| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 5:55:57 PM | Few weeks ago this subject came up among some buddies and me and we discussed it at great length because we're vulgar young men who have nothing better to discuss between scratching ourselves and hands of poker.
The question is simple: if you have anal sex with a woman, but never vaginal intercourse, does it count as sex, i.e. Is she added to the list of women you've had sex with if you were to keep track of these things?
The concensus was that it does indeed count, with one guy opining with colourful language that in this rare case the woman counts twice. However, if it was done when you were younger in one of those insincere attempts for her to remain a technical virgin, it does NOT count on account of how lame it is, and because "The woman did not consider it sex, so neither can you."
There was some dissent on that last caveat.
This isn't the most important question ever asked here, but I'm curious to open the topic up and see other opinions, particularly since there was no female input when we decided this is the way things are. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 5:59:05 PM | It counts.
Anal, oral, vaginal, hand jobs..... they're all sex and they all count.
Just my opinion.  | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:01:10 PM | | the woman counts 3 times if you got a piece of sweetcorn stuck in your jap eye. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:02:35 PM | | If your girlfriend told you she slept with another man but only had anal sex, would it count for you? | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:27:01 PM |
If your girlfriend told you she slept with another man but only had anal sex, would it count for you?
Therein lies your answer. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:37:18 PM | | If your tingly bits are unclad and being touched, need you even ask? | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:39:09 PM | | My opinion is that any activity that cause one or both of the people involved to reach orgasm, or has that intention, would be considered sexual relations. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 6:47:47 PM | So If I don't eat beef, does that mean I don't eat at all?
What we got chicken, pork.
It is Called Anal "SEX" for a reason.
Now if we just use the word "ANAL" it could be taken out of context.
For instance " This thread is "anal". | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 8:53:40 PM | | Is it sexual? Is it intercourse? yup yup But if it's done with a strap on then only one of you had sexual intercourse the other just a chore. That is where the lesbians are hooked as far as divorce and adultery. Where i live adultery is defined in the divorce act as sexual intercourse so lesbians really can't do that so therefore they are not truely protected by that law. Or no? | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 9:00:43 PM | It counts. So does oral, even if only one of you does it. Sex is sex; oral, anal, vaginal, it dosn't matter. Makes it simple that way.
So, sex, scratching, and poker? That's it? No beer or cigars involved? Sheesh, sounds kinda lame, lol. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 10:48:50 PM | | Well who are we to say lets ask one of our last Presidents his opinion. Well sense he is not here I will give you mine(close enough). If you insert your penis into any body cavity of another being with the intention of pleasing your self and possibly that other person it is consider sex. For you guy who talk about possibly only having anal sex and wondering if that counts yes it does and if you never entered the ****(the wet, juicy, sweet, perfect hole) the it should count as gay sex. That is just my opinion. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/12/2008 11:34:24 PM | | IMO anything involving penetration is sex (vaginal and anal)...oral and handjobs are foreplay (sexual, but not sex). however if you're considering this primarily from an STD perspective then you'd have to include oral since several STDs transmit orally as well. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 1:22:52 AM | Eh, I don't know. I went through a pretty slutty time in my life about 11 years ago. My promiscuity over that short time was Herculean. I tended to only count the vaginal intercourse I could remember as sex.
Although these days I do include any sexual activity involving penetration as sex. I learned self control. That and I'm always sober when I do anything now. Much easier to remember what you've done when your brain isn't drowning in alchohol, you know?
In fairness, I really think ALL penetration should be counted as sex. I think I just ignored the oral and anal sex I had to make myself feel better about it. And again, I was hammered most of the time during that period. Everything since then has counted.
As it should. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 3:16:38 AM | | Only counts if after you've cum inside her ass you pull out your**** wipe it on her favorite teddy bear throw 5 dollars on the bed and tell her she was the shitist shag you've ever had and then leave. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 5:16:35 AM | I'm still in wonder that this post didn't get deleted just because of the "Duh" factor... Wow. ***Shakes head***
Hmmmm... OP, I have a bridge I'd like to sell, think you and your friends would be interested?
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 6:29:57 AM | | Gee, let's ask Bill Clinton, he's the expert on these things you know. | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 6:40:46 AM | why don'tcha just start an anal sex list?...seems that might solve your problem | |
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| Does anal sex count? Posted: 5/13/2008 6:44:59 AM | Op if you were married, caught your wife/husband in bed with someone and she/he said " we never had sex, all we did was some anal" how would YOU view this?. Would you forget it based on that statement or would you look at it differently?.
If there is any kind of penetration involved... IT'S SEX. | |
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