the money I'll earn, I can probably take some girl on a cruise.

Dude. Pay attention. They want moonlight beach walks, NOT cruises. Why would you earn money taking advantage of the moonlit beach walkers, then take a woman somewhere else???
 Websmith
Joined: 7/2/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:03:05 AM
I like when a profile states "I'd like to be with someone who takes care of themselves financially and physically"

Um.. ok... why don't you just say you want a hot rich guy? LOL
 SKAJ
Joined: 5/29/2008
Msg: 25
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Posted: 7/23/2008 12:36:22 PM
"I love to laugh".
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